[amythornton]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

I'm Baptist, not Misogynist.

My mistake, sorry. I tend to get those two mixed up.

[Des]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

Yes, well, women are easily confused.

[amythornton]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

Ah yes. The lovely messages of the bible. 1 Timothy 2:12.
Inspiring.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

Oh god, one of these. Who's worse, the crazy mysognistic Christians or the people who's labels look like someone played Scrabble drunk and decided to invent it as a word? I honestly don't know.

Say, why don't you stop stealing the spotlight here and start your own intro thread? We'd like to get to know you!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx. My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.

So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

Mister, I didn't understand half of what you said, but I do get that you're a homosexual.

I am very sorry if others in the Christian community have made you feel unwelcome because of your orientation. This happens to a lot of gay guys such as yourself, and it's just terrible.


I want you to know that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is for the whole world, for every man, woman, and child, including you.


I'm a sinner and you're a sinner and God is eager to forgive us both.

Wouldn't you like to get to know Jesus?

[Thomas Taylor]

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Ah yes. The lovely messages of the bible. 1 Timothy 2:12.
Inspiring.

At least you know your place. Unlike some I could mention.


Something else you may like to ponder on is this:


1 Kings 3:16-18


16¶ Then came there two women that were harlots, vnto the king, and stood before him. 17And the one woman said, O my lord, I and this woman dwell in one house, and I was deliuered of a childe, with her in the house. 18And it came to passe the third day after that I was deliuered, that this woman was deliuered also: and wee were together; there was no stranger with vs in the house, saue we two in the house.



This is truly a beautiful message. It tells me that all harlots are lesbeans. Are you a harlot as well as a rug muncher. Don't worry there is still time for you to change Let Jesus enter you and change your life for the better.

[Walter Van Slyke]

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Hi, I don't normally agree with conservative white Christians but I know you consider homsexuality a choice. Yes, being LGBTQIANB2SPPO can be a choice. I have chosen to identify as a genderfluid lesbian (pronouns zie/hir/hirself) because I couldn't bear having cishet privilege for much longer.

I am also a white-passing Native American (Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo) who identifies as Latinx. My personal religion is Native spirituality but my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 1:14-15, which proves that Jesus was of color.

So anyway, I hope to have fun here trying to debase your cissexist, misogynistic, antiPOC, queerphobic, ableist politics.

I don't know what half of those things mean, but seems that in addition to choosing every existing sexual perversion, you've invented a few of your own.

After several hours of intense prayer, the Lord has revealed you to me. He told me that you are having an identity crisis, which is why you latch on to every conceivable label. He says you long to know which way you are supposed to go.


Are you ready for the answer?


Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in theLordwith all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
That's all there is to it. Give your whole self to Jesus, obey His holy word, and stop spending all of your time thinking about YOU. It's not about YOU. It's about HIM!
I'm going to go back to my closet now and pray for you some more.

[muslim butthead]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

Hi fellow baptists, i too like girls but i love jesus and allah!!! but i do hate donald trump who is a very naughty man. sexuality is a choice, lets face it most lesbians are just ugly women who can't get a man

[Elmer G. White]

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Hi fellow baptists, i too like girls but i love jesus and allah!!! but i do hate donald trump who is a very naughty man. sexuality is a choice, lets face it most lesbians are just ugly women who can't get a man

Dear child,

Of course you do. You're earnest, cute and quite adorable with your naiveté and your pathetic attempts to irritate us.

Obviously, cuteness and your boyish antics will not Save you when the reckoning comes. I must say that the story of your nation, the Ishmaelites, is one of the saddest ever. God promised you so much.

Genesis 17:20
And as for Ishmael, I have heard thee: Behold, I have blessed him, and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a great nation.

So much promise, so many failures to deliver! However, if you can raise above your rhetoric of relatively lame attempts to irritate, we can help you discover the True™ Nature of Jesus and the Bible. Please remember John 3:18 and accept our assistance.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[muslim butthead]

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thank you for your kind words, i am very open to all new experiences and look forward to the lessons that can be learnt in the forums.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Englishman! You must be a brown man or a Black man or maybe an Indian man because white men do not love the muslim god. I am not offended too much by your religion but I think you have angered these white people. This is a site about Jesus not moon worshipping.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I LIKE girls and hate Jesus!

It's not for nothing that my sons have learned that it's their duty to punch any queer they find trying to tempt them away from fathering sons.

These things that can't decide what to be are openly mocking our LORD.

ROMANS 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Satan's dildos will be no barrier to writhing on his fiery tallywacker for all eternity.

Jesus died for three days just so you could learn to not be a filthy, confused rugmuncher and you spit in His face.