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  • Salmon_GOD
    Unsaved trash, loathsome teenage godmocker, probably queer
    • Jul 2018
    • 16

    #1

    How do I reply to private messages

    please help
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: How do I reply to private messages

    Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
    please help
    How about trying to appear to be worthy of responding to?

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    • Salmon_GOD
      Unsaved trash, loathsome teenage godmocker, probably queer
      • Jul 2018
      • 16

      #3
      Re: How do I reply to private messages

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      How about trying to appear to be worthy of responding to?
      I need to reply to someone so if you can tell me how that would be great.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: How do I reply to private messages

        Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
        please help
        Friend, we are just people. Have you tried praying?
        YIC
        JH
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • scottmerriweather
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2018
          • 42

          #5
          Re: How do I reply to private messages

          Not until you are given such privileges by your betters my friend.

          Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
          I need to reply to someone so if you can tell me how that would be great.
          In Jesus' Service,

          Scott Merriweather

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          • BibleReader2231
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2018
            • 567

            #6
            Re: How do I reply to private messages

            I don't believe God to be a salmon or you to be a God of any sort as there's only one true God.

            Isiah 44:6 Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.

            On that note, why do you feel the need to reply using private messages? You're not trying to hiding anything from Jesus are you? He knows all and sees all.
            My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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            • Vengeance Puriel
              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 324

              #7
              Re: How do I reply to private messages

              Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
              please help
              you actually scare me.
              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: How do I reply to private messages

                Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                you actually scare me.
                Fear is for the unregenerated soul. He who has been Born Again knows no fear for they truly walk with Jesus!

                Isaiah reminds us not to fear, for the LORD is with us; do not be dismayed for JESUS is God. He will strengthen and help us; He will uphold us with His righteous right hand.” (Isaiah 41:10)

                When I am afraid, I put my trust in Jesus. (Psalm 56:3)

                Remember, do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:6-7)

                Jesus told us Peace is what I leave with us; it is His own peace that He gives us. He does not give it as the world does. Do not be worried and upset; do not be afraid. (John 14:27)

                God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power and of love and of a sound mind. (2 Timothy 1:7)

                Remember dear, there is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love. True Christians™ are (1 John 4:18)

                The psalmist confesses that when anxiety was great within him, Jesus' consolation brought joy to his soul. (Psalm 94:19)

                Isaiah reminds us not to be afraid, for Jesus has redeemed the True Christian™ and we are His (Isaiah 43:1)

                Let Jesus' own rod and staff comfort you. (Psalm 23:4)

                True Christians™ are commanded to be strong and courageous. We are not terrified; we are not discouraged, for the Lord our God will be with us wherever we go. This is a promise we can take to the bank. (Joshua 1:9)

                True Christians(tm) have no fear of man for he can only destroy the flesh. We fear only He who can truly destroy what matters - our soul (Matthew 10:28).
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Dana723
                  Forum member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2017
                  • 771

                  #9
                  Re: How do I reply to private messages

                  Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
                  please help
                  If that's you in your picture, you need all the help you can get
                  Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                  1 Corinthians 11:13

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                  • DolliMoans
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2017
                    • 451

                    #10
                    Re: How do I reply to private messages

                    Now Dana, looks can be deceptive. Even the most outwardly special members here are capable of receiving Jesus' Love.

                    Matthew 11:5

                    The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: How do I reply to private messages

                      Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                      I don't believe God to be a salmon or you to be a God of any sort as there's only one true God.

                      Isiah 44:6 Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.

                      On that note, why do you feel the need to reply using private messages? You're not trying to hiding anything from Jesus are you? He knows all and sees all.
                      Well said, my young friend.


                      Say, um, as long as we're on the subject, you do know private messages are meant to stay private, right?
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                      • BibleReader2231
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2018
                        • 567

                        #12
                        Re: How do I reply to private messages

                        Of course faith_machine. Nobody besides you and I and God have to know what has been said between us. Not that we have anything to hide though. PS, I am thinking of signing up for your kids retreat. I can't quite figure out how to make a skype account to go over the review process with you. Is there a chance I can come do it in person? My Pa could gladly drop me off and pick me up when it's over.
                        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8416

                          #13
                          Re: How do I reply to private messages

                          Originally posted by Salmon_GOD View Post
                          I need to reply to someone so if you can tell me how that would be great.
                          I'd really like to help, dear, but I can't remember exactly how to do it. I just follow the instructions, which are very, very simple - it's just a question of clicking on the right place.


                          So here's an idea! How about this? If you send me a private message, then I will reply to it with a message explaining exactly how to do it.


                          YiC
                          JL-V
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: How do I reply to private messages

                            Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                            Is there a chance I can come do it in person? My Pa could gladly drop me off and pick me up when it's over.
                            Due to a series of rather unusual challenges, I temporarily do not have a permanent physical address, and am living in my van. Perhaps I could bring it by at some point.
                            WARNING:
                            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                            • BibleReader2231
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2018
                              • 567

                              #15
                              Re: How do I reply to private messages

                              That would be acceptable. You may come by during the afternoon anyte you want. My father gave me permission to have you over for this. He has to help with the Church's finances at the office during that time so it'll just be you and I. We could even do a dual prayer session together Faith_Machine! Glory!

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Maxine Levantine
                              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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