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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: Ovarian Cancer

    Originally posted by liberalnightmare View Post
    I'll prove my spells for you when Jesus himself comes back to Earth and performs magic tricks.

    You won't be able to perform any spells! Months before the Return of Jesus, the Tribulations will have been going on and you'll be too busy gnawing your own tongue. There'll be no time for conjuring, nor will your inflamed and probably partly missing lingual apparatus be able to produce intelligible words.

    Revelation 16:10
    And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • liberalnightmare
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    Re: Ovarian Cancer

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Dear, if you can prove even one of your silly spells magically alters the course of reality, I'll eat my hat and belch on youtube for your amusement.
    I'll prove my spells for you when Jesus himself comes back to Earth and performs magic tricks.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by liberalnightmare View Post
    Lemme look in my spellbook, I'm sure there's a spell that will cure you!
    Dear, if you can prove even one of your silly spells magically alters the course of reality, I'll eat my hat and belch on youtube for your amusement.

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  • liberalnightmare
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    Lemme look in my spellbook, I'm sure there's a spell that will cure you!

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Mandi and Sandi, such dutiful twin nieces...
    Awww! Those two are so cute, with their big gappy grins where their baby teeth fell out! Do give them my love.


    YiC
    Joanna

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Ovarian Cancer

    I was in Richmond, Virginia yesterday, picking up some Peanuts and checking the Home Depot for some laborers. Got the peanuts safely in the cab of the truck and half filled the trailer with wetbacks. I had a turkey with am the Hutchins kids named it 'Gus'.

    Anywho, I was going to give it to theis rotting female. I figured she could chop Gus's head off, strip his feathers and eat him for Thanksgiving. Being she is a negriss, use the head and the blood for one of their 'voo-doo' ceremonies to beg Satan to be cured. No one heard of her. Mosby Court, Creighton Court. Not a single jigaboo had ever heard of her. They were however, all looking for 'Crackers'. What is it with these savages and crackers?
    Well, I am home now, the family is beginning to prepare my Thanksgiving Feast just as God wanted it to be. Mandi and Sandi, such dutiful twin nieces are tending to my needs. It is funny, looking down upon them and seeing the tops of their heads bobbing, I really never know which is which.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Ovarian Cancer

    Originally posted by Helovesme804 View Post
    Hi, My name is Alexis age 28. I am the mother of three handsome boys ages 7, 6 & 3.

    On July 11, 2018 I was diagnosed with stage ll ovarian cancer. Looking back, I know I felt really fatigue. I kept thinking that maybe I had a infection because I was also going to the toilet more than usual and I had a pain in my pelvis.

    I was in the middle of helping plan my sisters wedding at the time, and I remember trying on my bridesmaid dress and noticing that it was tight on my stomach. I decided to make an appointment to see my GP. She sent me for a blood test - and later an ultrasound . The ultrasound technician didn’t say anything, I just had a feeling that something wasn’t quite right. Following my ultrasound I was sent for an MRI scan and a CT scan. Still nobody said anything to me about cancer, or about ovarian cancer.

    Finally, I was referred to the gynae department at my local hospital, and they told me that they were going to refer me to a specialist team for surgery. Two weeks after my operation I was told I had stage II ovarian cancer and that I would need Chemo therapy.

    I don’t really know where to go from here I was referred to this site by a nurse at my hospital. I don’t come from a wealthy family so that’s not an option. I was working three jobs before this but since things have gotten a little worse I’m down to one. I have some savings but nothing compared to what I’m facing. Lord I come to you asking for your blessings in your name I pray. Amen.

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    Oh my goodness, that's just terrible.

    I would be happy to make a contribution, but first I need to know you're for real.

    Come back here and make another post. Do that, and I will happily share with you some of the financial abundance with which the Lord has blessed me!

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  • James Hutchins
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    I've been thinking about this.



    I am very upset considering the probable stench of a rotting 'woman baby oven' must be like. Anyone recall old lady Martin and her reek before (I assume) Satan came for her. Truly awful! Why must decent people, who love Jesus have to deal with this sort of thing. I had a dog that had some sort of aliment, one day, it just went off into the woods and that was that. We only noticed she was gone due to the stink being gone.
    Genesis 34:30
    And Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, Ye have troubled me to make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, among the Canaanites and the Perizzites: and I being few in number, they shall gather themselves together against me, and slay me; and I shall be destroyed, I and my house.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Helovesme804 View Post
    On July 11, 2018 I was diagnosed with stage ll ovarian cancer.
    Sluts always get what they deserve (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).

    You have an option though. If you truly repent before you die, you will go to Heaven (Acts 17:30). So it's time to stop whining about your well deserved punishment and remove the cellophane from your utterly neglected Bible.

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  • BibleReader2231
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    I was talking with my Pa about this subject since I thought it was inappropriate an adult would bring up about her cooter around a forum where young underage women like me post. He said that if you can't have babies you're a man. While praying to God last night a revelation hit me that this may be a tranny who's using ovarian cancer as an excuse to fund her sex change. If this gets funded she'll become a man and start raping her little boys.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Chr1kal View Post
    I honestly feel really bad for this lady
    Did she smear her demons on you?

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  • Chr1kal
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    I honestly feel really bad for this lady

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Xanax View Post
    James 1:2-4
    Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters,[a] whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3 because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance.
    I'm not sure why you thought that added anything - The verses argee with Romans 9: Any interest, for whatsoever reason - as an advertisement or not - that God shows in you is a blessing of some sort.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Xanax View Post
    I will be praying for you. I cannot even comprehend what you must be going through. But If you are a Christian, please stay faithful to Him. I pray that God would heal you. He has a purpose for everything, we may not understand His plans now, but they are there for a reason. May You find comfort in Jesus. You can get through this!
    What a beautiful thing to say, dear! I'm really touched. Yes, "it's all part of God's plan" is exactly the thing to say when we encounter a a suffering person. "See, God loves you so much that He gave you cancer." And "I will pray for you," that is so nice, because this way you don't have to help in any meaningful way yet you feel you did.

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  • BrotherLarry
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    Asking for money without revealing even ONE of the sins that put you in this position is rather rude. When I see some repentance I'll add you to my T&P list (thoughts and prayers).


    BrotherLarry

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