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  • skinnytwotimes
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    • Sep 2008
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    #1

    Hi there.

    Im Andrew,20,from england,Im not gay,i AM rightwing,but you will most probabily hate me,but give me a go,hey.

    I have no religion,but i do have my values.....


    =)
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: Hi there.

    Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
    Im Andrew,20,from england,Im not gay,i AM rightwing,but you will most probabily hate me,but give me a go,hey.

    I have no religion,but i do have my values.....


    =)
    Welcome Andrew, to God's favorite forum. Jesus has brought you here for a reason. Glory!!

    Why would anyone hate you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • savinggraceless
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      • Sep 2008
      • 67

      #3
      Re: Hi there.

      Sadly I will guarantee you they will hate you. I suggest you get out before they start insulting you and damning you to hell for not following exactly what they believe.

      Best wishes!

      I myself is just about fed up with these people. They couldn't get anymore hippocriticial and its sad because they give Christianity a bad name.

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      • skinnytwotimes
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        • Sep 2008
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        #4
        Re: Hi there.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Welcome Andrew, to God's favorite forum. Jesus has brought you here for a reason. Glory!!

        Why would anyone hate you?
        Because im not christen,i like to argue,but i am fair,here hopeing you can deal with that!

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        • ExGay Alex
          Helping boys become upright model citizens
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 1295

          #5
          Re: Hi there.

          Dear Skinny Two Times, I think you will find that Saving Graceless is a bit "tetchy" because we found out that she was really a lesbian passing herself off as a conservative baptist. I don't think you have much to worry about. We are here to help.

          And a straight 20-something man in our midst might be some "new blood" that is always welcome. I personally am very happy you are here. Come in and have seat, take a load off. Coffee? Or are you the tea bag type? How about posting a picture of yourself?

          Peace be to you, fear not. Genesis 43:23.
          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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          • ExGay Alex
            Helping boys become upright model citizens
            True Christian™
            • May 2008
            • 1295

            #6
            Re: Hi there.

            Originally posted by savinggraceless View Post
            Sadly I will guarantee you they will hate you. I suggest you get out before they start insulting you and damning you to hell for not following exactly what they believe.

            Best wishes!

            I myself is just about fed up with these people. They couldn't get anymore hippocriticial and its sad because they give Christianity a bad name.
            Keep thy tongue from evil and they lips from speaking guile. Psalms 34:13.

            See also Providers 12:22.
            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hi there.

              Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
              Because im not christen,i like to argue,but i am fair,here hopeing you can deal with that!
              Well son, we are not a debate forum, so you might want to take a look HERE and HERE to save yourself any embarrassment.

              I will admonish you from the get-go that we do not suffer fools gladly here. We are here to praise Jesus. If you address your betters with respect and remember to always use proper American spelling, grammar and punctuation, then you'll get along just fine.

              If you can't abide by those basic rules, then you won't be here long.

              I'll be praying for you!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • savinggraceless
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                • Sep 2008
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                #8
                Re: Hi there.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Well son, we are not a debate forum
                That's a lie in and of itself. Take a look at every single thread Andrew and you'll find just about all of them are debating something. They thrive on it here.

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                • Jean Poole
                  Mother of 20
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 384

                  #9
                  Re: Hi there.

                  A debate suggests that either side could be right. However, we know that True Christians™ are guided by Jesus and so are always right.

                  What appears to be a "debate" is actually the True Christians™ rebuking and correcting the UnSaved Trash.
                  God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    • Dec 2006
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                    #10
                    Re: Hi there.

                    Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
                    I have no religion,but i do have my values.....
                    Welcome to the forum, but I have to say, that sentence absolutely perplexes me. It's impossible to have a moral compass without the Lord to guide you so I'm wondering if these "values" include murder, theft, and marihuana.
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                    • skinnytwotimes
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                      • Sep 2008
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                      #11
                      Re: Hi there.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I will admonish you from the get-go that we do not suffer fools gladly here. We are here to praise Jesus. If you address your betters with respect and remember to always use proper American spelling, grammar and punctuation, then you'll get along just fine.
                      I will use English,just like you do,that is where your language comes from. i would hardly call you my better's,and im glad you dont suffer fools,because im no fool.

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                      • Lord SamIam
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                        • Sep 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: Hi there.

                        Already you're proving you are having some trouble with proper capitalization and difficulty mastering the spacebar, especially after your excessive use of commas. SamIam

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                        • skinnytwotimes
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                          #13
                          Re: Hi there.

                          Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                          Already you're proving you are having some trouble with proper capitalization and difficulty mastering the spacebar, especially after your excessive use of commas. SamIam
                          Your words mean very little to me......

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                          • Lord SamIam
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                            #14
                            Re: Hi there.

                            Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
                            Your words mean very little to me......
                            I really couldn't care how you take my words. I'm not your keeper. By the way, this sentence is much more pleasing grammatically. Now, if only you'd been able to make it a solid statement instead of trailing off uncertainly with so many periods... SamIam

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hi there.

                              Originally posted by skinnytwotimes View Post
                              I will use English,just like you do,that is where your language comes from. i would hardly call you my better's,and im glad you dont suffer fools,because im no fool.
                              Boy, you are a fool if there ever was one.

                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                              Luke 24:25 Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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