[Yeager]

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Keep your hands clean, Yeager beaver.

What do those verses have to do with washing hands? I don't see "washing" or "hands" mentioned in anything of those!

Yes I will definitely keep my hands clean. I just wanted to point out Jesus said this:


Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying, 2 Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
5 But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.
7 Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.


But, yes I am a clean freak.

[Yeager]

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Those verses are from Matthew 15. Sorry I in a hurry forgot to include that in my last post.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome Yeager! You sound very eager to share the Glory and Majesty of our LORD !
I for one cannot wait to join you in conversations around the forums! You're not limited to this thread, or even the intro forum, so chop chop! Those heathens aren't going to convince themselves!


Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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Mr. Yeager, I am pleased to peaches you can use a Bible. A man's word means nothing unless he can back it up with God's Word. An opinion is just blather, but what God says is something else.
I know many of our members have peppered you with questions and being the new man in Church can be a dizzying experience, so I'll let you settle in and find your Pew.

[Yeager]

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Mr. Yeager, I am pleased to peaches you can use a Bible. A man's word means nothing unless he can back it up with God's Word. An opinion is just blather, but what God says is something else.
I know many of our members have peppered you with questions and being the new man in Church can be a dizzying experience, so I'll let you settle in and find your Pew.

Thank you James.

I do not mind the questions. It is actually fun to be tested a little.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Keep your hands clean, Yeager beaver.

What do those verses have to do with washing hands? I don't see "washing" or "hands" mentioned in anything of those!

He quotes the appropriate verses, Ms Molly. Because Jesus did not wash His hands before He ate, and that upsets the fake Jews. Jesus says then that this is not necessary.

If you trust Jesus, you should not wash your hands. I never do, and do not let my kids do it. And they are still alive.

[Faith_Machine]

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I hope that I have not ruined my chance.

Friend, if you're saying you got into the kind of extreme homosexual practices that might have permanently damaged your reproductive organs, I want to assure you that in Him, all things are possible.

We have several ex-gay church members who went on to sire impressive broods of healthy, heterosexual sons.

Yes indeed.

Some of our members' sons are very, very healthy.

Fine, strapping lads.

[Dana723]

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Friend, if you're saying you got into the kind of extreme homosexual practices that might have permanently damaged your reproductive organs, I want to assure you that in Him, all things are possible.

We have several ex-gay church members who went on to sire impressive broods of healthy, heterosexual sons.

Yes indeed.

Some of our members' sons are very, very healthy.

Fine, strapping lads.

Clean limbed as well.

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you James.

I do not mind the questions. It is actually fun to be tested a little.

God must have you giggling like a Hyena then.


Do you live on store bought provisions or do you have God provide?



I do my best to shield my family from the wild thinking of all the demoncrat atheists out there. So I keep them all safe inside the Hutchins LLC compound or in a secured trailer I tow with my tractor when we got to Landover. How do you secure your family?



What subjects are you most capable of teaching your sons? Speaking of sons, how has God chosen to bless you in this regard?

[Yeager]

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God must have you giggling like a Hyena then.


Do you live on store bought provisions or do you have God provide?



I do my best to shield my family from the wild thinking of all the demoncrat atheists out there. So I keep them all safe inside the Hutchins LLC compound or in a secured trailer I tow with my tractor when we got to Landover. How do you secure your family?



What subjects are you most capable of teaching your sons? Speaking of sons, how has God chosen to bless you in this regard?

I mostly garden, but that doesn't cover everything I need. I do go to the store every now & then.


I do not have a family as I believe I still have too much to learn. Not having a wife makes me practice self-control every day & every second.


What am I best suited to teach? I don't really know.

As stated above I think I have a lot to learn, but that is why I like debates.

It usually brings up something I have never thought of before.



Well actually, I sort of now days, I get a deja vu, but the deja vu never happened before.

And then within a week, the deja vu will return, this time real.

So you could say I have a little foresight on time.

But to tell you the truth, I don't really know.


As for securing myself, I keep a 30-30 winchester & 92a1 9mm Beretta with 30 round mags always loaded (other than driving.)

The 30-30 stays at my house, & the Beretta goes everywhere I go.

[Yeager]

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May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?


I do not want to be offensive, but when I first came to these forums, the site said the rapture would be on August 26, 2018, 10:17AM, Landover Standard Time.

[Kyrre Eliasen]

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I do not want to be offensive, but when I first came to these forums, the site said the rapture would be on August 26, 2018, 10:17AM, Landover Standard Time.
The little rapture, rodents and kangaroos.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?

Sooner than you expect.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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May I ask, how do you predict when the rapture will be?

That's an interesting question, for all the wrong reasons. To the best of my knowledge, we don't "predict" it ourselves - I disapprove very strongly of your use of the word "predict" here, as it has the whiff of necromancy about it. And necromancy is an abomination before Our Lord - take a look at Deuteronomy 18:10 and Leviticus 19:26, just for starters!

[Yeager]

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That's an interesting question, for all the wrong reasons. To the best of my knowledge, we don't "predict" it ourselves - I disapprove very strongly of your use of the word "predict" here, as it has the whiff of necromancy about it. And necromancy is an abomination before Our Lord - take a look at Deuteronomy 18:10 and Leviticus 19:26, just for starters!

Ok, I will use foretell or foretold then.


I know very well that necromancy is evil. The word sounds evil itself.


I was just wondering how you determine when you believe the rapture will be.