[handmaiden]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

I'm taking all of your advice on board.

Just before I continue, is it frowned upon to listen to an audio version of the king James Bible?


Yours in Christ,


Rog.

Uh! Based on your ability to communicate here on our forum using the written word, one can only assume that you are able to read. (The grade level of your reading ability may be open for debate.)

Because you can read, therefore, you should read the Bible if you wish to participate in our discussions.

That is practically the only thing that we ask of people wishing to engage fully in our examination of the World's Most Important Book. Unfortunately, time after time after time, the Biblically illiterate swarm our lovely forum throwing their prose form of feces about in a distasteful attempt to communicate their pointless opinions about God, Jesus, Christianity and the Bible.

Don't be one of those individuals. Nobody cares about your opinion. Just tell us what you find when you read the Bible. You will probably assess the information incorrectly.

But, happily for you, we have read the whole Bible and will show you where you are wrong by citing another part of the Bible that you have chosen to ignore.


This, in essence, is the service that we provide here at otherwise known as the online portal to .

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Thank you for your kind and encouraging words. God's favourite forum this most definitely is.

My ultimate aim is to work my way up through the church and eventually become a Saint.

St. Stringpiece.

Rog.

Hi Rog,

I hope on your journey you find time to research the Baptist saints. (Hint: there aren't any). Why would anyone need any other authority than the perfect and complete word of God contained in the Bible? What you might find is blasphemous lists of names that include Negros and women, some of who are enjoying eternal torment as we speak - and in fact forever.

Nice chat.

Dr. Toole

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

I must apologise. I am a member at Beaver Lick Christian Church.

Hello Mr Pezzodifilo.


I am very curious to know why do you think that the activity of Beaver Licking is a better alternative than the Eucharist.


Also, can you tell me how your process of canonization will happen despite the fact your Church doesn't have a Pope?


Buona Giornata.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Also, can you tell me how your process of canonization will happen despite the fact your Church doesn't have a Pope?

Mr. Rovagnati, we have a Pope but he is called something different.