Hello capitalists!

[Red Army]

Hello capitalist Christians,


My name is Red Army. It is not my real name as I live and breath for the Communist Revolution and therefore I am pursued by all the capitalist powers around the globe.


I am here in a mission from my Party, to get to know the americans better. Their true culture and beliefs. And after an extensive research on the web, we have found that you can't get more american than being a Ture Christian. And you can't get more True Christian than in this forum


Therefore, the Party has issued a declaration for the introduction forum:


1) Even when religion is opium of the people, we have to read the Bible to get to know the religious mind. We can also state that the following is going to be the favorite verse of the Bible for all the members of the Party:


Acts 2 44:45


44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;


45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.


2) We don't go to any Church, except to burn it to the ground. So far, we have not in our plans to burn any Baptist Church, so we are not offending any True Christian.


3) The Party will not issue any statement about having found Jesus. All members of the Party are bound to respect this no-statement position.




So I'm declaring my intention to "hang out" in this forum. As Karl Marx used to say “Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.”




Red Army

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello capitalists!

As Karl Marx used to say “Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.”

Did he say that before or after he made Stalin and Mao kill everyone who disagreed with him?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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As Karl Marx used to say “Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.”

Thank you, dear. That reminds me so much of the words of Max Ehrmann:

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

I'm sure we can all agree that both sentiments are equally deep and meaningful.

[Red Army]

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Did he say that before or after he made Stalin and Mao kill everyone who disagreed with him?

He said it way before. He did not send them to kill anyone, though.
But I guess you and I can agree that a good genocide is sometimes necessary, the difference would be the reasons for genocide.
Disagreement with given rules has a capital punishment, does that sounds familiar comrade Cranky?

[Red Army]

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Thank you, dear. That reminds me so much of the words of Max Ehrmann:
I'm sure we can all agree that both sentiments are equally deep and meaningful.

I'm reading that Ehrman inspired hippies. I'm not used to read more than a few authors, though. I read Marx, Engels and Lenin mostly. All the other readings are only a distraction made by the capitalist powers to separate us from the work for the revolution.


Hippies are the disgusting sons of the first world capitalist. They are our enemies. I prefer to be stoned to death by a group of redneck capitalists than to sit in round with hippies to sing folk songs.

[Engles]

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Hello capitalist Christians,


My name is Red Army. It is not my real name as I live and breath for the Communist Revolution and therefore I am pursued by all the capitalist powers around the globe.

Red Army

What kind of rock have you been living under? The godless Soviet Union has not existed for the past 25 years, and neither has the Red Army.


I know you're going to vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow. However, doing so will damn you to hell even more so than you are already. will not allow commies or democrats anywhere near Heaven.

KJV Matthew 7:23 - And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[Red Army]

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What kind of rock have you been living under? The godless Soviet Union has not existed for the past 25 years, and neither has the Red Army.


I know you're going to vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow. However, doing so will damn you to hell even more so than you are already. will not allow commies or democrats anywhere near Heaven.

Hello comrade Engels!


I think you will be pleased in knowing that the Party has released and statement for the next USA election. We all should be supporting Donald Trump. The party still have ties to former KGB agents, you know, and they are all about Donald!


http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...-europe-516895

[Engles]

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Hello comrade Engels!


I think you will be pleased in knowing that the Party has released and statement for the next USA election. We all should be supporting Donald Trump. The party still have ties to former KGB agents, you know, and they are all about Donald!


http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...-europe-516895

I am not your comrade. Engles is a nickname of mine apparently given to me for my higher than average fluency in English, since "Engles" sounds like "English". At least that's what I've been told.


It's not a testament to your godless commie idol. Also why in God's green earth would you support the Donald if you are a communist? Our future president Trump is as great a believer in capitalism as you can get. God would not have picked him as the nominee of the godly Republican Party if he were a commie like you.


If you're so fond of communism then why don't you go move to Cuba. They've got plenty of room for you, because we True Christians™ don't want your type here.

[Red Army]

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I am not your comrade. Engles is a nickname of mine apparently given to me for my higher than average fluency in English, since "Engles" sounds like "English". At least that's what I've been told.


It's not a testament to your godless commie idol. Also why in God's green earth would you support the Donald if you are a communist? Our future president Trump is as great a believer in capitalism as you can get. God would not have picked him as the nominee of the godly Republican Party if he were a commie like you.


If you're so fond of communism then why don't you go move to Cuba. They've got plenty of room for you, because we True Christians™ don't want your type here.

If I would move to Cuba, they would kill me. I'm literally safer in Guantanamo than in Havanna. And with a lot more confort, as well. They have air conditioner in Guantanamo, and newer cars.


Trump is a great supporter of the capitalism, comrade Engels. And so is Hillary, but she does it in a conceived way that makes capitalism look "human", while doing mostly the same than Donald would do. I like my enemies in the open, not hidding as socialist democrats!

[Engles]

Re: Hello capitalists!

I like my enemies in the open, not hidding as socialist democrats!

So if Mr. Trump is an enemy of the communist party, why have you endorsed him?

[Red Army]

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So if Mr. Trump is an enemy of the communist party, why have you endorsed him?

I have also supported the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact, comrade Engles. Look it up, and you will understand.

[Engles]

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I have also supported the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact, comrade Engles. Look it up, and you will understand.

I've heard of it. So you must also know how badly it worked out for the Soviet Union you idolize. Hitler had no intention of keeping that pact.


Now back to the most important topic. If you are a communist, you must also be an atheist, since the two usually go together. So why are you on this godly Christian forum if you blaspheme Jesus's name with your atheism? Jesus will not allow godless commies anywhere near the gates of Heaven.


If you want to learn about the horrible fate you have waiting for you, here is a good source.


This is what will happen to you unless you repent now and accept as your Savior and turn to True Christianity™, because once the time that God has alotted to you is up, it will be too late by then.

[Nextaxpro]

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That's really sad to quote Acts 2:44-45 out of context. READ, STUDY THE KING JAMES 1611 BIBLE. YOU SURELY DO NOT WANT TO SCREAM IN THE LAKE WHICH BURNETH WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH FOR ETERNITY. REMEMBER HOW VOLTAIRE DIED: ***suspicious links removed***

[Red Army]

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I've heard of it. So you must also know how badly it worked out for the Soviet Union you idolize. Hitler had no intention of keeping that pact.

Yes comrade Engels, it ended with half of the world being "commie" as you like to say. There were lives that had to be sacrificed, of course. There is no greatness that come without effort.

Now back to the most important topic. If you are a communist, you must also be an atheist, since the two usually go together. So why are you on this godly Christian forum if you blaspheme Jesus's name with your atheism? Jesus will not allow godless commies anywhere near the gates of Heaven.

I have already stated in my first post, that I am here to learn about you. My party wants to know about Americans, and there is nothing more American than this forum.
At my 88 years old, there are no much other activities I can do for the Revolution.


If you want to learn about the horrible fate you have waiting for you, here is a good source.


This is what will happen to you unless you repent now and accept as your Savior and turn to True Christianity™, because once the time that God has alotted to you is up, it will be too late by then.[/QUOTE]

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Yes comrade Engels, it ended with half of the world being "commie" as you like to say. There were lives that had to be sacrificed, of course. There is no greatness that come without effort.



I have already stated in my first post, that I am here to learn about you. My party wants to know about Americans, and there is nothing more American than this forum.
At my 88 years old, there are no much other activities I can do for the Revolution.


If you want to learn about the horrible fate you have waiting for you, here is a good source.

I came across little twits like you close to 50 years ago - we called them "cafeteria socialists". Nothing seems to stop you - even though most of Marx's "theories" (like his "labor theory" of value) have been roundly disproved ages ago.

You would expect by now that all this would have been swept into the dustbin of history - particularly considering the dead body count from the last century. But no, there's always the endless excuses - from blaming the Bolsheviks, or is it that Trotsky was really right but no one listened to him (or was that Luxemburg).

Oh, and then why is it that the proletariat didn't revolt and overthrow the bourgeoisie - oh yea, we need to change it a bit - the bourgeoisie have to overthrow the feudal monarchy before the proletariat can overthrow the bourgeoisie.

Of course when anyone suggests that you simply move to one of the "socialist workers paradise" places - like the Juche socialism of the Kim family in North Korea, Castro's Cuba, or the more recent collapsing Venezuela, there is always the retort that they just didn't implement "True Marxism" - and the State just didn't wither away like Marx predicted.

Let's face it - your kind is simply the useful idiot, hoping to become one of the intellectual "bourgeoisie" that wants to tell the rest of us what to do - and get your own Dacha with the rest of the ruling elite.