[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss Soviet Onion,


When joining a forum it is usually good manners to introduce yourself. Please do so. By the I will bid you a very caustic welcome until you have proven yourself.


YIC
TT

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

Your people are not clean. All your people believe that everybody is equal and that God isn't real.


You know what one of the commandments says? Thou shalt have no other gods before me.


Now as you're the makers of communism, all of your people will for sure burn in hell. As they will never accept Jesus into their heart and will never accept the Bible..

[Soviet Union]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Why would you force the Jews to spend their money when you got poor Russians who need to waste their money so we have a powerful economy?

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

It all makes sense now. I fully understand why you would be so annoyed. And when they disobey God's own choice. You know they will most likely go to hell.

As for my "grey little friend" He's doing fine in the attic where he just set up another one of his businesses. Attempting to cash out on the Jews who are the only ones in Langley to have any sort of money.


God Bless America.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Stan,


Yes, sadly it is true. My son is an "it". As I have disowned him this is no longer of import. My wife, sadly, was involved in a shooting accident and unfortunately died at the scene. I still grieve over this, but not so much anymore. With regards to the fee for Mr. Hezekikah I sent him a check covering everything minus my own expenses. He has already cashed said check which had a value of around $0.23.


I hope you do not fall into the yid's trap. Hope your little grey friend is well.


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[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Your ninth child is a DAUGHTER, Mr. Taylor.


You see, Stan, what old Tom is trying to say is that he raised 9 healthy beautiful children, and one recently announced identifying as a female, though born male. She is an adorable, bright, healthy young woman with great potential. She now resides in Canada with a family who provides the love and most of all respect and understanding she requires at this time. Do pray for her.


You might also pray that Tom forks over the $23,000 he owes me for legal fees - unless, of course, he'd rather everything comes out in court. (Even though he hasn't yet come out.) Has he mentioned what happened to his wife, or is his "mourning" too overpowering?


Welcome to the LBC forums, Stanley. Should you ever require assistance with immigration for your houseguest from afar, let me know. I can keep a secret. (As long as my bill is paid)


Shalom!
Michael Hezekiah
Attorney at Law

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Dear Mr Smith,


I said my 9th was dead to me, not dead. It is something I would rather not discuss as it is quite embarrassing.


TT

Mr Taylor.


I'm so sorry about misreading that. I understand how you may feel about them. I hope they can figure out what Jesus And God want for them, so you can truly feel they are still alive to this day.


God Bless You.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Mr. Taylor,


Thank you for this great advice, I will make sure that Jesus and God are pleased with my children. I also pray for the loss of your 9th child. I hope they are now in a better place. .


God Bless You And America.


Stan Smith

Dear Mr Smith,


I said my 9th was dead to me, not dead. It is something I would rather not discuss as it is quite embarrassing.


Thanks anyway


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[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Mr. Smith,


When dealing with children you must always remember that tte guilt burdened soul cries out for the lashes and nails of justice. Your child cannot yet understand that Jesus has been lashed and nailed in his place. Only the rod of correction can preserve his soul until the day of moral dawning. I brought up my children in this manner and they, all 8 of them (the ninth is dead to me, but that is another story), turned out very satisfactorily.


I wish you perseverance and joy in your upcoming trials and tribulations


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TT

Mr. Taylor,


Thank you for this great advice, I will make sure that Jesus and God are pleased with my children. I also pray for the loss of your 9th child. I hope they are now in a better place. .


God Bless You And America.


Stan Smith

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Mr. Smith,


When dealing with children you must always remember that tte guilt burdened soul cries out for the lashes and nails of justice. Your child cannot yet understand that Jesus has been lashed and nailed in his place. Only the rod of correction can preserve his soul until the day of moral dawning. I brought up my children in this manner and they, all 8 of them (the ninth is dead to me, but that is another story), turned out very satisfactorily.


I wish you perseverance and joy in your upcoming trials and tribulations


YIC
TT

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Mr. Smith,

You seem to have your heart in the right place. An easy way to convince an uppity female is to show her how God feels about the situation. The KJV Bible is a precious tool in this respect!

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

God and Jesus lead us. They tell us how to discipline the unsaved children. You are just channeling these wishes onward. Even a female usually understands this.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you so much Elmer. I talked to my wife about it and I showed her the bible and the verses you showed.


She actually went through with it and understands what God wants out of us. So thanks to you, God and Jesus we as parents shall do a good job now.


Without this bible I'd be dead.


God Bless America

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Me and my wife were actually talking about how we should treat our kids. If anything I'm fine with beating my kids with a bible or spanking them as long as they learn their lesson from it. However my wife is much more lenient with them.

She lets them watch TV, not the christian shows. But any show.... She also lets them take breaks from homework and learning more about Christianity. How do I convince her this is the right way of teaching our kids Christianity.

Mr. Smith,

You seem to have your heart in the right place. An easy way to convince an uppity female is to show her how God feels about the situation. The KJV Bible is a precious tool in this respect!

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

God and Jesus lead us. They tell us how to discipline the unsaved children. You are just channeling these wishes onward. Even a female usually understands this.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[StanSmith]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

If you have read your KJV bible, you know the answer already.


You have to beat them until they change their ways. It is very simple, it is not like you need to read all the psychology BS they have nowadays, or try to understand them.
God does not want that. He wants you to beat you son and daughter out of love for them.


Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.



So, do you love your kids and beat them or do you hate them and it's all hugs and kisses?

Me and my wife were actually talking about how we should treat our kids. If anything I'm fine with beating my kids with a bible or spanking them as long as they learn their lesson from it. However my wife is much more lenient with them.


She lets them watch TV, not the christian shows. But any show.... She also lets them take breaks from homework and learning more about Christianity. How do I convince her this is the right way of teaching our kids Christianity.

[Basilissa]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

These people are my kind of guys. I go to the Langley falls Church where the priest doesn't even believe in God. Oh he's committing a sin so badly he should be gone right now.My favourite bible verse must be Psalm 137:9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


Now I came to find Jesus because I started to not trust my family. I thought I was alone. Until I found the Bible.


I guess that's my sad life story. God Bless America

Hello and to our Godly forum! What a lovely choice of verse, it is among my favorites as well.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I guess this is my real home.

Hey there Alvin. I must say that I do have an origin in Canada. However my family has had so much love in the US that I would have minimal Canadian Blood.

Now my situation is quite tough at the moment. I'm working 7AM to 5PM 5 days a week, trying to help out my dysfunctional family.


You see my Son "Steve" he is a bit of a sinner. He masturbates for one. Loves science and believes there's no God. And straight up said to me he wish religion would die.


Steve may be a problem. But my daughter Hayley is even worse. You see Hayley is a complete liberal who believes that we all have equal rights, and that homosexuality is ok. She is currently going out with a hippie, and has straight up called me a psychopath for being a republican.


Honestly I don't know how to deal with them appropriately, I'm really struggling right now and need some help from some pro's. You got any sort of tip to stop them acting like this?

If you have read your KJV bible, you know the answer already.


You have to beat them until they change their ways. It is very simple, it is not like you need to read all the psychology BS they have nowadays, or try to understand them.
God does not want that. He wants you to beat you son and daughter out of love for them.


Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.



So, do you love your kids and beat them or do you hate them and it's all hugs and kisses?