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  • crazy eddie
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 85

    #16
    Re: Hello, I am Eduard

    If I can suggest reading the I Ching and the inspired translation by CG Jung. The Buddhist version is easier to understand as the first copy. I have 11 versions but I have not mastered but one.

    It may help others understand why [satanic link deleted] was develope to confront the demonic forces at work here to destroy Godly Christians by a corrupt city regime
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 09-04-2008, 01:19 PM. Reason: satanic link deleted

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Hello, I am Eduard

      Originally posted by eduard View Post
      If I can suggest reading the I Ching and the inspired translation by CG Jung. The Buddhist version is easier to understand as the first copy. I have 11 versions but I have not mastered but one.

      It may help others understand why [satanic link deleted] was develope to confront the demonic forces at work here to destroy Godly Christians by a corrupt city regime
      We don't take kindly to unsaved scum such as yourself waltzing in here and cramming oriental deviltry down our True Christian(tm) throats, boy.

      Take it somewhere else.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • crazy eddie
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 85

        #18
        Re: Hello, I am Eduard

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        We don't take kindly to unsaved scum such as yourself waltzing in here and cramming oriental deviltry down our True Christian™ throats, boy.

        Take it somewhere else.
        I am one of God's favorites, is it wrong to have free speech? BTW do i get free county fair tickets with these point.

        God Bless

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hello, I am Eduard

          Originally posted by eduard View Post
          I am one of God's favorites, is it wrong to have free speech? BTW do i get free county fair tickets with these point.

          God Bless
          You are unsaved trash according to the title under your avatar.

          As for free speech, please show me where that phrase is found in the Bible.

          You might want to take a look at our official "Welcome to Landover Forums" thread HERE.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • crazy eddie
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 85

            #20
            Re: Hello, I am Eduard

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You are unsaved trash according to the title under your avatar.

            As for free speech, please show me where that phrase is found in the Bible.

            You might want to take a look at our official "Welcome to Landover Forums" thread HERE.
            I have prayed about this and asked God to show us the way. I's his will not ours.
            BTW his will says the meet shall inherit the Earth. That's me, so I think I own it.
            I may be trash but the Earth is mine. I get to live here forever.
            I am God child his and i never say anything that does not come directly from god. I no longer have any of my old mental habit of thinking out loud. I just say what God tells me and that makes me a Prophet of God. i was ordained by god not by man and I love everyone, because God is love..

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: Hello, I am Eduard

              Originally posted by eduard View Post
              I have prayed about this and asked God to show us the way. I's his will not ours.
              Based on what I've seen of you so far, it is not Our One True God(tm) that you are praying to, but some false idol.

              Originally posted by eduard View Post
              BTW his will says the meet shall inherit the Earth. That's me, so I think I own it.
              First: around here we capitolize the name of our Lord and Savior and the pronouns we use to describe Him. I suggest you learn that. Secondly, you just contradicted yourself there--suggesting that you OWN THE EARTH is about as far from meek as Osama is from getting into a yacht club.

              Originally posted by eduard View Post
              I may be trash but the Earth is mine. I get to live here forever.
              You know who else will live on Earth forever? Satan. When Jesus Raptures us away soon, the devil will take over the Earth. Eventually He will make a New Heaven and a New Earth--you can keep this Godforsaken planet. I'll keep an eye on it from my mansion in Heaven

              Originally posted by eduard View Post
              I am God child his and i never say anything that does not come directly from god.
              Which "god" are you speaking of? The "god" of money? Of chinese food? There are plenty of "gods" out there, but only one "God"(r). And show me where in the Bible it says that everything you say comes directly from God? I believe we are all sinners, filthy rotten sinners. The difference between you and us is that we have asked for and are given forgiveness. You are a prideful person who believes you run this planet .

              Originally posted by eduard View Post
              I no longer have any of my old mental habit of thinking out loud. I just say what God tells me and that makes me a Prophet of God. i was ordained by god not by man and I love everyone, because God is love..
              Again, you are capitolizing God once in awhile, but not at other instances. Be consistent! The Lord Jesus is knocking on the door of your heart, and I think you are ignoring Him. You're obviously full of pride and have some sort of complex about being a Messenger of God(tm), but I know that God wants to get to know you. You need to soften your heart and take a good long look at the terrible sinner that you are. Your current attitude reeks of terrible pridefulness, and that needs to change lest you find yourself damned and it's too late!
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • crazy eddie
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 85

                #22
                Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Based on what I've seen of you so far, it is not Our One True God™ that you are praying to, but some false idol.


                First: around here we capitolize the name of our Lord and Savior and the pronouns we use to describe Him. I suggest you learn that. Secondly, you just contradicted yourself there--suggesting that you OWN THE EARTH is about as far from meek as Osama is from getting into a yacht club.


                You know who else will live on Earth forever? Satan. When Jesus Raptures us away soon, the devil will take over the Earth. Eventually He will make a New Heaven and a New Earth--you can keep this Godforsaken planet. I'll keep an eye on it from my mansion in Heaven


                Which "god" are you speaking of? The "god" of money? Of chinese food? There are plenty of "gods" out there, but only one "God"®. And show me where in the Bible it says that everything you say comes directly from God? I believe we are all sinners, filthy rotten sinners. The difference between you and us is that we have asked for and are given forgiveness. You are a prideful person who believes you run this planet .


                Again, you are capitolizing God once in awhile, but not at other instances. Be consistent! The Lord Jesus is knocking on the door of your heart, and I think you are ignoring Him. You're obviously full of pride and have some sort of complex about being a Messenger of God™, but I know that God wants to get to know you. You need to soften your heart and take a good long look at the terrible sinner that you are. Your current attitude reeks of terrible pridefulness, and that needs to change lest you find yourself damned and it's too late!
                Judge not.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                  Originally posted by eduard View Post
                  Judge not.
                  Judge.

                  Leviticus 19:15
                  In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                  John 7:24
                  Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                  1 Corinthians 2:15
                  But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                  1 Corinthians 5:12-13
                  For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                  1 Corinthians 6:2-3
                  Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

                  1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • crazy eddie
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 85

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Judge.
                    I am praying for you it is 5:15 AM and I am asking God to bless you want me leave and if so just say so. I can go away if you are that offended by someone who does not want to argue with you.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2026
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                      Originally posted by eduard View Post
                      I am praying for you it is 5:15 AM and I am asking God to bless you want me leave and if so just say so. I can go away if you are that offended by someone who does not want to argue with you.
                      The good Pastor wasn't arguing with you.
                      He was merely telling you that you were Biblically wrong.
                      That's why he's a Pastor. He's ALWAYS right.
                      You should thank him.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • crazy eddie
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 85

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                        He is my shadow

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                          Originally posted by eduard View Post
                          I am praying for you it is 5:15 AM and I am asking God to bless you want me leave and if so just say so. I can go away if you are that offended by someone who does not want to argue with you.
                          Son, we are not offended, we are just not interested. Our church motto is "Unsaved = Unwelcome" and we mean it. This is not a debate forum, and we are not interested in a juvenile such as yourself to waltz in here and lecture us about God's Holy expectations. We are True Christians(tm) and we know more about the Holy Bible than you do.

                          You have yet to show any sign whatsoever that you are interested in accepting Christ as your Personal Savior(c). All you have done is make bizzarre and argumentative posts. I'm guessing that this scripture applies directly to you.

                          God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                            Originally posted by eduard View Post
                            You can use Edward as before Jesus found me I did not know whoo I was.
                            I'm not sure you do now.
                            I taught myself how to use sign online in 1972.
                            You were using the internet in 1972? Is your full name Albert Eduard Gore?
                            If i change my name will I develop a split personality.
                            I think you have to have a personality in the first place before you can split it.
                            Will i know myself and also will Jesus change my name in the big book.
                            Does it make that much difference whether he sends Eduard or Edward to Hell?
                            Originally posted by eduard View Post
                            I no longer have any of my old mental habit of thinking out loud.
                            Or thinking full stop, for that matter.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • crazy eddie
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 85

                              #29
                              Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                              I meant shadow in a good way as his wisdom helps protect form evil so I learn the true ways of God.

                              I want to be a Landover Christian not Godless trash.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                                Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                                I meant shadow in a good way as his wisdom helps protect form evil so I learn the true ways of God.
                                You think your shadow's wisdom helps protect you from evil? I certainly hope that was just a typo, and you're not trying to tell us that the Godly Pastor Ezekiel helps protect evil forms. Either way, you clearly have rocks in the head.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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