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  • Cocoa101160
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    • Apr 2018
    • 7

    #1

    I’m new and need help

    Hello I just joined. I just started high school and wanted to know how to find a husband.I dont have a favorite verse because their are so many great ones. This is my first post so don’t be to ruff on me.
  • Cocoa101160
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    • Apr 2018
    • 7

    #2
    Re: I’m new and need help

    I also came across a homo, should I kill them?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: I’m new and need help

      Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
      I also came across a homo, should I kill them?
      Why would you kill someone just because you come across them?



      If you want to go into prison ministry, you don't have to be incarcerated yourself.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2262

        #4
        Re: I’m new and need help

        Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
        Hello I just joined. I just started high school and wanted to know how to find a husband.I dont have a favorite verse because their are so many great ones. This is my first post so don’t be to ruff on me.

        This is a loving and welcoming forum. I've never seen anyone approach us who doesn't receive our Christian hospitality, Ms. Cocoa. However, the question as to how to find a husband must come from one of the weaker gender. I mean, what would I know about finding a man? I wouldn't know the first thing about choosing a loving, tender, gentle yet masculine mate; one that I can hold on to when I'm frightened, one to run to when I need help. I can't offer any suggestions about being sure the man is free from lust for others, doesn't commit the sin of onanism, and most important of all, that he is a born again, spirit filled man of GOD. He must be able to lead the household and keep me in my place. I must submit to him and accept his authority since he will be my head just as Jesus is Head of the Church. But one of the womenfolk here would be in a better position to inform you of those matters.


        One thing I know a LOT about, however, is the part about killing homersekshuls. The answer is NO, you should not kill him. You should speak to him about his soul and show him appropriate scriptures to lead him to Jesus. If I came across a homer, and I have come across many, I would love him and ask the LORD GOD to enter his heart. I would spend as much time as I could with him, informing him of ways to become closer to Jesus.


        Your Bible tells you to obey the laws of the land, so despite the fact that you may not like homers, you must love homers. I have loved many homers in my young life and I continue to give all that is in me to lead them to their knees.


        Welcome to our friendly, spirit-filled space on the interwebs. You will find us to be Bible believing, True Christian(TM) folk and we are happy to guide you in your journey toward the kingdom of God.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • Dana723
          Forum member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 771

          #5
          Re: I’m new and need help

          Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
          Hello I just joined. I just started high school and wanted to know how to find a husband.I dont have a favorite verse because their are so many great ones. This is my first post so don’t be to ruff on me.
          Well, you are a little old to be getting married, but you need to ask your father why he hasn't already found you a husband. Is it perhaps that you are too ugly?
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • Phil Ander
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2016
            • 626

            #6
            Re: I’m new and need help

            Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
            Hello I just joined. I just started high school and wanted to know how to find a husband.I dont have a favorite verse because their are so many great ones. This is my first post so don’t be to ruff on me.

            so which church do you attend and when did you make your walk with Jesus?


            You can "find" a husband by your father and your pastor agreeing as to a suitable male that you may bond to. Then they will speak to that males father. After negotiations you may be allowed to meet your prospective husband in the presence of both your fathers and the pastor.
            58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


            Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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            • DolliMoans
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2017
              • 451

              #7
              Re: I’m new and need help

              Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
              I also came across a homo, should I kill them?
              It's tempting, but not worth it. I once received an infraction from Brother White when I forgot myself and made a violent gesture against the Unsaved. Let that be a lesson to me, and an example to others.

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              • Cocoa101160
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2018
                • 7

                #8
                Re: I’m new and need help

                I found Christ when i was sent to the institution by my ATHEIST parents and decided i needed to rebel. I found i really related the teachings and joined this website.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12978

                  #9
                  Re: I’m new and need help

                  Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
                  I found Christ when i was sent to the institution by my ATHEIST parents and decided i needed to rebel. I found i really related the teachings and joined this website.
                  That's very nice, dear. Now, you need to read the Bible to learn about the grave sin you have committed by rebelling against your parents:

                  Ephesians 6:1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

                  Colossians 3:20 Children, obey [your] parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.


                  Now, you have the right to, and in fact you have to, hate your parents:

                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                  ...but you still cannot disobey them. Isn't the Word of God truly inspiring?

                  I hope that was helpful.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Cocoa101160
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                    • Apr 2018
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: I’m new and need help

                    I know now I have committed a grave SIN . Does anyone have any advice for what I should do about my parents trying to kick me out because I’m not an atheist? Can I still marry since I can’t get my father permission if he kicks me out ?

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                    • Roland
                      Obese Swedish Meatball
                      Delusional Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 2193

                      #11
                      Re: I’m new and need help

                      Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
                      I know now I have committed a grave SIN . Does anyone have any advice for what I should do about my parents trying to kick me out because I’m not an atheist? Can I still marry since I can’t get my father permission if he kicks me out ?
                      Hello Cocoa,

                      Have you tried praying? Should that not help then you should ask yourself why.

                      Kind regards,

                      Roland
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                      • Cocoa101160
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2018
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: I’m new and need help

                        I’ve have found a potential husband. but my atheist parents think he is bad because of him being Christian. Can I still marry him? He has accepted me even after my sins. My parents refuse to be Christian . They plug their ears every time I bring up GOD or JESUS.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: I’m new and need help

                          What a stroke of luck.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: I’m new and need help

                            Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
                            ...Can I still marry him?...
                            What does the Bible say about it? That, we'll discuss. Your need to have ALL THE DRAMA, no one's interested in talking about.


                            Oh, and read your Bible. The whole thing. Until you make that commitment, Jesus ain't care about you (James 2:10); and if Jesus ain't care neither do the True Christians(tm) (Mark 6:11).

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12978

                              #15
                              Re: I’m new and need help

                              Originally posted by Cocoa101160 View Post
                              I’ve have found a potential husband. but my atheist parents think he is bad because of him being Christian. Can I still marry him? He has accepted me even after my sins. My parents refuse to be Christian . They plug their ears every time I bring up GOD or JESUS.
                              Why don't you convince your dad to sell you to him?

                              Exodus 21:7-10
                              7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                              8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
                              9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                              10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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