I seek fellowship

[Sister Sarah]

Hello, I have posted a few posts before. My name is Sarah and I have found your glorious site which has reaffirmed my faith that Jesus truly has people on earth who are dedicated to doing his will! Praise!

I thought I was doing my Godly duty by submitting to my husband, but then he wanted to go to a Cat-lick church on Sunday! Then he became involved in the sodomite lifestyle! I had trusted him to teach me the ways of the Lord, (because I am a lowly woman and couldn't possibly understand the Word of God) but if he's doing these evil, sinful things, he couldn't teach me, could he?

I took advice gotten here. First, I submitted to him my own hindquarters so that I might get him away from man-on-man sex but he said he actually PREFERS sodomite-sex! Needless to say, I called up Betty Bowers and enrolled him in her BASH program! He was upset that he had to leave his Cher CDs' but I have high hopes that he will return a straightened out, True Christian™ manly man!

However, until he returns, I have no man to guide me or to submit to!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello, I have posted a few posts before. My name is Sarah and I have found your glorious site which has reaffirmed my faith that Jesus truly has people on earth who are dedicated to doing his will! Praise!

I thought I was doing my Godly duty by submitting to my husband, but then he wanted to go to a Cat-lick church on Sunday! Then he became involved in the sodomite lifestyle! I had trusted him to teach me the ways of the Lord, (because I am a lowly woman and couldn't possibly understand the Word of God) but if he's doing these evil, sinful things, he couldn't teach me, could he?

I took advice gotten here. First, I submitted to him my own hindquarters so that I might get him away from man-on-man sex but he said he actually PREFERS sodomite-sex! Needless to say, I called up Betty Bowers and enrolled him in her BASH program! He was upset that he had to leave his Cher CDs' but I have high hopes that he will return a straightened out, True Christian™ manly man!

However, until he returns, I have no man to guide me or to submit to!

I just found this Godly forum recently, but I did read your thread. That must be difficult losing the one you love to what they call in the secular world, an "Alternative Lifestyle". An alternative to everlasting life, that's what I'd call it! And he debased from behind and still claimed to prefer men? Disgusting. I much prefer debasing women in that way than men, just so you know. But I haven't debased anyone in quite a while, as I've recently found Jesus again.

I myself have lost the love of my life, so I understand what you're going through. Twice as a mater of fact. Well three times really. I lost the same love of my life two times, once in the late 80's and once in the late 90's. Her name was Pearl, she was like a diamond in the rough the first time. The second time she was like an older, bigger, scratched-up diamond in the rough, like you'd find at an estate sale. One that had be in the family for years, and maybe lost in garden for awhile. But she was still beautiful in her way. I lost the other love of my life inbetween. Her name was Dawn, she was like the sky at sunset. It was awful all three times.

I hope your husband gets de-gayed in the BASH program. I hate to here about a love such as yours lost, especially when there are hindquarters involved. If you need the council of a man, and a simple pilot for a small commuter airline will do, I can be found around here most days, as I'm alone too. Except I have found these good Christians here at Landover. I'm glad this is where God led me.

Aaron

[Talitha]

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I myself have lost the love of my life, so I understand what you're going through. Twice as a mater of fact. Well three times really.

Losing a Loved one is bad enough.
Twice makes you darned clumsy.
BUT 3 TIMES??
Have you thought about one of those Electronic Doggie Collars that give an electric shock if she wanders off too far?

I only lost my dear Husband the once.
May his Soul rest in peace.

[Nobar King]

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Have you thought about one of those Electronic Doggie Collars that give an electric shock if she wanders off too far?

People actually use those?!?!

[Talitha]

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People actually use those?!?!

Works wonders with my Household Staff

[Justina Thyme]

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Greetings, Sister Sarah. I noticed in another post that you stated that since you were Saved©, you cannot have DEMONS. I hasten to inform you that isn't true and to give you advice and instructions regarding this potentially dangerous situation:

HOW YOU (CHRISTIAN) CAN, AND DO, HAVE DEMONS - EVERYONE HAS DEMONS, NO EXCEPTIONS

When you are Born Again as a Christian/Believer/True Worshipper, JESUS/Holy Spirit comes to abide in your SPIRIT. Demons CANNOT get INTO your Spirit.
You are a triune being - BODY, SOUL and SPIRIT. Your SOUL is your MIND, WILL and EMOTIONS.

First is your BODY. Christians can have a sickness/disease just like the unSaved. That's caused by demons (if not caused by other factors).

Second is your SOUL. Do you have a bad temper? That's a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That's a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon.

Third is your SPIRIT. Demons cannot get into your SPIRIT, but, the demons surround your SPIRIT like a glass jar surrounds its contents, and you have trouble serving the Lord JESUS the way the bible tells you to do or that you want. The contents of the jar cannot get out until you remove the lid (demons). Deliverance can get rid of the demons.

Looking for a Miracle? In Mark 9:39, Jesus calls Deliverance a Miracle. Get your Miracle today.

Mark 1:39 - And He (Jesus) preached in their synagogues (churches) throughout ALL Galilee and CAST OUT DEMONS. (IN the church? Yes! Is your church casting out demons?) If not, pack your bags and stay home.

IF My people, who are called by My name, shall humble themselves, pray, seek, crave, and require of necessity My face AND turn from their wicked ways, THEN will I hear from Heaven, forgive their sin, and heal their land. II Chronicles 7:14

Jesus said, Those that Believe SHALL cast out demons (Mark 16:17). Are you a Believer? Yes or no?

JESUS IS THE DELIVERER!!

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked.

Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS. There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT. There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons. Jesus said the demons are living INSIDE of you, not OUTSIDE. Jesus also said the demons call your body their house . Do you live OUTSIDE of your house? Neither do your demons!

In Matthew 15:26 and Mark 7:27, Jesus says that Deliverance is THE CHILDREN'S BREAD. The term "Christian" did not exist while Jesus walked the earth. "THE CHILDREN" were Believers. Jesus cast demons out of Believers.

The Deliverance message is not MY doctrine. It is not MY opinion. It is not MY belief. JESUS said to do it, and we (those that believe) do. You DO NOT have to go through Deliverance to get to Heaven. But why would you want to keep all your problems (demons) if there was a way to get rid of them? Deliverance IS that way.

Would you like help from being Depressed? Abused? Afraid? Tormented? Suicidal? Sick? Alcoholic? Addict? Obese? Homosexual (gay, lesbian)? Witch? Satanist? Brotherhood? Want out of the occult or a cult? Hooked on porno? Dying? Diseased? Molester? Self-Abuse? Bi-polar? Etc.? Get Saved, then cast out these demons!

You do not have to have your demons cast out to make it to Heaven, but it sure makes your life down here better. You also don't need to have all YOUR demons cast OUT before you can do Deliverance on others. There is no special anointing required. Jesus gave His Power and Authority to ALL Believers.

CAUTION: Some people have reported that while reading portions of our Deliverance material, some demons have manifested in them in various ways. If this happens, pray this: FATHER, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COMMAND ALL THE DEMONS ATTACKING ME TO LEAVE ME NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

This site is written mainly to Christians . If you want a closer walk with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, read on. If you want to learn about Deliverance, Spiritual Warfare and REALLY destroy the works of the devil, read on.

The following Scripture is pertinent if you really desire to be set free through the Miracle of Deliverance:

Colossians 1:9-10 For this reason we also, from the day we heard of it, have not ceased to pray and make [special] request for you, [asking] that you may be filled with the full (deep and clear) knowledge of His will in all spiritual wisdom [in comprehensive insight into the ways and purposes of God] and in understanding and discernment of spiritual things --- That you may walk (live and conduct yourselves) in a manner worthy of the Lord, fully pleasing to Him and desiring to please Him in all things, bearing fruit in every good work and steadily growing and increasing in and by the knowledge of God [with fuller, deeper, and clearer insight, acquaintance, and recognition]. (Amplified Bible)

One Recommended Spiritual Warfare Prayer to pray at least daily

Print this out and pray it often. This is an anti-evil Prayer.

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any Deliverance Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.

Acts 5:38 Now in the present case let me say to you, stand off (withdraw) from these men and let them alone. For if this doctrine or purpose or undertaking or movement is of human origin, it will fail (be overthrown and come to nothing);

Acts 5:39 But if it is of God, you will not be able to stop or overthrow or destroy them; you might even be found fighting against God!

YOU CAN'T STOP Deliverance BECAUSE IT IS OF GOD!

YOU CANNOT PRAY A DEMON AWAY.

THEY MUST BE CAST OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

CAUTION - If you are EXPOSING the devil in any way, you better be doing DAILY Spiritual Warfare, Deliverance, breaking and RETURNING all evil being sent your way.

Every time you click your SAVE button, think of SALVATION, which means DELIVERANCE.

Praise be, and welcome to Landover, Sister Sarah!

[Sister Sarah]

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Greetings, Sister Sarah. I noticed in another post that you stated that since you were Saved©, you cannot have DEMONS. I hasten to inform you that isn't true and to give you advice and instructions regarding this potentially dangerous situation:
Praise be, and welcome to Landover, Sister Sarah!

Oh no! What can I do! I need to be rid of these demons!

[Bob4God]

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Sister Sarah,

You are truly in a difficult situation. The LORD works in mysterious ways, and regardless of what pain and misery He sends your way, you should praise Him just as Job did!

Have you done something personally to make the LORD angry? This may be a way of His of telling you to repent.

I haven't studied much on divorce, but there may be times when it is acceptable to end it. At that point, I'd suggest looking at our singles section on the forums here. Truly a Godly meat market!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hello, I have posted a few posts before. My name is Sarah and I have found your glorious site which has reaffirmed my faith that Jesus truly has people on earth who are dedicated to doing his will! Praise!

I thought I was doing my Godly duty by submitting to my husband, but then he wanted to go to a Cat-lick church on Sunday! Then he became involved in the sodomite lifestyle! I had trusted him to teach me the ways of the Lord, (because I am a lowly woman and couldn't possibly understand the Word of God) but if he's doing these evil, sinful things, he couldn't teach me, could he?

I took advice gotten here. First, I submitted to him my own hindquarters so that I might get him away from man-on-man sex but he said he actually PREFERS sodomite-sex! Needless to say, I called up Betty Bowers and enrolled him in her BASH program! He was upset that he had to leave his Cher CDs' but I have high hopes that he will return a straightened out, True Christian™ manly man!

However, until he returns, I have no man to guide me or to submit to!

So, where are you located? Des Moines perhaps? I'm sure we could work out something until your husband returns. A woman shouldn't be left out in the cold to the mercy of wolves if she has a longing to truly know Christ Jesus. And if that whole BASH thing does not work out we have plenty of suitors.

How old are you?
What is your yearly income after taxes?
Were your parents married when they concieved you?
Are you capable of bearing child?
Are you a minority?
What church do you attend?
What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Billybob Sunday]

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Oh no! What can I do! I need to be rid of these demons!

Sister Sarah, the problem with your husband is also demons. Our scientists at Landover have proven that homer conduct is caused by rectal demons. Pastor Harry Hardwick has preached extensively on this subject.

[Bob4God]

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Sister Sarah, the problem with your husband is also demons. Our scientists at Landover have proven that homer conduct is caused by rectal demons. Pastor Harry Hardwick has preached extensively on this subject.

I honestly have to say that I am skeptical about the whole rectal demons = homo idea.

I mean, isn't it possible that homosexuality can also be brought on by demons in the tallywacker and t*sticles? I'm not saying that rectal demons don't have anything to do with it, but merely that we may be making a mistake in overlooking other possible points of invasion by homo-demons.

[Sister Sarah]

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Sadly, I have no income of my own Like all True Christian™ wives, my only job was to submit to my husband; doing his laundry, his cooking, his cleaning... stuff like that. Now that he's gone away to BASH, I don't know what to do anymore!

I live in a state I thought was Godly, Illinois, but then that evil Obama came from Illinois! God couldn't possibly love a state that gave us that half-negroid, could he? As a result, I think I will have to find a way to move away from here. But when I move, I will need income which means I will need a job and what job could a True Christian™ do?

[Talitha]

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Sadly, I have no income of my own Like all True Christian™ wives, my only job was to submit to my husband; doing his laundry, his cooking, his cleaning... stuff like that. Now that he's gone away to BASH, I don't know what to do anymore!

I live in a state I thought was Godly, Illinois, but then that evil Obama came from Illinois! God couldn't possibly love a state that gave us that half-negroid, could he? As a result, I think I will have to find a way to move away from here. But when I move, I will need income which means I will need a job and what job could a True Christian™ do?

Do???

Do???

True Christian™ Ladies don't DO ANYTHING in the manner of WORK.

That's what WE employee Nigra Housekeepers, Cooks and Spick Gardeners for.

What is the matter with you?

I think I need to go and lie down for a while.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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If anyone can get rid of ass demons, it's Sister Justina!

GO Sister! Bust those ass demons from his demon infested colon!!!!

GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sister Sarah]

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Do???

Do???

True Christian™ Ladies don't DO ANYTHING in the manner of WORK.

That's what WE employee Nigra Housekeepers, Cooks and Spick Gardeners for.

What is the matter with you?

I think I need to go and lie down for a while.

That's what I thought!

But I need money for tithing! Not tithing would condemn me to hell, wouldn't it?

Perhaps one of you could possibly talk Betty Bowers into setting up an "accident" with my husband that would let me collect on his life insurance? This would be Godly, after all; the Bible says sodomites like him should be stoned to death, right?