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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266

    #16
    Re: Hello everyone

    Originally posted by Xanax View Post
    Mr. Dana, the Bible makes it clear that lying and making false accusations is wrong. Adam Levine is married to his wife and has two children and yet Etherelda says he practiced homosexuality. Does she know him personally? Where does she get her information from?

    If this isn’t nonsense what is?

    All of the things Sister Mary knows about Hollywood sinners comes directly from Kirk Cameron and/or Pat Boone. She is a senior member of both fan clubs. Also, her name is not Etherelda. Have respect for a person's name, kiddo. Even President Trump knows that. Well, except for the time he called Angela Merkel Anjela. He just didn't know. Poor thing.


    I know someone who went to a Maroon 5 show and he said someone told him that Adam Levine has a wife and kids but he actually lives with some homer in West Hollywood and doesn't know how to pronounce his wife's name. Now if he were straight, wouldn't he know how to pronounce his wife's name? Kirk Cameron knows his wife's name (Chelsea), and even made a vow not to kiss any woman but her - even in movies. (I know it hurts to think about that, Sister Mary, so I'll move on)


    Just leave the discernment of people's spirituality and/or sinfulness and homerism to the experts: TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM).
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #17
      Re: Hello everyone

      Levine, huh?

      That's fine, I have nothing against Jews.
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Hello everyone

        Originally posted by Xanax View Post
        I feel like you people are happy pointing out other people’s sins. Why don’t you go out and try to bring them to Christ instead of taking pleasure in peoples down falls.
        How can you get a person out of the pits of despair with the rope of True Salvation(tm) unless you know the depths of their depravity?
        It does appear to me after a long conversation I had with the Holy Ghost that only God Himself is capable of providing a rope of an infinite length to get you out of your bottomless hole. Praise His Glory!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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