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  • Gay wilson
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2016
    • 33

    #1

    didymus the new gay

    hello my fellow sinners one of our most vile sinner didy has been declared a raging homersexual. he makes all us lower rank sinners and satanists look bad.
    I'm angry because my teacher won't let me sniff toilet seats
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: didymus the new gay

    Originally posted by Ray wilson View Post
    hello my fellow sinners one of our most vile sinner didy has been declared a raging homersexual...
    By whom?

    ...he makes all us lower rank sinners and satanists look bad.
    Oh, I'm so sorry! I'll immediately start misspelling half my words, omitting punctuation completely (while claiming laughably inflated educational achievements), and I'll never ever again use evidence or logic to support the points I'm trying to make*.

    Would that make you feel less a waste of oxygen?

    *I'm lying, there.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: didymus the new gay

      I don't think he is of the gay persuasion. I'm twenty years past packing mud, praise Jesus!. But I did know the filthy atheist even back then.

      If there had been any hint that he would have submitted to homo-rectal intercourse, I would have known it.

      The gay predator has a keen sense of available rectums, within a square mile. You might say a sense of smell, and this is often the case, but it's more of a predatory skill.

      No, he just hates God. And there will be anal misery to pay when he goes down below. May God help his tormented soul.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: didymus the new gay

        Didymus, I am very sorry this Internet troll has chosen to use our friendly forum as a platform to attack you.

        Perhaps now would be a good time to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

        Our new friend here has shown you what being unsaved does to a person's character.
        WARNING:
        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2266

          #5
          Re: didymus the new gay

          I share the feelings of Brother Faith, Didymus.

          While I have a general but sparing distaste for arrogance and atheism, you are a guest in our forum and your ideas, however severely wrong and misguided, are your right to possess. The fact that one day the devil will encase you in strong, sticky tape while he molests your nether regions is irrelevant when our goal is to show you the love of Christ Jesus, our amazing and beautiful Savior. Praise His Name!

          I have a knack for determining the homerness of my fellow man, and I have never felt any homeristics emanating from your arrogant, atheistic being. This is commendable! Keep it up. It's like my father taught me when I was but a wee little man of 9 years: He would say, "Son, you will one day become a grown adult. As a man it is important that you show respect to other men just because they are men. Don't judge, don't disrespect, and don't be unkind to men. Love them, help them, and show concern for them. This is what your mother and I want from you, and what society deserves from you." I remember asking why he called our neighbor a smelly drunk from the pits of hell but he expected me to show love and respect.

          He replied, "It isn't disrespectful if your neighbor is a smelly drunk from the pits of hell, son." I could only nod.

          I pray you find Jesus, Didymus. Time is short (Revelation 22:12). I would love to love you, help you, and let you see my huge concern.

          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Red Army
            True Communist™ - will suffer for an eternity in Hell
            Unsaved Trash
            • Nov 2016
            • 98

            #6
            Re: didymus the new gay

            I don't understand why an atheist would think that being gay is innapropiate.

            I understand Christians, because their book tells them so (Deuteronomy, but also in the New Testament)


            I also think our True Communist position is understood, as Fidel Castro once told us "The revolution does not need hairdressers!"


            But non-communist atheist should stick to the LGTB agenda.


            This bassically lets the OP as a simple troll, very basic and without any fun.


            Sad what is going on with millennials today. I think if Lenin and Trotsky could foresee this, they would not have done the revolution. For this people? They would prefer to stay home drinking vodka and beating their wives up, the old russian way.
            Acts 2:44-45
            44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
            45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14618

              #7
              Re: didymus the new gay

              Originally posted by Red Army View Post
              "The revolution does not need hairdressers!"
              It does in North Korea!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #8
                Re: didymus the new gay

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Didymus, I am very sorry this Internet troll has chosen to use our friendly forum as a platform to attack you.
                Trolls trolling trolls, all these Satan worshipers get what they deserve.

                And Didymus being gay sounds very plausible. He never ever mentioned owning a wife.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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