I want to repent brothers

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.

Well let's not get ahead of ourself, here. It is wonderful that you have let Jesus come inside you at this time but there are many a sheep come unto the Lord who are in fact ravenous wolves who like nothing more than riding roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.

Exactly how and where did Jesus touch you? Consider how you answer; your eternal souls depends on it.

YIC

[BrotherLarry]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.

Hello, Miss:


I trust you became enamored with textiles as a part of your home economics class in high school. While we boys were allowed to take that class, I chose wood shop instead because there was no reason for a male to learn the lessons of cooking, cleaning, sewing and the sort. Still, I do love some good, comfortable, worn-in denim. Had robes not been the accoutrements of the day, I see Christ in some really comfy Levi's or maybe some skinny Adam Levines as he pounds out the foundation for a new home with double mangers.


The Lord welcomes the penitent sinner, so I hope you are being truthful with us. Are you married?


In cautious re-welcome,
BrotherLarry

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Welcome, but I am curious why you have previously worshipped the fabric satin.

These people are most strange, Brother Anders, I have known people who say they worship "Santa" - I see it as a form of demonic possession (what science so-called like to name "Autism").

As a consequence, nothing that the subject says can be accepted, and beating out the devils is usually the only way to start a "Rehabilitation to Jesus" program.

[Phil Ander]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.

Welcome, but I am curious why you have previously worshipped the fabric satin. Most unusual. Of course fabrics are important to God, and mixing wool and linen is a big no no.


Deuteronomy 22:11


Hopefully getting with God will relieve you of your fabric fascination.


Phil

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.

You are no such thing! Your lack of salvation is so glaring, I feel moved to tears.


I am praying God will turn your face to the light before it is too late.


Christ is knocking on your door with a nail-pierced hand! Will you let Him in?

[Joseph T. Beckett]

Re: I want to repent brothers

Welcome Iscarl! I too am new to this great congress of True Christian fellowship. I find it hard to believe, new comer, that you have been able to read our Lord's great and perfect Holy Word when you haven't managed to read the directions of this thread.

I shall attempt to help you overcome this shortcoming even though I feel strongly that you may be one of those not worthy of God (Leviticus 21:17). You may be one of those is ever learning, but unable to come to the true knowledge (2 Timothy 3:7). I wonder if I should waste my time, but in the spirit of my faith I shall pray that you were just so excited to meet fellow True Christians you could not contain your enthusiasm.

What church do you go to?
What is your favorite Bible verse?
How did you come to find Jesus?

[lscarl]

Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.