Hi, the name is Roger!

[Roger Stringpiece]

Roger Stringpiece to be precise.

My favourite verse from the Bible is as follows:


[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]I found Jesus only recently after engaging in various acts of sodomy and have since seen the error of my ways. I have repented. I hope I will be accepted in to your buxom[/COLOR].


Rog.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Roger Stringpiece to be precise.

My favourite verse from the Bible is as follows:


[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]
[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]I found Jesus only recently after engaging in various acts of sodomy and have since seen the error of my ways. I have repented. I hope I will be accepted in to your buxom[/COLOR].


Rog.

Clearly, demons infested your rectum during your many acts of sodomy and are now finding their way into your posts.


Deal with that.


Also, stick with the King James Version of the Bible for your quotes, and "buxom" is an adjective, not a noun, you boob.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Hello and a cautious to our Godly forum, dear!


As Sister Handmaiden has noted, you do seem to have rectal demons on your computer. I pray that it can be solved.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Such a wonderful verse, Mr. Roger, but why not use a Real Bible instead of some kind of esoteric ESP

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Roger Stringpiece to be precise.

My favourite verse from the Bible is as follows:

[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]

[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)][/COLOR]I found Jesus only recently after engaging in various acts of sodomy and have since seen the error of my ways. I have repented. I hope I will be accepted in to your buxom[/COLOR].

Rog.

Dear Miss Rog: To you, I extend a warm and hospitable We are always so pleased when eager persons make their way to our blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy, for this is a sure sign that they are seeking to learn how to avoid the eternal, raging fires of , which is so surely deserved. And, I must say, that there is no better place from where one can learn to live a life that is pleasing to Almighty than by being at .

Now, then, perhaps you could try improving your message of introduction for us. I mean, it does seem rather "dog's breakfast-ish", if you will catch my drift. What on Earth is all of that "code" that you have used in an attempt to clutter up ? And, surely, you can find other verses from the glorious that will be more suitable as a personal favorite? Please also remember to tell us what church you attend! May bless you as you forsake your life of disgusting sin and devilish debauchery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Now, then, perhaps you could try improving your message of introduction for us. I mean, it does seem rather "dog's breakfast-ish", if you will catch my drift. What on Earth is all of that "code" that you have used ...

It looks to me like something cut and pasted from one of those "incel" forums, which is borne out by the surname. "Stringpiece" reminds me very much of the age-old question, How long is a piece of string? As we all know, when one is in need of string any available pieces are invariably too short for purpose.

[Roger Stringpiece]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Dear Miss Rog: To you, I extend a warm and hospitable We are always so pleased when eager persons make their way to our blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy, for this is a sure sign that they are seeking to learn how to avoid the eternal, raging fires of , which is so surely deserved. And, I must say, that there is no better place from where one can learn to live a life that is pleasing to Almighty than by being at .

Now, then, perhaps you could try improving your message of introduction for us. I mean, it does seem rather "dog's breakfast-ish", if you will catch my drift. What on Earth is all of that "code" that you have used in an attempt to clutter up ? And, surely, you can find other verses from the glorious that will be more suitable as a personal favorite? Please also remember to tell us what church you attend! May bless you as you forsake your life of disgusting sin and devilish debauchery.

I must apologise. I am a member at Beaver Lick Christian Church. I am ready to broaden my horizons, hence why I have joined god's favourite forum.


Yours in Christ,


Rog.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Homerism is the number one sin. It's really hard to repent and be part of Jesus' beautiful like in heaven.

While you are working on repentance for homerism, perhaps this also would be a good time to own up to other sin. God already knows about them but we would like to know as well. Please proceed.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

I must apologise. I am a member at Beaver Lick Christian Church. I am ready to broaden my horizons, hence why I have joined god's favourite forum.

That's nice. You can start broadening your horizons by capitalizing "God."

I do look forward to reading more of your posts!

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

I must apologise. I am a member at Beaver Lick Christian Church. I am ready to broaden my horizons, hence why I have joined god's favourite forum.

Yours in Christ,

Rog.

Oh, I do thank you so kindly, dear Miss Rog, for the correction that you have provided, so nicely, for us. I am sure that I must have come across as being a fussy, old lady, but it's just my way, Dear. It's not that I'm being unnecessarily particular, but we do have our standards here at . And, one thing that I simply must insist is that you remember to capitalize the first letter of the word when referring to Almighty, and to glorious Son and , the . It may come as a surprise to you, but when the books of the blessed were being reviewed, the writers washed their quill pens each time they made a reference to , as a sign of respect to .

Now, then, as for your Baptist Church, I'm afraid that I am not familiar with Beaver Lick Baptist Church; no, not at all. I've been to services at Beaver Dam Baptist church, many years ago, and there was a Beaver Creek Church in the village not far from where my parents lived, but I've never heard of your church. Would you mind telling us a bit more about this house of worship? Do they study the , or do they follow one of those watered-down versions? Have you been in attendance there for long? And might I ask how you came to find us here?

We so look forward to having fellowship with you, Miss Rog. Feel free to browse around our many forums of interest, here at .

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Welcome Bob! Can I call you Bob? Super!
I'd simply love to hear about your stroll along the the ocean of life with Jesus at your side, the pure white sands under your feet and the moonlight glistening, the waves crashing in a glorious crescendo.

[Roger Stringpiece]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Thank you for your kind and encouraging words. God's favourite forum this most definitely is.

My ultimate aim is to work my way up through the church and eventually become a Saint.


St. Stringpiece.


Rog.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Thank you for your kind and encouraging words. God's favourite forum this most definitely is.

My ultimate aim is to work my way up through the church and eventually become a Saint.

St. Stringpiece.

Rog.

Dear Mr. Rog: Whilst it is encouraging to note that you are pleased that you have found your way to , I must inform you that we do not have any of that "saint" activity here at . And, that is because we are not a bound Cathyolick "church". If you are looking for that type of activity and hierarchy, you will not find it here. Oh, that's not to say that some of us don't think of certain members (and, most definitely, our pastor) as being saintly. Goodness, how ever on Earth could we not think so, when we are blessed to have such a strong group of dedicated, devoted servants of the and , , in our midst? However, as for the type of sainthood that you are looking for, you shan't find it here, so there is no sense in wasting your time looking for it.

I so hope that you will not mind my asking, but how are you finding your daily devotional time to be, Dear? Are you making sure that you are devoting plenty of time to studying, carefully, the glorious ? Should you have any questions about the blessed Scriptures, please feel free to ask. You won't find a better preacher anywhere than our beloved . I'm sure that he, and many of of our other senior menfolk, would be only too happy to help you, as you walk with the in service, on a daily basis here, at .

[Dana723]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

Mr Stringbean. You look a lot like the former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Do you remember him? Judging by your use of the UK English spelling of favorite as "favourite", there's a chance you must be a Canadian then?

I believe he is more of a man about the house. Perhaps he is English?

[Roger Stringpiece]

Re: Hi, the name is Roger!

I'm taking all of your advice on board.

Just before I continue, is it frowned upon to listen to an audio version of the king James Bible?


Yours in Christ,


Rog.