[Basilissa]

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Matthew 5:43

Sweaty, it pains me to say that but the atheist is right:

Ok, so what really speaks out in that verse? What does it say to you? Why choose it instead of one of the "abomination" ones?

...?

Dude. He was the lunatic award. Have you seen his profile???

I wonder, maybe you should switch your favorite verse to Matthew 7:3. Just saying.

[sweatyfag]

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Lmao, cute award.

[DolliMoans]

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I don't think your cheeky antics are cute at all. As a Christian mom, I'm shocked your mother hasn't spanked that insolence out of you -- Oh wait, I'm not shocked at all. All liberal anti-Christian households hate their children and raise them to become listless apathetic millennials.



Proverbs 13:24 King James Version (KJV)

24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't think your cheeky antics are cute at all. As a Christian mom, I'm shocked your mother hasn't spanked that insolence out of you -- Oh wait, I'm not shocked at all. All liberal anti-Christian households hate their children and raise them to become listless apathetic millennials.



Proverbs 13:24 King James Version (KJV)

24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Amen! True Christian™ parents know to Spank Away The Gay!

[Didymus Much]

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Lmao, cute award.

Jealous?


Don't be; He doesn't like competition.










Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

1) you have read the Bible or

2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

Please surprise me. I need some good news today.

[sweatyfag]

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Jealous?


Don't be; He doesn't like competition.










Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

1) you have read the Bible or

2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

Please surprise me. I need some good news today.

What the hell is that article?

[Basilissa]

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What the hell is that article?

Hi again, sweetie!

The link in the resident atheist's post is belongs to the general category of fake news, which is a big industry dedicated to persecuting True Christians(tm) - instead of doing what all media should be doing, which is praising Jesus and Donald Trump.

Have you started reading the Holy Bible yet?

[Didymus Much]

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...Now, being able to tell me which verse that joke references would tell me either:

1) you have read the Bible or

2) you've got better Google skills than I'm giving you credit for.

Please surprise me. I need some good news today.

What the hell is that article?

You're rude.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'm a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Beyonce ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

Yes, you seem to be trapped in a time-warp, that is filled with stereotypes. You find yourself unable to escape the consequences of your youthful and sinful errors.

You feel that you are without a friend in the world and cry yourself to sleep each night.

Well friend, I have Good News. There is a Friend that is always there for you - Jesus.

Shall we talk about Him?

[sweatyfag]

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Yes, you seem to be trapped in a time-warp, that is filled with stereotypes. You find yourself unable to escape the consequences of your youthful and sinful errors.

You feel that you are without a friend in the world and cry yourself to sleep each night.

Well friend, I have Good News. There is a Friend that is always there for you - Jesus.

Shall we talk about Him?

Go ahead. Could give less of a <---Foul Language Removed - Admin ---> right now.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Go ahead. Could give less of a damn right now.

Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians(tm)?

He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

YIC

[sweatyfag]

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Young lady, the phrase is ‘I couldn’t give a da*n’.

But you see, Jesus gives a damn about you. Why not shrug off the gaudy fur coat of hatred and embrace the snug t-shirt of His conditional love for all True Christians(tm)?

He died for you so that you may get to Heaven: can’t you settle down with a nice young manly Christian male and have children?

After all it is the only way you can’t get to to Heaven.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety

YIC

I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

But that is the opposite of what Jesus wants

You see, when you chose to be attracted to the wrong sex you made a mistake.

But True Christians(tm) are here to tell,that you don’t need to continue to arbitrarily select the wrong sex to attracted to:

Yes, yes, YES! You can become an ex-Gay and save other anal enthusiasts as well by leading by example!

Cast off your too tight t-shirt and embrace the shirt and tie of Jesus!

Luke 15:2 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found

You see, ex-Gays show just how easy it is to find the right sex attractive: proof, if proof be need be that it is a choice to be gaywise.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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I'm a male. But I will settle down with a nice young man, thanks.

Oh, goody for you. That's what you're looking for, is approval, right?


Well, that's as much as you're going to get here, so you can save any further embarrassing acting out for people who care more about your opinion than God's (as revealed in the KJV1611).


Which includes no one here.

[sweatyfag]

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