[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Dear Mr Smith,


I said my 9th was dead to me, not dead. It is something I would rather not discuss as it is quite embarrassing.


TT

Mr Taylor.


I'm so sorry about misreading that. I understand how you may feel about them. I hope they can figure out what Jesus And God want for them, so you can truly feel they are still alive to this day.


God Bless You.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Your ninth child is a DAUGHTER, Mr. Taylor.


You see, Stan, what old Tom is trying to say is that he raised 9 healthy beautiful children, and one recently announced identifying as a female, though born male. She is an adorable, bright, healthy young woman with great potential. She now resides in Canada with a family who provides the love and most of all respect and understanding she requires at this time. Do pray for her.


You might also pray that Tom forks over the $23,000 he owes me for legal fees - unless, of course, he'd rather everything comes out in court. (Even though he hasn't yet come out.) Has he mentioned what happened to his wife, or is his "mourning" too overpowering?


Welcome to the LBC forums, Stanley. Should you ever require assistance with immigration for your houseguest from afar, let me know. I can keep a secret. (As long as my bill is paid)


Shalom!
Michael Hezekiah
Attorney at Law

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Stan,


Yes, sadly it is true. My son is an "it". As I have disowned him this is no longer of import. My wife, sadly, was involved in a shooting accident and unfortunately died at the scene. I still grieve over this, but not so much anymore. With regards to the fee for Mr. Hezekikah I sent him a check covering everything minus my own expenses. He has already cashed said check which had a value of around $0.23.


I hope you do not fall into the yid's trap. Hope your little grey friend is well.


YIC
TT

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

It all makes sense now. I fully understand why you would be so annoyed. And when they disobey God's own choice. You know they will most likely go to hell.

As for my "grey little friend" He's doing fine in the attic where he just set up another one of his businesses. Attempting to cash out on the Jews who are the only ones in Langley to have any sort of money.


God Bless America.

[Soviet Union]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

Your people are not clean. All your people believe that everybody is equal and that God isn't real.


You know what one of the commandments says? Thou shalt have no other gods before me.


Now as you're the makers of communism, all of your people will for sure burn in hell. As they will never accept Jesus into their heart and will never accept the Bible..

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss Soviet Onion,


When joining a forum it is usually good manners to introduce yourself. Please do so. By the I will bid you a very caustic welcome until you have proven yourself.


YIC
TT