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Hello, I figured I should introduce myself. I'm Anne. I'm a 24 year old half-Jewish woman. I used to be a Methodist minister, but I've recently had some questions and left the church. I've read some of the messages here and your beliefs really scare me. Do you really believe all those people are evil just because they don't agree with you?
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We believe in the Holy Bible. A book that a jewess such as yourself would probably be wholly unfamiliar with.Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
Our beliefs can be read HERE. This is not a debate forum. If you're here to flame us, better read THIS first.
And no casting any of those joo hexes in here either.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Yes.Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
By the way, I can't be seen talking to you because I'm not sure that we have a half-joo Ministry here
which would at least make it a little bit more Proper 
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You know, I did used to be a minister. I've read the Bible. What do you mean by "joo hexes?" Is that supposed to be some kind of anti-semite, Jews-are-all-into-witchcraft comment? I don't believe in any of that, either.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Why are you here? You sure aren't welcome.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Why not? Like I said, I used to be a minister, but I've started asking questions and I'm checking out several different religious beliefs and churches lately. I just happened to come across yours but you all seem a little scary.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhy are you here? You sure aren't welcome.
Besides, I'm only Jewish by blood, not by faith.Comment
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You should be scared. I would be too, if I was you.Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
Read the links I posted, and keep a respectful tone, don't get uppity, and then you might be allowed to stay.Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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This seems to dispute your claim!Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
According to Isaac Luria and other commentators of the Zohar, righteous Gentiles don't have this demonic aspect and in many ways similar to Jewish souls. A number of proniment Kabbalists, e.g. Rabbi Pinchas Eliyahu of Vilna, the author of Sefer ha-Brit, held that only some marginal elements in the humanity represent these demonic forces. On the other hand, the souls of Jewish heretics have much more satanic energy, than the worst of idolworshipers; this view is popular in some Hasidic circles, especially Satmar Hasidim.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Isn't it disgusting, Pastor Ezekiel? She claims she used to be a "Minister" too (although of course, using jooish "grammar," she has filed to capitalize The Word).
Well, missy! As a good Baptist woman who leaves Religion strictly to our Men, even I know that
WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREACH!!!
So prepare your cone for
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I *used* to be a minister, but I had a difference of opinion with my church and left. Women can be ministers, though, and I don't see why a vagina can prevent someone from being one.Originally posted by SUV View PostIsn't it disgusting, Pastor Ezekiel? She claims she used to be a "Minister" too (although of course, using jooish "grammar," she has filed to capitalize The Word).
Well, missy! As a good Baptist woman who leaves Religion strictly to our Men, even I know that
WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREACH!!!
So prepare your cone forComment
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A cautious word of advice, ma'am: back up everything you say with scripture taken from the King James bible. (You can find an online, fully searchable version here.) To quote Brother Temperance, "Scripture or it didn't happen."Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
And certainly, welcome to the forums.
Job 27:3-5
All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit. God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me.Comment
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Ooh, Pastor, what she said, what she said Right here on our Godly Board..........!Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
(I took the Liberty of amending the spelling in case any of The Children were on here for Bible Study.)Comment
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"Vagina" is NOT a bad word. I think they're wonderful little things to have.Originally posted by SUV View Post
And Y R U calling me "unsaved trash?" Is that any way to preach to someone? You are all extremely disrespectful! Tara was right; you are crazy!Comment
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[quote=Rev Anne;225411 Tara was right; you are crazy![/quote]
But we're crazy in a Good way, Hawny! Crazy for JESUS!
I see you have a fondness for the v-Word, which I deleted entirely this time. But Pastor will see it and he will get you for that!!!
PS "Tara"....were you referring to my Tiara? Really, you un$avED - your grammar is atrocious!Comment
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Anne,
Your obsessions over the female dirty parts lead me to believe that you are a lesbian. You also mention Tara. That also leads me to believe you are a lezzie.
As the LORD commanded, we do NOT tolerate your kind here.
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