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    Hi, i'm new here...

    Just saying that I'm new here and I hate fags and will bring my first down on a woman when she does not conduct my will.
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    Re: Hi, i'm new here...

    Originally posted by Ether(repent) View Post
    Just saying that I'm new here and I hate fags and will bring my first down on a woman when she does not conduct my will.

    "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus".


    Thanks for at least trying to comply with part of the instructions. Now which church do you go to, favorite Bible verse and your path to Jesus.


    I am a little confused about the "bring my first down on a woman" bit. Is this a first down like in football? It doesn't seem to make sense.


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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      Re: Hi, i'm new here...

      Why am I under investigation for being unsaved trash!? Do I not hit my wife hard enough?

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        Re: Hi, i'm new here...

        Sir, why do you hate "fags"?

        If you think hating somebody means you have something in common with us, you are mistaken. We only have love in our hearts.
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          Re: Hi, i'm new here...

          Originally posted by Ether(repent) View Post
          Why am I under investigation for being unsaved trash!? Do I not hit my wife hard enough?
          I recommend you read this thread before going any further: **"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

          And once you've done so, come back and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you found Jesus.
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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