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  • Xenthia
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    • Jan 2017
    • 8

    #16
    Re: Greetings fellow Christians

    I have just looked the population up - I was indeed wrong. In 2012 the population was 220. It is considerably lower than I thought.
    I will be sure to try the prayer, to see if it will work. It would be a great blessing if it did. Thank you for your advice.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: Greetings fellow Christians

      Originally posted by Xenthia View Post
      I have just looked the population up - I was indeed wrong. In 2012 the population was 220. It is considerably lower than I thought.
      I will be sure to try the prayer, to see if it will work. It would be a great blessing if it did. Thank you for your advice.
      IF it will work?

      Do you think Jesus is lying when He promises to answer the prayers of the righteous? Or do you recognize yourself not righteous, a sinner, and a blight on God's Creation until you accept Jesus into your heart, are born again, and created anew (2 Corinthians 5:17)?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Xenthia
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        • Jan 2017
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        #18
        Re: Greetings fellow Christians

        I apologise, that text was poorly phrased. I tried to say that I know that it will happen because I do believe in God with all my heart and soul and I wanted to thank you for your advice. This forum is already teaching me so much, and I am sorry if I caused any offence.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2262

          #19
          Re: Greetings fellow Christians

          Xenthia,

          If the "X" in your name is pronounced "S", I would change it immediately as it brings sin to mind.

          Are you married? Are you fair of face?

          I come with a word of warning: Pay little attention to the black man who is a Rastafari sinner. He is trying to entice you to his lair and perhaps find your address so he can steal pies from you, since he travels a bit. He has yet to reject his pagan religion even though it is based loosely on the Bible.

          Thinks Design is another heathen harlotess who will try to persuade you to believe in fluffy bunny Christianity. My Lord Jesus was no bunny rabbit. He was a fierce lion of Judah who insists on things to be HIS way or the HELL way. And then there's the little gay boy, Free from Brains - who will pout and whimper because he doesn't know how to follow rules and then gets upset when True Christians(TM) happen to rebuke him in Jesus Name.

          Dr. Niles, Sister Etheldreda, and Sister Lytton-Vasey are all excellent sources of wisdom and instruction on things related to our Lord Jesus. He has touched these people personally and given them great gifts of discernment and counsel.

          I am an educated, intelligent, manly, well built young man whose trade happens to be equine in nature, headed toward a PhD in Creation Science. Don't let my lofty status dissuade you from contacting me. I am approachable and do not judge others except those who deserve judgment (as I did with the heathens mentioned above). Glory!

          We are all friendly here; we are just excited as can be about aiding you in your quest for deeper depths and higher heights in the love of God.

          I am single.

          COME LORD JESUS!
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Xenthia
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            • Jan 2017
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            #20
            Re: Greetings fellow Christians

            Apologies for the late reply. No, I am not married yet. I am sure that I will soon find a lovely Christian man to marry, though. As for being fair of face, well, I am not sure. People do say that I have beautiful blue eyes that compliment by dark hair and pale skin, however, everybody has different tastes, so I am not sure how to respond to that one. Thank you for the tips on who I should go to for Godly advice.

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2193

              #21
              Re: Greetings fellow Christians

              Originally posted by Xenthia View Post
              [...] As for being fair of face, well, I am not sure. People do say that I have beautiful blue eyes that compliment by dark hair and pale skin, however, everybody has different tastes, so I am not sure how to respond to that one. Thank you for the tips on who I should go to for Godly advice.
              Hello Xenthia,

              As an outsider my comments might not count for much. I do think you have promise becoming a Christian, your ideas skin colour seems to align with Isaac´s, ¨Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan.¨, Genesis 28:1, at least you have that going for you.

              Kind regards,

              Roland
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Brother Gonzalez
                Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                True Christian™
                 
                • Sep 2016
                • 2087

                #22
                Re: Greetings fellow Christians

                Hi, welcome to the forum! You seem to be one of the few chosen ones to get in heaven. The path is narrow, really narrow. And the gate is strait.

                If you happen to need a wall to be constructed, I have now a very broad experience. I am with almost no work for two more days, when Donald kicks the nigro out of the White House and we will start with a BIG wall on the south.


                Just let me know.
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings fellow Christians

                  Welcome then, Xenthia. I think that you must be the first Irish rustic that we have encountered on this forum. I have heard that your area is rife with the worship of false Roman paintings and plaster saints. Further, I have heard it said that the inhabitants of your area believe in leprechauns, fairies and wandering ghosts. Do you feel menaced for your Christian faith? Do tell us of your adventures.


                  God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Xenthia
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                    • Jan 2017
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                    #24
                    Re: Greetings fellow Christians

                    Unfortunately, yes. There are an awful lot of Catholics and atheists. You have to go to cities before you actually find any real Christians. The most terrifying thing is that a lot of them don't even look like people who molest little boys. However, when you actually do the research into these churches the answer comes to light.

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                    • BrotherLarry
                      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2262

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings fellow Christians

                      Xenthia,


                      Is your father selling you to anyone at this time?


                      I don't think I mentioned that I am a former papist. My experience as a young, healthy, handsome altar boy is that not ALL catholic men are molesters. Some of them are decent people, albeit misguided by the faith. In fact, many of us used to stay close to the decent ones so the others wouldn't have a chance to "accidentally" show us their sinful parts and do other unspeakable acts.


                      What pies are you schooled at baking? Have you received compliments for them? Do you speak with a brogue? Are you ginger?


                      I have a large trust fund.


                      BrotherLarry
                      Last edited by BrotherLarry; 01-19-2017, 02:59 PM. Reason: demons created a typo
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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