[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Does PETA know about this?

Oh, I have no doubt that PETA is aware of this, Dear. They seem to be involved anywhere they can stick their nosy noses. Goodness; that reminds me of a time when I was visiting my sister (Agatha) up in that acious Toronto. The PETA people were protesting outside of a furrier in the Yorkville area. Angela and I were doing a bit of shopping after having lunch at a lovely cafe, when we heard this horrid noise from across the street. There they were: the PETA protesters, yelling and marching in front of the fur salon, with police monitoring the situation. Some of the protesters were waving bear traps in the air, and one of them lost the grip of the trap and it hit a police officer in the face! So, you can imagine how outraged they would be at the situation with those pigs running into the sea.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

You never back up any of your outlandish claims with scripture.
Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

but i am the alpha mail

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

Yup, like I said:

I applaud you, Sister Handmaiden, for your seemingly infinite patience... Yet, I cannot stop thinking of Matthew 7:6.

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

I weep knowing that you have took time to compose not one but now two posts filled with helpful instructions, and yet this swine will do nothing but trample your pears with his feet.

This particular swine is exceptionally incapable of thinking.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

You aren't going to reply then, I see, all cowards behind a keyboard, just changing my avatar to the perverted images on your hard drives, disgusting. You are all going to hell.

You never back up any of your outlandish claims with scripture.
Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?


Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

You have no evidence Issy, now go and remove the makeup you showed us and put on a less revealing top.

Umm, pray tell, Mr. Shorty ... just exactly how many Infraction Notices are you hoping to get today?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Silly assumptions? Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Booty; my words are based on evidence, due to your behavior here and how it conflicts terribly with the teachings of the glorious . It is not our fault that you refuse to see that we are trying to help you to avoid the eternal fires of .
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Me big alpha mail.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

I suppose then that is your choice to be make silly silly assumptions then Mrs.White.

Silly assumptions? Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Booty; my words are based on evidence, due to your blasphemous behavior here, and how it conflicts terribly with the teachings of the glorious . It is not our fault that you refuse to see that we are trying to help you to avoid the eternal fires of .
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

I applaud you, Sister Handmaiden, for your seemingly infinite patience... Yet, I cannot stop thinking of Matthew 7:6.


Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.


I weep knowing that you have took time to compose not one but now two posts filled with helpful instructions, and yet this swine will do nothing but trample your pears with his feet.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

All right, Mr. BSU, it is time for some plain talk.

You have not yet mastered how to engage properly with others here at Landover Baptist Church Forum.


You regularly and continuously puff up yourself with such references as "loyal and alpha male" yet presume to lecture respected members of our church community regarding their levels of maturity or degree of propriety.


This would not sit well in virtually any community or society in the world wherein a newcomer enters the communal space and attempts to dominate the public discourse.


Furthermore, you have made no genuine attempt to participate in the stated purpose of our public discourse. We exist as a community to shine a light onto the Holy Bible so that a dark and misguided world can see its reality and be motivated to change.


Despite your bombastic statements regarding this most noteworthy text, you clearly know little about it and have no driving impetus to help others to examine it fully.


You care about yourself, your avatar, your bizarre construct of a persona and castigating others. You have ZERO moral authority here and have demonstrated no intellect or religious zeal worth engaging.


You are like a disagreeable little dog peeing on everything within leg lifting distance that is under the severe delusion that dousing everything around him with his reek somehow makes those urine soaked items his own possessions.


You own nothing here. Excepting perhaps your reputation, which was of your own making. . . And that didn't go very well, did it?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

You aren't going to reply then, I see, all cowards behind a keyboard, just changing my avatar to the perverted images on your hard drives, disgusting. You are all going to hell.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Please stop changing my avatars to unholy things, it is childish. I pray that you all mature and find God.

P.S. Mrs.White in the photo of yourself that you posted in a white top (post number #149), I find your makeup exceptionally whorish and unholy. You may be wise to remove it.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Kindly refrain from playing silly games, Mr. Snorty. Our dear Sister Mitza is not to be messed with. You might think you can fool the good people here at , but I am afraid that the last laugh will be on you!

I Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"
From the very start, you have attempted to ignore the teachings that we have been bringing to you, as we have toiled tirelessly to help you to see your need of the . Just the fact that you arrived here using a photo of Raoul Moat shows how you have had no intention of being truly serious about the Things of . Really, Mr. Moat Mr. Booty, do you think we will believe that you have even the slightest interest in donating copies of the ?

I suppose then that is your choice to be make silly silly assumptions then Mrs.White.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

Bold of you to assume that I haven't and don't still donate bibles. I have donated a vast number in a bid to help those less fortunate and save them from a most slippery slope.

Kindly refrain from playing silly games, Mr. Snorty. Our dear Sister Mitza is not to be messed with. You might think you can fool the good people here at , but I am afraid that the last laugh will be on you!

I Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"
From the very start, you have attempted to ignore the teachings that we have been bringing to you, as we have toiled tirelessly to help you to see your need of the . Just the fact that you arrived here using a photo of Raoul Moat shows how you have had no intention of being truly serious about the Things of . Really, Mr. Moat Mr. Booty, do you think we will believe that you have even the slightest interest in donating copies of the ?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Hi - how's the intro going?

Still interested in any bibles you can donate; they'll find their way where they can do the most good. Did you know in Africa there are people dying of thirst? Jesus reminded us how God provides for the birds and would like to help the Africans, too. Sadly they reject His offers of water preferring to murder one another instead. Some of them have never heard of Jesus. If we can get them to accept Bibles maybe we can get them to dig a well or at least what water is produced into more hands than demon-possessed potentates and deranged pirates.

If you don't have any Bibles, perhaps you could think about a water gift for Africa? It's not God's intention that we keep our blessings to ourselves.

John 7:37-38 In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

Water goes stagnant during transport "Mitza Lizalor" (an interesting name, I would be most interested to find the origin of it) Bold of you to assume that I haven't and don't still donate bibles. I have donated a vast number in a bid to help those less fortunate and save them from a most slippery slope.