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  • BibleReader2231
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #16
    Re: Ovarian Cancer

    I was talking with my Pa about this subject since I thought it was inappropriate an adult would bring up about her cooter around a forum where young underage women like me post. He said that if you can't have babies you're a man. While praying to God last night a revelation hit me that this may be a tranny who's using ovarian cancer as an excuse to fund her sex change. If this gets funded she'll become a man and start raping her little boys.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22374

      #17
      Re: Ovarian Cancer

      Originally posted by Helovesme804 View Post
      On July 11, 2018 I was diagnosed with stage ll ovarian cancer.
      Sluts always get what they deserve (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).

      You have an option though. If you truly repent before you die, you will go to Heaven (Acts 17:30). So it's time to stop whining about your well deserved punishment and remove the cellophane from your utterly neglected Bible.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Ovarian Cancer

        I've been thinking about this.



        I am very upset considering the probable stench of a rotting 'woman baby oven' must be like. Anyone recall old lady Martin and her reek before (I assume) Satan came for her. Truly awful! Why must decent people, who love Jesus have to deal with this sort of thing. I had a dog that had some sort of aliment, one day, it just went off into the woods and that was that. We only noticed she was gone due to the stink being gone.
        Genesis 34:30
        And Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, Ye have troubled me to make me to stink among the inhabitants of the land, among the Canaanites and the Perizzites: and I being few in number, they shall gather themselves together against me, and slay me; and I shall be destroyed, I and my house.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #19
          Re: Ovarian Cancer

          Originally posted by Helovesme804 View Post
          Hi, My name is Alexis age 28. I am the mother of three handsome boys ages 7, 6 & 3.

          On July 11, 2018 I was diagnosed with stage ll ovarian cancer. Looking back, I know I felt really fatigue. I kept thinking that maybe I had a infection because I was also going to the toilet more than usual and I had a pain in my pelvis.

          I was in the middle of helping plan my sisters wedding at the time, and I remember trying on my bridesmaid dress and noticing that it was tight on my stomach. I decided to make an appointment to see my GP. She sent me for a blood test - and later an ultrasound . The ultrasound technician didn’t say anything, I just had a feeling that something wasn’t quite right. Following my ultrasound I was sent for an MRI scan and a CT scan. Still nobody said anything to me about cancer, or about ovarian cancer.

          Finally, I was referred to the gynae department at my local hospital, and they told me that they were going to refer me to a specialist team for surgery. Two weeks after my operation I was told I had stage II ovarian cancer and that I would need Chemo therapy.

          I don’t really know where to go from here I was referred to this site by a nurse at my hospital. I don’t come from a wealthy family so that’s not an option. I was working three jobs before this but since things have gotten a little worse I’m down to one. I have some savings but nothing compared to what I’m facing. Lord I come to you asking for your blessings in your name I pray. Amen.

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          Oh my goodness, that's just terrible.

          I would be happy to make a contribution, but first I need to know you're for real.

          Come back here and make another post. Do that, and I will happily share with you some of the financial abundance with which the Lord has blessed me!
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Ovarian Cancer

            I was in Richmond, Virginia yesterday, picking up some Peanuts and checking the Home Depot for some laborers. Got the peanuts safely in the cab of the truck and half filled the trailer with wetbacks. I had a turkey with am the Hutchins kids named it 'Gus'.

            Anywho, I was going to give it to theis rotting female. I figured she could chop Gus's head off, strip his feathers and eat him for Thanksgiving. Being she is a negriss, use the head and the blood for one of their 'voo-doo' ceremonies to beg Satan to be cured. No one heard of her. Mosby Court, Creighton Court. Not a single jigaboo had ever heard of her. They were however, all looking for 'Crackers'. What is it with these savages and crackers?
            Well, I am home now, the family is beginning to prepare my Thanksgiving Feast just as God wanted it to be. Mandi and Sandi, such dutiful twin nieces are tending to my needs. It is funny, looking down upon them and seeing the tops of their heads bobbing, I really never know which is which.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8418

              #21
              Re: Ovarian Cancer

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Mandi and Sandi, such dutiful twin nieces...
              Awww! Those two are so cute, with their big gappy grins where their baby teeth fell out! Do give them my love.


              YiC
              Joanna
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • liberalnightmare
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2018
                • 11

                #22
                Re: Ovarian Cancer

                Lemme look in my spellbook, I'm sure there's a spell that will cure you!

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #23
                  Re: Ovarian Cancer

                  Originally posted by liberalnightmare View Post
                  Lemme look in my spellbook, I'm sure there's a spell that will cure you!
                  Dear, if you can prove even one of your silly spells magically alters the course of reality, I'll eat my hat and belch on youtube for your amusement.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • liberalnightmare
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2018
                    • 11

                    #24
                    Re: Ovarian Cancer

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Dear, if you can prove even one of your silly spells magically alters the course of reality, I'll eat my hat and belch on youtube for your amusement.
                    I'll prove my spells for you when Jesus himself comes back to Earth and performs magic tricks.

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                    • Elmer G. White
                      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 10274

                      #25
                      Re: Ovarian Cancer

                      Originally posted by liberalnightmare View Post
                      I'll prove my spells for you when Jesus himself comes back to Earth and performs magic tricks.

                      You won't be able to perform any spells! Months before the Return of Jesus, the Tribulations will have been going on and you'll be too busy gnawing your own tongue. There'll be no time for conjuring, nor will your inflamed and probably partly missing lingual apparatus be able to produce intelligible words.

                      Revelation 16:10
                      And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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