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  • ann the chinaman girl
    zit-faced teen
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 69

    #1

    2 sisters saying Hi

    Hi,

    We're here to talk and learn. Hope to get to know you all
  • ann the chinaman girl
    zit-faced teen
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 69

    #2
    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Sorry didn't see the questions. We we're raised in a good Christian family, and attend Woodland (WBC).

    My favorite verse is Romans 10:10 "For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10274

      #3
      Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

      Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
      Hi,

      We're here to talk and learn. Hope to get to know you all
      Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
      Sorry didn't see the questions. We we're raised in a good Christian family, and attend Woodland (WBC).

      My favorite verse is Romans 10:10 "For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”
      Greetings,

      It is always nice to see young women who can correct their shortcomings and ask for forgiveness after their mistakes. Your quest to find Christ is most laudable!

      As we are swarmed by rude atheists who only wish to persecute us, we have to question also our polite visitors (such as you) to ensure that no blasphemers reside here on God's Favorite Forum. Due to this, I must ask you some clarifications that have caused slight discomfort when assessing your Introduction:
      • Is it prudent to have the avatar with an uncovered head on a Forum of Worship?
        • 1 Corinthians 11:13 - Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?

      • WBC? I hope you are not referring to the White Blood cell Count that atheists use to seduce our youth into receiving secular medicine?
      • Have you been begetting?


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • ann the chinaman girl
        zit-faced teen
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 69

        #4
        Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

        We don't usually cover for church, 1 Corinthians 15 "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering."

        No, WBC is Woodlawn Baptist Church.


        No, neither of us. We are neither married.


        Ann & Lyn

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        • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
          Forum Member, possibly Irish
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2013
          • 209

          #5
          Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

          Hello, Ann and Lyn -

          to these Godly forums! We are so glad to have you here.

          Tell us all about your walk with Jesus! Do you have your husbands' permission to be on the Interwebs? How many sons have you borne (FYI, girlchildren don't really count)?

          You seem like good girls, but I am a bit concerned about your avatar which looks suspiciously like that Jap "anime" stuff: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1416

          Are you girls Oriental?

          I look forward to fellowshipping with you!

          In Christ,
          Mrs. Paddy McIrish
          1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
          Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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          • ann the chinaman girl
            zit-faced teen
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 69

            #6
            Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

            Thankyou. We aren't married and our pastor says its ok if we do it to honor the Lord.

            It's a cartoon pic that we like as it looks pure and innocent. We're American but part Chinese.

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            • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
              Forum Member, possibly Irish
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2013
              • 209

              #7
              Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

              Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
              Thankyou. We aren't married and our pastor says its ok if we do it to honor the Lord.

              It's a cartoon pic that we like as it looks pure and innocent. We're American but part Chinese.
              Not married yet? How old are you both? Is your father actively seeking out Christian men for you? Do either of you have some sort of affliction (besides being half-breed mongrels) that makes you unappealing or a liability to potential husbands?

              There is nothing innocent about anime, my dears. I highly recommend changing your avatar to something more Christian-appropriate.

              And don't worry; with Jesus' help, you MIGHT be able to "pray the chink away"!
              1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
              Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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              • ann the chinaman girl
                zit-faced teen
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 69

                #8
                Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                thankyou for helping me.

                I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.


                I will change the image.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                  Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
                  thankyou for helping me.

                  I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.
                  Well that's a shame. Men aren't what they used to be. In my day, women wore the buns and men had short hair. Now men wear buns and women have "pixie" cuts. Disgraceful. Why is your father not praying harder for husbands to take you off his hands? Has he no money for tithing? Or do you have some perverted "special" relationship? Perhaps you're simply ugly and no man will take you on. In any case, it's a well known fact that a healthy tithing schedule to a True Christian™ church will reduce the time waiting for prayers to be heard and answered. You might consider setting up a tithing schedule with Cookie in our main office right away. Pastor Zeke has a fantastic track record with prayers, all things considered.

                  Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
                  I will change the image.
                  That's no better. What are you, 8 years old? If you continue to act like an elementary school student, what man will feel assurance that you can cook and clean and bear him many righteous sons? No dear, time to grow up, put away the dolls and coloring books, and pick up an apron.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                    Forum Member, possibly Irish
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 209

                    #10
                    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    In any case, it's a well known fact that a healthy tithing schedule to a True Christian™ church will reduce the time waiting for prayers to be heard and answered. You might consider setting up a tithing schedule with Cookie in our main office right away. Pastor Zeke has a fantastic track record with prayers, all things considered.

                    If you continue to act like an elementary school student, what man will feel assurance that you can cook and clean and bear him many righteous sons? No dear, time to grow up, put away the dolls and coloring books, and pick up an apron.

                    As usual, Sister Etheldreda's Holy Ghost-inspired advice gives us all the answers. She is the epitome of a woman!

                    Girls, please heed the suggestions above if you want to avoid an eternity of burning in Hell.

                    The Bible teaches us that we "weaker vessels" are SAVED only by becoming property of a Godly man and churning out throngs of Christian Soldiers, one after another, until your uterus shrivels like an empty husk, at which time your limited value is reduced to cooking, cleaning, and babysitting (1 Timothy 2:15).

                    Chop chop! You're not getting any younger (or any more fertile)!
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                    Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                      Women conspiring together with their tittle tattle and instructing each other makes me feel ill. Why are you not with your husbands?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                        I just saw you are a Nip. Slants are notorious for not understanding Jesus. Renouncing that racial contamination has to be your first step. You are in the right place. We sometimes even manage to get a nigra to renounce blackness and become almost white.

                        If you need help on how to become more American then ask. We are, after all, the people most favoured by God. I myself am of the European descent, as you can see from my spelling, but my heart is in Landover, a place free of vile homosex and the Mooslim invasion.
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • I Man Rastafari
                          Possibly retarded pothead
                          • Oct 2015
                          • 1019

                          #13
                          Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                          Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
                          thankyou for helping me.

                          I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.


                          I will change the image.

                          Greetings Chinese people! I am from Jamaica where we also have Chinese people but not too many. They are the source of most of the guns so they are a very important part of Jamaican society. Is your father in the gun business or does he own a Chinese restaurant?


                          Jah Guide
                          Trevor
                          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                          • Alvin Moss
                            Serving Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 4468

                            #14
                            Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                            Welcome, Sisters. There is no friendlier site on the interwebs than the one you have found right here. We are Christian and this is the place where Christians in America come together for fellowship and praise. I see from your introduction that you are the result of sinful race mixing. Exactly how much Chinaman are you? You have said that the rest of you is American. How did this race mixing come about?

                            Whatever the sordid story of your birth, we are willing to help you. You can throw off the stigma of Chinamanism and achieve salvation through prayer and a personal relationship with Jesus. We here stand ready to guide you.

                            God Bless!
                            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

                              I am confused. Is this one person or two?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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