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  • adamlevine
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2018
    • 1

    #1

    Hello everyone

    Hello everyone. I'm Adam, the new member. Be happy to join the forum with everyone.
  • Phil Ander
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2016
    • 626

    #2
    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by adamlevine View Post
    Hello everyone. I'm Adam, the new member. Be happy to join the forum with everyone.
    Well that's nice Adam. There are certain prerequisites such as telling us which Church you go to, your favorite Bible verse and how you came to find Jesus which will help you to become Welcome here.


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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    • BibleReader2231
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 567

      #3
      Re: Hello everyone

      "The" new member? Anyways welcome to the forums. A cautious welcome sir. Notice I called you sir because your first name is Adam so I am assuming you were born a man. If you were born a man you better act like how God made you. Also there are only two genders. Okay my rant is over. Are you a Christian? What's your favorite Bible verse? Your name is Adam Levine. My name is Maxine. Are you that faggy Adam Levine from Faux-American Idolators? That's what my Pa calls that show. I'm not allowed to watch it because it distracts from worshipping God and Jesus.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hello everyone

        I've heard of an Adam Levine. He's a Homosexual and Goth Recruiter who works for a group called Maroon 5. I hope you're not here to attempt to convert our youth to the Homosexual Deathstyle because it won't work, dear.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Xanax
          Total Trash
          Confirmed Retard
          • Oct 2018
          • 121

          #5
          Re: Hello everyone

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I've heard of an Adam Levine. He's a Homosexual and Goth Recruiter who works for a group called Maroon 5. I hope you're not here to attempt to convert our youth to the Homosexual Deathstyle because it won't work, dear.
          Adam Levine has a wife named Behati Prinsloo.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Hello everyone

            Originally posted by Zaranith View Post
            Adam Levine has a wife named Behati Prinsloo.
            So Indians are hiring out as "beards" now?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Xanax
              Total Trash
              Confirmed Retard
              • Oct 2018
              • 121

              #7
              Re: Hello everyone

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              So Indians are hiring out as "beards" now?
              What does this even mean? Do you know the difference from a man and a woman?

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #8
                Re: Hello everyone

                Originally posted by Zaranith View Post
                What does this even mean? Do you know the difference from a man and a woman?
                A "beard" is an escort, constant companion, or even wife brought along in public to give the homer the appearance of being straight and normal.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Xanax
                  Total Trash
                  Confirmed Retard
                  • Oct 2018
                  • 121

                  #9
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  A "beard" is an escort, constant companion, or even wife brought along in public to give the homer the appearance of being straight and normal.
                  Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everyone

                    Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                    Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
                    Please cite the exact part of the Constitution that says that, or STFU.

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                    • Dana723
                      Forum member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2017
                      • 771

                      #11
                      Re: Hello everyone

                      Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                      Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
                      Ms. Xanax, you are talking to a lady. She does not speak nonsense; she speaks the Truth.
                      Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                      1 Corinthians 11:13

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Hello everyone

                        Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                        Please stop saying nonsense about people. You have no right to do so.
                        What's more nonsensical dear, recruiting youth to avail their bums for trinkets and favors to satisfy the rectal-lust of the roving Sodomites and Homosexual Rape Gangs, or to pretend to be someone who does that?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Xanax
                          Total Trash
                          Confirmed Retard
                          • Oct 2018
                          • 121

                          #13
                          Re: Hello everyone

                          Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                          Ms. Xanax, you are talking to a lady. She does not speak nonsense; she speaks the Truth.
                          Mr. Dana, the Bible makes it clear that lying and making false accusations is wrong. Adam Levine is married to his wife and has two children and yet Etherelda says he practiced homosexuality. Does she know him personally? Where does she get her information from?

                          If this isn’t nonsense what is?

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                          • Xanax
                            Total Trash
                            Confirmed Retard
                            • Oct 2018
                            • 121

                            #14
                            Re: Hello everyone

                            I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins. Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Hello everyone

                              Originally posted by Xanax View Post
                              I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins...
                              buhbuhbuhbreakthrough.gif

                              ... Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.
                              Like Christ will?

                              Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:
                              The Lord shall have them in derision."

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