[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

I lol'd.

We will "LOL" too ... while watching you burn in Hell!

Shoo, demon; your feeble attempts at secular logic grow tiresome for us, and embarrassing for you.

[Nahkriin]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

Why has this thread been invaded by heathens?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

Why has this thread been invaded by heathens?

Somebody's bored.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

Somebody's bored.

It really does seem that when the Godless have nothing better to do they find great solace in poking fun at Christian's most cherished beliefs

But they will get everything that they deserve when Jesus returns (any day now, I expect). Then they will be sorry.

Revelation 1:7 - Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

YIC

[Des]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

We're both at school. Lyn isn't employed yet, but I have a part time job cleaning.


Yours in Christ.

You're still in school at age 18? Are you slow or just a poor cook?

Do you both attend Western High and wear red blouses with black skirts? When you walk to school in the morning, do you happen to take Jones Falls by the Cylburn Arboretum, or perhaps Falls road past the Baltimore country club? Are you allergic to latex by any chance?

[Roland]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

[...] Are you allergic to latex by any chance?

Hello Des,

I reckon you have one or two job positions open for personal aviators?

Kind regards, Roland

[Des]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

I reckon you have one or two job positions open for personal aviators?

Don't be silly. A female pilot is even more ridiculous than a female chauffeur. My question is for practical reasons. Minorities are notorious thieves and prone to stuffing small valuable objects into their clothing while working as domestic servants. Therefore I require my house staff to wear form fitting latex maid outfits in order to prevent loss of silverware and candelabra.

[Des]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

thankyou ... I understand.

I haven't touched lyn since we spoke with the preacher. He explained how sinful it is.


We play everyday to be clean and pure.

Wait, you touched your sister? Well now young lady, I'm afraid you'll have to explain your actions in more detail so we can estimate just how deep into depravity you and your sister have fallen. Much more detail indeed.

Did you take any pictures of the likely innumerable abominable events? Perhaps webcam recordings? I would like to review these to help me create a psychospiritual profile for the two of you.

[ann the chinaman girl]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

hi ... we said before that we have stopped so we r repentant and dont do it.

it was just some touching and pleasuring .. we pray the Lord will forgive us.

[Des]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

hi ... we said before that we have stopped so we r repentant and dont do it.

it was just some touching and pleasuring .. we pray the Lord will forgive us.

I suppose it all depends on the position the two of you were in. Standing or sitting would probably be alright, as Leviticus 18:22 says not to lie with the same sex. So technically were the two of you to have somehow gotten into some strange form of suspension bondage with your positions diametrically opposed it wouldn't be lying. Come to think of it, that only applies to men, really.

I admit, this is a bit of a conundrum. Perhaps some web footage could clear things up a bit.

[ann the chinaman girl]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

It was laying ...but as we said it's over.

Ephesians 1:7 - In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace

[Nahkriin]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

I see you have become a forum member, that is great! Maybe I will too one day.

[Des]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

I see you have become a forum member, that is great! Maybe I will too one day.

Have you tried praying for it?

[Nahkriin]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

Have you tried praying for it?

No sir I have not.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

No sir I have not.

➡➡ 1 Thessalonians 5:17 ⬅⬅