[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

What an odd question. But shall humour you. I think dead dogs are funnier, if either is funny at all.

P.s, as I am SURE you are aware, having read the whole of this thread, I don't actually have anything to do with dead canines, that not being my name.

What is your name then sinner? Obviously the one you originally chose offended someone here. Why not use your real name, as I have. What are you so afraid of, besides dying alone and afraid and spending eternity in Hell?

And what's with your signature? If I were Jesus, (which I'm not of course, no human approaches His perfection, not even the True Christians™ here, although some are darn close!) I'd damn you to Hell for all eternity just for that disgusting signature! " . . .when her fingers are inside me . . ." Just what kind of pervert are you?!?

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I see that between my reading and responding, someone "fixed" your obscene signature. Glory!

[Mister Brasil]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

Dead Dog:

Do you feel that your self-directed life has led you to happiness and understanding of the deepest of mysteries?

[Dead Dog]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

What is your name then sinner? Obviously the one you originally chose offended someone here. Why not use your real name, as I have. What are you so afraid of, besides dying alone and afraid and spending eternity in Hell?

And what's with your signature? If I were Jesus, (which I'm not of course, no human approaches His perfection, not even the True Christians™ here, although some are darn close!) I'd damn you to Hell for all eternity just for that disgusting signature! " . . .when her fingers are inside me . . ." Just what kind of pervert are you?!?

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I see that between my reading and responding, someone "fixed" your obscene signature. Glory!

I don't want to use my real name because I am cautious. My name should not have offended anyone, however obviously some people are more sensative than I had imagined.
My signature was taken from a song. I did not think many people would really have such a problem with me encouraging sickness upon myself, but apparently I was wrong. You must all care for me more than I thought.

Dead Dog:

Do you feel that your self-directed life has led you to happiness and understanding of the deepest of mysteries?

Well, maybe not life's mysteries no, but I am happy enough.

[SUV]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

"Duck goat all tank jam"

If this isn't a Cry to Satan to bring over a bottle of vodka and then have homer!sexuralized Relations, then I don't know what is

[Mister Brasil]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

Well, maybe not life's mysteries no, but I am happy enough.

Dead Dog, are you so happy with your self-directed sex life that you don't find yourself lusting after other women, with their alluring henna-ringed eyes, their inviting smiles, and their smooth long legs barely hidden by their miniskirts? (I'm assuming you're a man. If not, where do you live? Are you single? Do you have any pictures of yourself?)

Are you so happy with your self-directed work in this world that you never mutter unholy curses under your breath at your place of employment, that your paycheck is never stretched by your self-directed needs?

What I'm asking is whether you're "happy enough," or happy. Do you understand the difference?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My own introductory thread that I was 'dared' to start

Now, Jesus won't save you if you're some kind of tard or homer, but you aren't one of those, are you? If you are, I'll have to ask you to leave.

You are in no position to be making such statements. You're an unsaved female and probably a lezbianic jewess to boot. Don't be getting uppity and ordering anyone around.

What have YOU done to shoe Christ how sorry you are?