[Gravel Road]

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Knowing Athiests, they'll likely regard selling her as "inhumane" and "outrageous" like the lieberal democraps they are, flying directly in the face of scripture.

[Cocoa101160]

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I’ve finally convinced my dad to let us marry. We shall get married today, then start trying for a baby. When we do start trying am I allowed to take a pregnancy test?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I’ve finally convinced my dad to let us marry. We shall get married today, then start trying for a baby. When we do start trying am I allowed to take a pregnancy test?

What for?

If you start getting fat and annoying you’ll know that you are pregnant.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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What for?

If you start getting fat and annoying you’ll know that you are pregnant.

YIC

Watchu mean start?

[Dana723]

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What does the Bible say about it? That, we'll discuss. Your need to have ALL THE DRAMA, no one's interested in talking about.


Oh, and read your Bible. The whole thing. Until you make that commitment, Jesus ain't care about you (James 2:10); and if Jesus ain't care neither do the True Christians™ (Mark 6:11).

You are an interesting man, Didymus. One moment you're an avowed atheist, the next you're spouting Bible verses.

[Gravel Road]

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You are an interesting man, Didymus. One moment you're an avowed atheist, the next you're spouting Bible verses.

Do you think he may be mocking the bible, dare I say?

[Didymus Much]

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You are an interesting man, Didymus. One moment you're an avowed atheist, the next you're spouting Bible verses.

Now if only it helped me get dates on Friday night.

[Didymus Much]

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Do you think he may be mocking the bible, dare I say?

And there's a really interesting bit, in that here, I'm welcome to, as long as I discuss what the Bible actually says and not what I would have it say.

The Bible tells the True Christians™ that there were mockers in the old days, and there always will be, so how to deal with them (thank them for the persecution and wait for God to show His Lovingkindness by torturing them forever).

So when I compare their deity's motivations and actions to those of a petulant toddler, I have reason to. At any other place, that'd get me shown the door. But the True Christians™ obey all of the Bible, so they accept my point of view (it does not imperil their Salvation, after all).

I suppose one could see irony in my "worst enemies" showing me the greatest respect, but then, I started it, by reading their Bible.