[Basilissa]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

That would be acceptable. You may come by during the afternoon anyte you want. My father gave me permission to have you over for this. He has to help with the Church's finances at the office during that time so it'll just be you and I. We could even do a dual prayer session together Faith_Machine! Glory!

Yours in Christ,

Maxine Levantine

Not that it is any of my business, dear Maxine, but I would think twice before getting anywhere close to Brother Faith Machine's van. No, no reason, whatsoever, just a hunch, you see.

Brother Faith Machine is a fine, fine Christian man, but, well, it's just better to keep any potential distractions away from him. Also, we don't want FBI snooping around asking questions again.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Miss Basillisa, would it be acceptable if he brought a witness along? I don't see any problem being near his van though. Not that I would go in his van but I would be inviting him into my home. Also, in regards to the FBI, I wouldn't worry about them. They are nothing but liars trying to frame our Godly President. If anything WOULD happen (not that I don't trust Faith Machine's word), a pardon is always handy right?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Well it's your choice of course, but if you love JESUS you'll trust Him when He sends older women to counsel younger ones (Titus 2:4). While Basilissa isn't "older," per se, she is older than you. And a True Christian™, which means she walks in righteousness. But if you think you know better dear, go right ahead. No one will stop you.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

If Brother FM chooses to do this, I'm SURE he is aware of the ramifications. Considering what I know of him. Should you, dear Bible Reader, choose to go along with it, perhaps you'd like to read my collection of newspaper articles - I believe one could call it a dossier - on this matter. Whatever you choose, may God be with you.


as He was with Sister Cookie.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Hello everybody, I regret to say I've been called away on urgent business in Des Moines, and will have to put all appointments on hold for now.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

After some anonymous consultation with True Christian ™ elders as well as my Pa and Jesus I have put my meeting with Faith Machine on hold. Nothing held against Faith machine but it is for the best.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Friends, I am at a prayer retreat/rehab facility in Des Moines, and am only allowed 30 minutes of Internet access per day. May God bless you all, and move you to forgive people for their transgressions.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Friends, I am at a prayer retreat/rehab facility in Des Moines, and am only allowed 30 minutes of Internet access per day. May God bless you all, and move you to forgive people for their transgressions.

You are a Brother in Christ, and don't you ever forget that! There is nothing to forgive (1st John 3:6)!

But if you need a little support when you stumble, we won't judge you. A True Christian™ is above reproach and I for one don't believe the gossip. I do, however, trust Basilissa because I know she walks hand in Hand with Jesus, and He speaks to her in her prayers in a way few people are blessed. So if she offers advice, one would be wise to take it.

Not that that makes you guilty of anything. By the way, how is our friend Josh Duggar doing? Have you caught up with him recently? Poor devil was having such a time being targeted and bullied by Satan's Army, the mainstream media. Have you seen him at many of these retreats?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

But if you need a little support when you stumble, we won't judge you. A True Christian™ is above reproach and I for one don't believe the gossip.

I am trying very hard not to believe it, Sister, but I am tormented by the fact that the source was a private message from someone so entirely reliable. My children are all praying for Brother Faith Machine, though I have not told them why. Obviously, in the circumstances, this would be inappropriate.


Whatever would we do without private messages! Which reminds me, did our young fishy friend ever resolve the problem which started this discussion?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Which reminds me, did our young fishy friend ever resolve the problem which started this discussion?

Come to think of it, I haven't seen that foul-mouthed sinner around. I fear Satan tool hold of him by the rectal flaps and is leading him around... wherever he is, in service to the dark lord (Satan, not Voldemort, in case anyone was confused).

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

I borrowed somebody's phone, and am posting outside the normally allowed (and closely monitored) Internet time. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE, I AM BEING ABU

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Sorry, one of the orderlies was coming and I had to hide.

I am being ABUSED. Please help me. It's the rehab place in Des Moines. I don't know the address. The faith-based one.

Help me help me help me

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

Brother, why don't you give praise to Jesus and maybe He'll show you to help yourself?

[Basilissa]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

. It's the rehab place in Des Moines. I don't know the address. The faith-based one.

Help me help me help me

I am lifting my prayers and sending all of them to you, Brother Faith Machine.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I reply to private messages

(((Praying)))