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  • leviathancross
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    Re: Leviathan. Satanist.

    Originally posted by Red Army View Post
    Mr Leviathan,

    If you want to really upset the authorities and the True Christians, why don't you become a communist?


    You get to do all the things forbidden by the capitalist society, at least until you get to the power. Then you get to forbid all the things again, but in the name of a good cause.


    Come join the Party!
    Hah. You sound like my friend. Unfortuantely I'm not here to get a rise out of people, however amusing that may be.

    Do send me an invitation, though. I may come

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  • leviathancross
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    Re: Leviathan. Satanist.

    Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
    Welcome Mr. - or Mrs.? - Leviathan!

    It's been quite a while since I've read the insane ramblings of a madman named Szandor LaVey. At the time, I couldn't decide if I should appreciate it for the shout-outs to deities of religions from all over the world, or cry in despair at the authors ignorance about aforementioned deities and their roles in their respective religions. After some consideration, the second option is more appropriate, as the LaVey's Satanic Bible is the only source of knowledge about ancient religions for most teenagers, and as such is a terrible collection of misinformation. It's very sad, really.
    That's Mrs. Thank you for welcoming me, Dolores, is it?

    Then I tell you with fortune that I did not read the satanic bible to get a view of other people's religion. I have, however, read both the Bible and the Koran to get a better view of those religions respectively. If there was any infortmation about other religions, I must have overlooked them as I did not experience that.

    I'm sorry you think that, but I do still commend you for taking your time in reading it.

    Thank you.

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  • leviathancross
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Son, that's like asking a mother if she's interested in the poop left behind in her baby's diapers. Mothers are intimately familiar with what comes out of the bowls of her babes, but no more wish to discuss the details of that than we do of your silly stories. I can't imagine why you think any one of us would. It would appear your mother filled you with lies about how special you are, and your father failed to beat you enough.
    If that's what you believe, then that is alright. I am by no means saying you have to ask me something. And if no one at all wants to, then they will not reply to this thread, in all likelihood. At least, I think they should not. I will not provoke for replies.

    As for my father, he did no such thing, and I am lucky for that. Hitting your child is neglect and it can cause quite severe mental setbacks, like anxiety, depression and withdrawal. On top of that, may cause eating disorders, drug use or troubled sleep. Even if it was out of the bottom of a parent's heart, that does not change it.

    Thank you.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Leviathan. Satanist.

    Lucifer, the dark angel you seem obsessed with, opposed the will of God and was driven from Heaven, doomed to spend eternity not in the presence of the Lord, but as ruler of Hell. And yet you worship him, Satan, the first epic loser. Mr. Milton, a fine Christian man, though an Englishman, pondered the subject:

    And to the fierce contention brought along
    Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd
    That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring,
    His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd
    In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n,
    And shook his throne. What though the field be lost?

    God's word on the subject: And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

    How is it, fellow, that you come to worship this wretch?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Great, another person who believes in fairy tales and the make believe.

    Friend, only Jesus can lead you down the path of righteousness and only Landover can provide you with True Salvation©

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  • Red Army
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    Mr Leviathan,

    If you want to really upset the authorities and the True Christians, why don't you become a communist?


    You get to do all the things forbidden by the capitalist society, at least until you get to the power. Then you get to forbid all the things again, but in the name of a good cause.


    Come join the Party!

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  • Dolores de Barriga
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    Re: Leviathan. Satanist.

    Originally posted by leviathancross View Post
    I'm a practicing Satanist.
    Welcome Mr. - or Mrs.? - Leviathan!

    It's been quite a while since I've read the insane ramblings of a madman named Szandor LaVey. At the time, I couldn't decide if I should appreciate it for the shout-outs to deities of religions from all over the world, or cry in despair at the authors ignorance about aforementioned deities and their roles in their respective religions. After some consideration, the second option is more appropriate, as the LaVey's Satanic Bible is the only source of knowledge about ancient religions for most teenagers, and as such is a terrible collection of misinformation. It's very sad, really.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by leviathancross View Post
    Interesting. I will check it out soon enough...
    You don't know that.

    2 Peter 3:10 "But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up."

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by leviathancross View Post
    I understand your skepticism, and it is appreciated you view my thread with a thinking mind.

    I do not think you are interested in my religion, but because Satanism is such a big part of your religion, I assumed some may have questions. I apologize if this was a rash decision.

    I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen.

    Thank you for your reply,
    Leviathan.
    Son, that's like asking a mother if she's interested in the poop left behind in her baby's diapers. Mothers are intimately familiar with what comes out of the bowls of her babes, but no more wish to discuss the details of that than we do of your silly stories. I can't imagine why you think any one of us would. It would appear your mother filled you with lies about how special you are, and your father failed to beat you enough.

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  • diavolo
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  • leviathancross
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Awesome. Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/
    Interesting. I will check it out soon enough. Thank you, good friend.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by leviathancross View Post
    ...I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen...
    Awesome. Start here: http://biblehub.com/kjv/

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  • leviathancross
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Friend, I don't believe you. No one could be so many so-called "marginalized" groups all at once. You're either from Tumblr, or a middle schooler who is procrastinating his algebra. In either case, this is a forum for Christians, none of which are remotely interested in your goofy Halloween religion. We have Jesusween, and we have Salvation. Should you be interested in either one, you'll have a ready community to help you.
    I understand your skepticism, and it is appreciated you view my thread with a thinking mind.

    I do not think you are interested in my religion, but because Satanism is such a big part of your religion, I assumed some may have questions. I apologize if this was a rash decision.

    I am still discovering religion, so who knows what may happen.

    Thank you for your reply,
    Leviathan.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Leviathan. Satanist.

    Friend, I don't believe you. No one could be so many so-called "marginalized" groups all at once. You're either from Tumblr, or a middle schooler who is procrastinating his algebra. In either case, this is a forum for Christians, none of which are remotely interested in your goofy Halloween religion. We have Jesusween, and we have Salvation. Should you be interested in either one, you'll have a ready community to help you.

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  • leviathancross
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    Leviathan. Satanist.

    Hello, fellows! It's a fine day. Quite late though, I might add.

    Anyways, onto my introduction. I am Leviathan and I'm a practicing Satanist. "Well, why are you here, Satanist? This is a thread for Christians." And I very much respect that! I am glad to see the Christian community has such sense of comradiere. I am unfortunately not here to spread the name of your Lord, however. Instead, I wish to be here to answer questions for all of you whom do not know much about satanism.

    Let me tell you a bit more about myself.

    I am an official member of the Church of Satan and follow the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth and the Nine Satanic Sins. I rarely partake in rituals, but they, just like going to church on sunday, is a way of indulging yourself extra into my religion. However, I am unfortunately caught up with a child and two wives.

    I am a homosexual, happily married to two beautiful asexual people. Together, we adopted a child from China. She is now 6 and is in kindergarten! We love her dearly.

    We, however, do not want to force our religion on our child at such an early age especially, so please do not concern yourself.

    Many regards,
    Leviathan.
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