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I want to repent brothers
Hello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™. 
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Re: I want to repent brothers
Welcome Iscarl! I too am new to this great congress of True Christian fellowship. I find it hard to believe, new comer, that you have been able to read our Lord's great and perfect Holy Word when you haven't managed to read the directions of this thread.
I shall attempt to help you overcome this shortcoming even though I feel strongly that you may be one of those not worthy of God (Leviticus 21:17). You may be one of those is ever learning, but unable to come to the true knowledge (2 Timothy 3:7). I wonder if I should waste my time, but in the spirit of my faith I shall pray that you were just so excited to meet fellow True Christians you could not contain your enthusiasm.
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Re: I want to repent brothers
You are no such thing! Your lack of salvation is so glaring, I feel moved to tears.Originally posted by lscarl View PostHello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.
I am praying God will turn your face to the light before it is too late.
Christ is knocking on your door with a nail-pierced hand! Will you let Him in?WARNING:
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Re: I want to repent brothers
Originally posted by lscarl View PostHello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.
Welcome, but I am curious why you have previously worshipped the fabric satin. Most unusual. Of course fabrics are important to God, and mixing wool and linen is a big no no.
Deuteronomy 22:11
Hopefully getting with God will relieve you of your fabric fascination.
Phil58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61Comment
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These people are most strange, Brother Anders, I have known people who say they worship "Santa" - I see it as a form of demonic possession (what science so-called like to name "Autism").Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
As a consequence, nothing that the subject says can be accepted, and beating out the devils is usually the only way to start a "Rehabilitation to Jesus" program.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: I want to repent brothers
Originally posted by lscarl View PostHello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.
Hello, Miss:
I trust you became enamored with textiles as a part of your home economics class in high school. While we boys were allowed to take that class, I chose wood shop instead because there was no reason for a male to learn the lessons of cooking, cleaning, sewing and the sort. Still, I do love some good, comfortable, worn-in denim. Had robes not been the accoutrements of the day, I see Christ in some really comfy Levi's or maybe some skinny Adam Levines as he pounds out the foundation for a new home with double mangers.
The Lord welcomes the penitent sinner, so I hope you are being truthful with us. Are you married?
In cautious re-welcome,
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Well let's not get ahead of ourself, here. It is wonderful that you have let Jesus come inside you at this time but there are many a sheep come unto the Lord who are in fact ravenous wolves who like nothing more than riding roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.Originally posted by lscarl View PostHello, I post here today to introduce myself. Not only that, but I want to beg for forgiveness. I am no longer a Satin worshiper, in fact, I have been touched by Jesus and seen the light! I promise you guys I am a new found True Christian™.
Exactly how and where did Jesus touch you? Consider how you answer; your eternal souls depends on it.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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