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  • Tiffanyangel
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    • Jun 2018
    • 4

    #1

    Hello :)

    Hello everyone, my name is Tiffany and I'm new to the forums. First off, I'd like to address and admit that I was baptized as a baby and raised and belonged to a Catholic church, called Holy Name of Jesus. However, I did not and still do not agree with the Catholic faith on their views of the Holy Bible. I have converted to Christianity and view the Holy Bible as the supreme authority of our faith. I have suffered from mental and emotional stress throughout my teen years and was even diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and in my lowest depression, I turned Jesus for help and comfort. I am ready to repent for my sins and turn my way to God's way. I trust that God has a plan for us My favorite bible verse is
    When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” (John 8:12, New International Version)
    I can relate so much because when I was at my lowest points throughout these past few months, I've found comfort in Jesus. It was almost as though he lifted me out of the darkness and into the light
  • Esther B.
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2012
    • 575

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Welcome, Tiffany! It's so nice to see someone posting a proper introduction! I would like to point out that the New International Version is a false bible. The only real Bible is the KJV 1611, which I would suggest you go out and buy.
    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
    Deuteronomy 6.5

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2262

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Greetings in the Holy Name of our Savior, Jesus Christ:


      Tiffany, your introduction is refreshing and makes my spirit leap. However, you didn't tell us your age. Certain among us, particularly Faith Machine (who keeps track of such things) will want to know. I am sorry that you sinned to the point that God smote you with bipolar disorder. I trust that your repentance has cleared this malady from you. Remember the Bible PROMISES: Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on Thee (Isaiah 26:3). Is your mind stayed on Him? If it is not, you should stay your mind on Him. In return, He will keep you in perfect peace. (That's an example of the commutative properties of the Bible)


      Who does your hair? I would like to send that person some tips.


      Welcome to the friendliest spot on the entire world wide webs. I trust you will grow in spirit and truth as a result of your time with us. If anyone can show you what Christianity is all about, it's us!


      Glory!
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Welcome to our forum, Tiffiany! How many sons have you had? What marinades (I ask for the ladies, as many are to shy and respectful to speak up) do you use for your Porterhouse? What position do you think Jesus likes best when showing Him your devotion?
        I am a man's man and have often taken young ladies like you under my wing to help them bring their sons closer to God. Little gives me grater satisfaction than expressing my Love for Jesus through sharing.


        YIC
        JH
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Brother Larry, I'm quite certain I don't know what you mean!

          Now then, Tiffany, unless I'm misunderstanding you, it appears you're still attending that Catholic church? Why is that? Are they blackmailing you?
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          • Tiffanyangel
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            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2018
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            Greetings in the Holy Name of our Savior, Jesus Christ:


            Tiffany, your introduction is refreshing and makes my spirit leap. However, you didn't tell us your age. Certain among us, particularly Faith Machine (who keeps track of such things) will want to know. I am sorry that you sinned to the point that God smote you with bipolar disorder. I trust that your repentance has cleared this malady from you. Remember the Bible PROMISES: Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on Thee (Isaiah 26:3). Is your mind stayed on Him? If it is not, you should stay your mind on Him. In return, He will keep you in perfect peace. (That's an example of the commutative properties of the Bible)


            Who does your hair? I would like to send that person some tips.


            Welcome to the friendliest spot on the entire world wide webs. I trust you will grow in spirit and truth as a result of your time with us. If anyone can show you what Christianity is all about, it's us!


            Glory!
            Thank you, Brother Larry, for welcoming me. I'm 18 years old

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            • Tiffanyangel
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              • Jun 2018
              • 4

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Brother Larry, I'm quite certain I don't know what you mean!

              Now then, Tiffany, unless I'm misunderstanding you, it appears you're still attending that Catholic church? Why is that? Are they blackmailing you?
              They're not blackmailing me, I left that place a long time ago. I was only there as a child, now stand with the Christian faith. Have a blessed day

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              • Tiffanyangel
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                • Jun 2018
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                Welcome, Tiffany! It's so nice to see someone posting a proper introduction! I would like to point out that the New International Version is a false bible. The only real Bible is the KJV 1611, which I would suggest you go out and buy.
                Thank you for your kind welcome and suggestion. I apologize for using a false bible and will and get the KJV 1611 Bible. I pray all is well.

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                • Jim C. Lombardo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 565

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Tiffanyangel View Post
                  I'm 18 years old
                  Hello Tiffany! I'd love to see a nice, smiling photo of yourself. That angel as your current profile photo only adds to the mystique.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                    Hello Tiffany! I'd love to see a nice, smiling photo of yourself. That angel as your current profile photo only adds to the mystique.
                    Fear not, my brother. Our new friend had originally posted a very nice photograph of herself. Though it has since disappeared, I was able to extract it from my browser cache. I will forward it to you as soon as you send me the, uh, you know. That thing we talked about.
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                    • Jim C. Lombardo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 565

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Fear not, my brother. Our new friend had originally posted a very nice photograph of herself. Though it has since disappeared, I was able to extract it from my browser cache. I will forward it to you as soon as you send me the, uh, you know. That thing we talked about.

                      Hello Brother Faith, you may have to DM me a reminder, I have binders full of requests from other Brothers-in-Christ, but I'll be sure to look for yours first thing tomorrow!

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                      • FreeFromBrains
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                        • May 2012
                        • 389

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Tiffanyangel View Post
                        Hello everyone, my name is Tiffany and I'm new to the forums. First off, I'd like to address and admit that I was baptized as a baby and raised and belonged to a Catholic church, called Holy Name of Jesus. However, I did not and still do not agree with the Catholic faith on their views of the Holy Bible. I have converted to Christianity and view the Holy Bible as the supreme authority of our faith. I have suffered from mental and emotional stress throughout my teen years and was even diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and in my lowest depression, I turned Jesus for help and comfort. I am ready to repent for my sins and turn my way to God's way. I trust that God has a plan for us My favorite bible verse is
                        When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” (John 8:12, New International Version)
                        I can relate so much because when I was at my lowest points throughout these past few months, I've found comfort in Jesus. It was almost as though he lifted me out of the darkness and into the light
                        I’m sorry to hear that you have mental health issues. Have you accessed any treatment?
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                          I’m sorry to hear that you have mental health issues. Have you accessed any treatment?
                          But dear, the answer you seek has already been provided! To God goes the glory of punishment and subsequent forgiveness!

                          Originally posted by Tiffanyangel View Post
                          I did not and still do not agree with the Catholic faith on their views of the Holy Bible. I have converted to Christianity and view the Holy Bible as the supreme authority of our faith.
                          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                          I am sorry that you sinned to the point that God smote you with bipolar disorder. I trust that your repentance has cleared this malady from you. Remember the Bible PROMISES: Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on Thee (Isaiah 26:3). Is your mind stayed on Him? If it is not, you should stay your mind on Him. In return, He will keep you in perfect peace. (That's an example of the commutative properties of the Bible)
                          If Tiffany truly repents of the sin from which God judged her worthy of receiving painful emotional outbursts, then she will know healing! Jesus promised!
                          Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                          And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                          James 5:14-15

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Very true, sister Mary! I have counseled many young people to stop therapy and/or leave inpatient rehab programs, and instead accept Jesus' free gift of salvation!
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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Very true, sister Mary! I have counseled many young people to stop therapy and/or leave inpatient rehab programs, and instead accept Jesus' free gift of salvation!
                              Bless you, Brother Faith! As Mr. Ethedreda says, being in the Arms of a True Christian(tm) is like being in the Arms of Christ Almighty Himself. There is no safer, more comforting place than in the Arms of a True Christian(tm)!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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