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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266
    #16
    Re: New Christian looking to learn

    Welcome, Brother!

    I am also a survivor of the dreadful cathylick "church" and feel so much closer to my JESUS now that I am free of the bondage that the pope held me under for so many years. I was able to get rid of so much clutter upon being saved! I burned hundreds of statuettes of Mary, St. Francis, St. Joseph, St. Dymphna, St. Jude, St. Therese, St. Bernadette, St. Padre Pio, St. Pope John Paul II the Great, and many others. This gave me two whole 20 ft shelves for ammunition and my gun collection. I also had a place to put my horse dentistry studies and I could finally set up my fake horse's mouth so I could study long into the night.

    Wow, I am sure sorry to hear that your wife is still under the spell of the ring kissers - but as others have told you, discipline is in your hands and it is definitely called for. Do not be fooled: many will mock you and tell you that you are wrong for providing guidance to your spouse. However, lest your children begin to seek out lizbeans and fags for playmates, you really have no choice. I guarantee that already your young son has seen your lack of Christian authority and may be sneaking around the alleys of homer establishments. If he asks you for a rainbow bumper sticker for his bicycle, administer your rod right away. Be sure it is a hard rod, one that will show you mean business. There is no tool too harsh if Salvation(R) is the result.

    I have added you to my digital prayer list.
    COME, LORD JESUS!
    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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      • newChristian36
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2016
        • 17
        #17
        Re: New Christian looking to learn

        The Lord be praised. I have shown my wife the authority of a true Christian husband. My leather belt has taught her well to obey me as head and the Christian authority in this family.

        She won't be sitting in a roman church again, or anywhere for some time.


        In the words of the Lord in 1 Corinthians 7:14
        For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960
            #18
            Re: New Christian looking to learn

            Originally posted by newChristian36 View Post
            Hello everyone. I'm a new Christian. I'm 36 and I have the responsibility of leading my wife (24), 2 daughters (13 and 9) and son (7) into the light of Christ.

            .
            Dont you white folks sleep?
            I got a feeling this here is a meth fueled rant and thats why you is up at 2:30am my time when the rest of us is restin in da arms of the Lawd!
            A soldier fo satan? I rebuke you in da name of Jeezuz!
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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              • newChristian36
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2016
                • 17
                #19
                Re: New Christian looking to learn

                Yes, some late nights required for work as we're installing some new systems (insurance company stuff).

                Also, the wife (Debbie) didn't attend her roman church today, and instead I took her to her new church to meet our Pastor.


                Thanks everyone for your help

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #20
                    Re: New Christian looking to learn

                    Originally posted by newChristian36 View Post
                    Yes, some late nights required for work as we're installing some new systems (insurance company stuff).

                    Also, the wife (Debbie) didn't attend her roman church today, and instead I took her to her new church to meet our Pastor.


                    Thanks everyone for your help
                    Good for you! I can tell you as a woman, there is nothing more disconcerting than being expected to do things independently. While feminists may say it's about "liberation," in reality, it's about rebellion - rebellion against our own Created Nature (Genesis 3:16). This "liberation" stuff is really nothing more than a woman's attempt to try and distract her from the pain inside that comes of not fulfilling her potential.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050
                        #21
                        Re: New Christian looking to learn

                        Disciplining your wife can be a challenge. Have you thought about telling her priest she's literally a whore?

                        Oh, what I wouldn't give to see the look in her face when she is refused communion!
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                          • newChristian36
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2016
                            • 17
                            #22
                            Re: New Christian looking to learn

                            That would certainly teach her a lesson... but I know she won't be going near that Roman church again after the lesson I taught her.

                            She attended our Service Sunday morning, and was dressed and behaved very appropriately. I believe if I keep a very close eye on her she will become a good Christian wife.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050
                                #23
                                Re: New Christian looking to learn

                                Have you thought about threatening her priest?
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                                  • newChristian36
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2016
                                    • 17
                                    #24
                                    Re: New Christian looking to learn

                                    Yes, she still wants to visit him for confession. I'm trying to stop her. They do it in his private rooms, not good.

                                    Debbie is a work in progress

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