I suppose an introduction is in order

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Ok, so an introduction. My name's not important nor is how I came to be writing this. What is important is letting you all know what exactly I think, or at least I assume that's what's important.

I don't have an real faith in god and I don't put a lot of stock in the devil either. The only religion I have known is that of the baptist church since my Father's a baptist, I don't follow it though since I've never really understood it. Organised faith doesn't hold much weight with me which is probably why my Father doesn't hold much respect for me.

My mom on the other is great, she doesn't indulge in the baptist faith even though my Father puts pressure on her and wants her to convert. She's a moon worshipper, big into wolves and the like. She even had one at one point 'til Father had it shot. Urm... anyway, this isn't my life story just my basics so I'll get to the point.

I don't follow either of my parent's belifes much to my Father's dismay and I don't know what beliefs I do have. I know I'm not an athiest because I believe that there is something out there that has a hand in what happens, I wouldn't care to guess who or what it was but I think it's there. Well that's about it. I haven't got anymore to say.

Dameon.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hola Dameon. The spelling of your name is interesting. Always good to have someone else here who isn't a slave to organized religion.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Thanks. Yea, I like it to. My mom decided to have it spelt that way, more interesting than Damien *shrugs*

I take it from that, that you're not a Landover baptist then.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome Friend. Jesus has called you here for a reason. You may think that it is important to tell us about your vague unfocused thoughts about God. What is more important is that you open your heart to the love of Jesus on your own. Forget your parents, for as Jesus tells us...

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." Luke 14:26

So you see, you need to go ahead and hate your parents, and find Jesus on your own. Study the Holy Bible, read this forum thoroughly, and start a robust Tithing program today! That Paypal button at the bottom of this page will help you get it all started. Praise Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I take it from that, that you're not a Landover baptist then.

No sir I'm not, as I was saying in that other thread, I'm a proud pagan and liberal. (And in the eyes of these landoverites, a 'hellbound harlot' )

PS. Zeke, are you going to try and get tithes out of him already? Getting a little impatient, are we?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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No sir I'm not, as I was saying in that other thread, I'm a proud pagan and liberal. (And in the eyes of these landoverites, a 'hellbound harlot' )

Nothing wrong with being a hellbound harlot, I'd rather know one of those than a chaste heaven bound girl.

And as far as hating my parents I only hate my Father. My mom's a great woman very open minded, there's no way I can hate her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No sir I'm not, as I was saying in that other thread, I'm a proud pagan and liberal. (And in the eyes of these landoverites, a 'hellbound harlot' )

PS. Zeke, are you going to try and get tithes out of him already? Getting a little impatient, are we?

SILENCE woman!! Shouldn't you be out baking pies or scrubbing toilets? You'll be sorry once Jesus gets his hands on you, pervert!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Nothing wrong with being a hellbound harlot, I'd rather know one of those than a chaste heaven bound girl.

Actually, I'm a happily married woman who would never cheat, but according to these people, any woman who is not an xtian woman is a hellbound harlot, no matter what. Real silly, but that seems to be what they believe.

And as far as hating my parents I only hate my Father. My mom's a great woman very open minded, there's no way I can hate her.

Hmm, I question the advice of these people. Strange that one of their 'commandments' states to 'honor the father and the mother' and here they are advocating for you to hate your parents. Hypocrites, they are.
But then again, hypocrisy seems to go hand in hand with the abrahamic/mainstream religions.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Why should she do what you tell her to? You don't own her.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Yea, I'd have no problem if they told me to hate my Father and love my mom. It's the whole having to view them both the same I have a probleme with and I'm glad to hear you're happily married that's cool .

So any woman who doesn't let her husband run her life is basically a whore?

[OnYourKnees]

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SILENCE woman!! Shouldn't you be out baking pies or scrubbing toilets?

And please wash your hands between these activities, Rachael.

Welcome, Dameon! Hang around a bit, never know what you might learn here!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And please wash your hands between these activities, Rachael.

Actually, it's my husband's turn to scrub the toilets this week. It's called a give and take relationship.

So any woman who doesn't let her husband run her life is basically a whore?

That seems to be exactly what they believe. Ridiculous, isn't it? Makes you wonder how they managed to stumble across a computer, let alone know how to use the internet!

[OnYourKnees]

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Actually, it's my husband's turn to scrub the toilets this week. It's called a give and take relationship.

The only GIVE and TAKE that should be going on in THAT house, he should GIVE you a spanking, and you should TAKE it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The only GIVE and TAKE that should be going on in THAT house, he should GIVE you a spanking, and you should TAKE it.

And who's to say that doesn't happen?
I mean...that's not important! Let's not derail Dameon's intro with talks of spanking now!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Sorry, but I can't take this spanking talk serious, the sexual conotations are just too obvious.