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    This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

    I am Clifton BlueI am God-Fearing Man that came to God from my wife.
    I am currently looking for a church to go to
    My favorite bible verse is (Leviticus 19:28)
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    Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

    Welcome to God's favorite forum Clifton! What is your favorite rifle?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

      The M1918 Bar is one of my favorite rifles, and the AR15 is too

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        Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

        Welcome to our forums, Mr. Blue! How many sons has your wife given you? Does she homeschool them well? Keep them in line? Do you have Purity Rings picked out for your daughters to pledge to you the safekeeping of their most sacred treasure - their young wombs and the gate that stands guard outside?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

          Mr. Blue,

          You seem to be a decent fellow who may one day join Christ in Heaven! Do you identify yourself with Nimrod?

          Genesis 10:9
          He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mig          hty hunter before the LORD.

          How's your begetting been lately?


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

            I suggest the First Baptist Church over in Durham, if you get out that way. When I take 40 to 'The Dragon', I often stop in there for some Salvation(tm).
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: This place seems like it has a lovely bunch of people

              Welcome Papa Blue,

              I don't mean to sound proud, but most people describe me as lovely, so I'd say you're not far off! Your intuition of our Godly Forum is mostly correct!

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