[Alvin Moss]

Re: I will be saved

So, let me know if you need an attorney. Be a little wary of the fundamentalists in this forum. They aren't going to help if you have legal problems. That's where I come in.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
Attorney at Law
Offices in NYC, LA, and Cumming (soon)

Look here, Jew. You should be advised that we have a strong statute forbidding barratry in Freehold and the punishment is severe. If we have to, we will extradite you from your home in godless New York and jail you until your trial, which could be scheduled sometime in 2021 or possibly 2022. We have not had to stone a lawyer in quite some time, but don't be thinking we have lost our Christian zeal for punishments.

[Des]

Re: I will be saved

Hello, and I hope someone is reading this. I have decided that I need to be saved, Christianity being the only thing i can turn to. I will not mention my real name, nor shall I put my area of living in this introduction, but I will tell you my story, and why i now truly believe i'm on the path of being saved by the Lord himself.

I have commited crimes both in an illegal way, and according to the bible. I have been labeled, "Sexual offender", yet my only crime was temptation that I could not resist. I wish to be cleansed! I write this, with all my heart. I NEED help. An extra "push" if you will.


I did my time in a prison which shall remain unnamed. In this prison, there was a group for sex offenders such as myself, which inspired us to believe, believe that we could still be saved. I had a bible put in my hand, and I read. Oh, Lord knows that i read.


I still remember it clearly.


Luke 22:40 - On reaching the place, he said to them, "Pray that you will not fall into temptation."


I can relate to this, oh so much, as I failed to do what the verse has described. However, I believe I am cleansing myself through this very introduction.


Thank you for reading, any support would be greatly appreciated.


A servant of the Lord, Edd.

Hello, Special Ed.

Your secular crimes are between you and the state. God doesn't care, so neither do we. If you were caught and did your time, so be it. If you were clever enough to get away with it like when Moses murdered an Egyptian in Exodus 2:12, good for you!

No, all we are concerned with are your sins. Were you wearing a cotton/polyester ski mask when gifting her with surprise sex? Then according to Leviticus 19:19 you are in trouble. The same goes for if you consulted John Edwards or another medium to find out the most accessible points of entry into her house.(Leviticus 19:31}

And may God have mercy on your soul if you offended Him by pulling out at the last minute and spilling your seed on the ground (Genesis 38:9-10}

We therefore need to know the nature of your actual sins in order to know how to proceed. No need to waste our time with tales of victimless crimes.