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  • BibleReader2231
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #16
    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    I’m not sure I understand the joke but based on Miss Moans’s reaction I will assume it was inappropriate and ignore it. I am a pure young lady mind you and I do not need to hear such toilet humor from non-Christians.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    • Mustafa Jihad2
      Unsaved trash
      Suspected terrorist
      • Mar 2019
      • 19

      #17
      Re: Flat Earth lmao

      Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
      Please, us ladies are present. We don't need to read your filth, thank you.
      If the word Ball has dirty connotations for you then the problem is in your mind. A ball is just a ball ��

      I was referring to the flat earth model. A Quarter with a dome and the sun and the moon floating like balls. This is what the flat earth movement has done to you:

      “And not an atom’s weight in the earth or in the sky escapeth your Lord, nor what is less than that or greater than that, but it is (written) in a clear Book” (Satanism 10:61)
      Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-07-2019, 01:03 PM. Reason: Giving the Devil his due.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Flat Earth lmao

        Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post
        If the word Ball has dirty connotations for you then the problem is in your mind. A ball is just a ball 🏀

        I was referring to the flat earth model. A Quarter with a dome and the sun and the moon floating like balls. This is what the flat earth movement has done to you:

        “And not an atom’s weight in the earth or in the sky escapeth your Lord, nor what is less than that or greater than that, but it is (written) in a clear Book” (Qur’an 10:61)
        Courtesy of Brother Bathfire and the LBC University.
        Attached Files
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: Flat Earth lmao

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
          Hutchins! You know how I hate to see waste, either with a person foolishly chasing a false religion like the mooslimes do or repetitive comments.
          Just send these heretics to the proper thread where all aspects are completely and irrefutably covered.
          https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427
          Sorry Pastor. I was caught up in the moment of clarity, sharing the gifts given to me. I'll be in your office tomorrow afternoon for acceptance of your divine guidance.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • OneFailure
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2018
            • 441

            #20
            Re: Flat Earth lmao

            The earth I'd not glst its round

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            • OneFailure
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2018
              • 441

              #21
              Re: Flat Earth lmao

              Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)

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              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2014
                • 565

                #22
                Re: Flat Earth lmao

                Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                Thd earth is not flat, its round. (I had to correct my spelling)
                Try again.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: Flat Earth lmao

                  Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                  Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)
                  It sure is round, right you are, very good!

                  Just like a coin, perfectly round and just as flat, with a few bumps like mountains.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Rabbi Shekelsberg
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 12

                    #24
                    Re: Flat Earth lmao

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    a coin
                    Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!
                    Last edited by Basilissa; 03-19-2019, 03:00 PM. Reason: Removed porn link

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                    • JamesH.B
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 54

                      #25
                      Re: Flat Earth lmao

                      Originally posted by Rabbi Shekelsberg View Post
                      Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!
                      Stop coveting our wealth, you greedy heathen. Don't you know what the Bible says about greed? Of course you don't, because you don't follow it. Here are some verses about greed and money that you really need to take a look at: Luke 12:15, 1 Corinthians 6:10, 1 Timothy 6:10, Proverbs 15:27, and Ecclesiastes 5:10. I hope you'll take these verses to heart and change your money-grubbing ways, but given your post history, I don't think you will.

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                      • OneFailure
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Aug 2018
                        • 441

                        #26
                        Re: Flat Earth lmao

                        Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                        Try again.
                        The Earth is not flat it's round


                        (Fixed it thanks)

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                        • OneFailure
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2018
                          • 441

                          #27
                          Re: Flat Earth lmao

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          It sure is round, right you are, very good!

                          Just like a coin, perfectly round and just as flat, with a few bumps like mountains.
                          It's not round like a coin ita round like a sphere

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                          • The Rev. Dwight Williams
                            True Christian™ and Honorary White Man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 77

                            #28
                            Re: Flat Earth lmao

                            Originally posted by MustBeOnDrugs View Post
                            Then go to space and look it yourself. You guys live in gate community with university you guys have cash rigth? Put together a couple millions, call Elon Musk and send Pastor Ezekiel to space with a camera and problem solved. If its round then you will have to accept the Quran.
                            It has been well established that Ellen Musk is a NASA stooge, and NASA has been infiltrated by liberals.

                            Go to space with a camera? As if them deviously liberal liberals ain’t hacked the camera with one of them fish eye lenses to make the atmosflat look round! Never misunderestimate their deviosity or the length they will go to “prove” their heresy.
                            Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #29
                              Re: Flat Earth lmao

                              Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                              It's not round like a coin ita round like a sphere
                              Prove it. My proof is the Bible, dictated by God, who made the Earth. Who would know better, Him or some soothsayer?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • OneFailure
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Aug 2018
                                • 441

                                #30
                                Re: Flat Earth lmao

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Prove it. My proof is the Bible, dictated by God, who made the Earth. Who would know better, Him or some soothsayer?
                                I'm not some soothsayer I'm saying what the vast majority believes in. Creationist scientists have proven that the earth Is round

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