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  • Edna The Fisherwoman
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2016
    • 1
    #1

    Greetings from Edna!

    Hello to all the True Christians! My name is Edna, I am 28 years old, and I live in the godly United States of America, with my husband Adam, and our four Soldiers for Christ. We have been blessed with only sons!
    Anyhow, I am under the watchful eye of my blessed master, who has forbid me to reveal our state or town. I will say, we are proud, white, True Christians! Praise Him!

    My favorite verse of the Holy Book is Ephesians 5:22 : "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord."

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    • Michael Hezekiah Esq
      Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
      • Sep 2016
      • 256
      #2
      Re: Greetings from Edna!

      Edna,


      Hello there! From what state do you hail? Adam is such a strong, Biblical Jewish name. It's one of my favorites. In fact, I have a brother named Adam who owns a clothing store in Queens. If you ever go to NYC let me know - he'll hook you up with such a deal.


      Shalom and a blessing on your head!


      Sincerely in the G_d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob:
      Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
      Atty at Law
      A half truth is a whole lie.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468
          #3
          Re: Greetings from Edna!

          Welcome, Edna. We are Christian here and friendly. All who seek Jesus are enthusiastically welcomed to the bosom of our congregation. It would be nice to know about your congregation and Pastor. Why are you forbidden to reveal this information? Please tell us a little more about yourself, that we may know you.

          God Bless!
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373
              #4
              Re: Greetings from Edna!

              Welcome to God's favorite forum!

              Do you have your husband's permission to post here?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Anne Sayne
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 182
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings from Edna!

                  Hello Edna! It's great to see a here who didn't come to argue with us and mock Jesus.

                  Were your sons painful coming out? What are their names and ages? Are they well behaved? Are YOU well behaved? One would assume so, considering you know the importance of Ephesians 5:22.

                  Anyhow,
                  God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                  Revelation 12:9
                  Job 39:9

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                    • Phil Ander
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 626
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings from Edna!

                      Originally posted by Edna The Fisherwoman View Post
                      Hello to all the True Christians! My name is Edna, I am 28 years old, and I live in the godly United States of America, with my husband Adam, and our four Soldiers for Christ. We have been blessed with only sons!
                      Anyhow, I am under the watchful eye of my blessed master, who has forbid me to reveal our state or town. I will say, we are proud, white, True Christians! Praise Him!

                      My favorite verse of the Holy Book is Ephesians 5:22 : "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord."


                      I am quite concerned that your "blessed master" has forbidden you to reveal your state or town. It seems you understand American, so you are probably not sitting in a bomb shelter in Mosul. Is your "blessed master" on the run from the law? I am from Milwaukee, and have no shame in telling that.


                      Phil
                      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14369
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings from Edna!

                          Hello Edna, welcome to Landover. God is so wonderful in giving us all the information we need for Salvation. I trust that your little soldiers for Christ are growing stronger in Him day by day under your Husband's instruction.

                          Are they fond of music? Here is a wonderful song to encourage them, and your Husband.

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