[BibleReader2231]

Re: Seriously?

How come crazies are able to penetrate the walls of this godly forum so easily? I asked my Pa what a pastafarian is and he looked at me like I was insane. I then showed him what this person just posted on the forums and he said he was enraged because it sounds like a Hillary voter. I’m scared that people like this “pastafarian” guy exist.

[Isabella White]

Re: Seriously?

How come crazies are able to penetrate the walls of this godly forum so easily? I asked my Pa what a pastafarian is and he looked at me like I was insane. I then showed him what this person just posted on the forums and he said he was enraged because it sounds like a Hillary voter. I’m scared that people like this “pastafarian” guy exist.

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: We can be so grateful to have such Godly moderators here, at . Thanks to their fervent desire to stand bravely for the , any of those crazy intruders are zapped very quickly -- just as they will be on the Day of Judgment when they will be told to spend eternity in the pits of burning , which is exactly where they deserve to be.

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

Now, then, your dear Pa is right once again, as is to be expected! Those pastafarianistic people almost certainly always vote for anybody who is NOT Godly. I suspect they're a break-away cult of the Cathyolicks (with Italiano heritage) because of their love of spaghetti. And another favorite food of those people is pizza, and we all remember the scandal about the pizza parlour, don't we? A blessed day to you, dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Seriously?

Wow it all makes perfect sense now! Thank you Miss White and I hope you have a stupendously fabulous and blessed day dear sister. I hope I can grow up to be as smart as you some day.

Yours in Christ,

Maxine