[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I had already prayed, Mrs Etheldreda however I shall pray again. Also many thanks for being my friend, you are a great one!

You're a very quick man. No wonder you're having troubles keeping a wife. Try again dear, and this time focus on Jesus, not your own reward. If you must, think about baseball, the stock market, or your grandmother to help you slow down and focus on the task at hand.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Did you pray first? You replied so quickly, I don't think you could have had time to pray about it. Try praying now. Pray hard. Pray in earnestness. Pray Jesus shows you where to go. Then listen to Him and obey.

I had already prayed, Mrs Etheldreda however I shall pray again. Also many thanks for being my friend, you are a great one!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mrs Etheldreda, I see no option to change it besides altering my "additional information". Do I need to contact an administrator? I have looked really really hard and clicked through all of the settings on my User Control Panel.

Did you pray first? You replied so quickly, I don't think you could have had time to pray about it. Try praying now. Pray hard. Pray in earnestness. Pray Jesus shows you where to go. Then listen to Him and obey.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

You can change your info on your public profile page. Please look harder. Prayer should be your guide.

Mrs Etheldreda, I see no option to change it besides altering my "additional information". Do I need to contact an administrator? I have looked really really hard and clicked through all of the settings on my User Control Panel.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mrs. White,


I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

You can change your info on your public profile page. Please look harder. Prayer should be your guide.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Ditto "God Bless!", a sign-off expression normally uttered only by Mormon wives on their utterly banal blogs about nail-varnish.

I am not a mormon wife Joanna. I am a Christian alpha male.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

Ditto "God Bless!", a sign-off expression normally used only by Mormon wives on their utterly banal blogs about nail-varnish.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Wonderful! Please share with us the insights God led you to while you engaged in a deep study of the Biblical concept of meekness. Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

I feel it has helped me to be gentle when dealing with the morons in my local churches. I simply state facts to them, I do not extend hatred or foulness. I am meek when I deal with them and explain and publicise the truths and simple facts that without understanding the Lord's verses as HE intended, with their "interpretations" of his words mincing them and mashing them to try and form convoluted silly statements, they will simply end up in the pits of . No ifs, no buts, this is simply how it is and how the Lord has stated it to be. Hope you can agree.


God bless!

[handmaiden]

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Already have studied


God bless!

Wonderful! Please share with us the insights God led you to while you engaged in a deep study of the Biblical concept of meekness. Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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We already covered this when we referenced Moses, but let's try again.


Matthew 5:5

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth


Now, are you saying that you don't want to be meek or that you can never be meek? Why do you object to receive any blessing from The Lord? And without looking it up, can you tell us the setting for this Biblical declaration?


As for your claim that you typed out all those verses from Revelation one keystroke at a time. . . First, you might wish to engage in a little copy and paste (and study) of Exodus, specifically the 20th chapter. Second, that isn't the sort of claim that impresses us. Only John of Patmos had no need to copy. None of us here feels a need to outdo him.


I actually feel a bit of sympathy for him. The visions that he endured, writing all that down, one character at a time. . .It must have taken a lot out of him.

Already have studied


God bless!

[handmaiden]

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I assure you sister, that I am anything but meek.

We already covered this when we referenced Moses, but let's try again.


Matthew 5:5

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth


Now, are you saying that you don't want to be meek or that you can never be meek? Why do you object to receive any blessing from The Lord? And without looking it up, can you tell us the setting for this Biblical declaration?


As for your claim that you typed out all those verses from Revelation one keystroke at a time. . . First, you might wish to engage in a little copy and paste (and study) of Exodus, specifically the 20th chapter. Second, that isn't the sort of claim that impresses us. Only John of Patmos had no need to copy. None of us here feels a need to outdo him.


I actually feel a bit of sympathy for him. The visions that he endured, writing all that down, one character at a time. . .It must have taken a lot out of him.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Indeed, Sister. The only other logical explanation is that Moses wrote about his death after his death. Depending on the time lapsed, it might have been a difficult feat to achieve for his rotting corpse.

He may not have been rotting though. He was still able to talk with Jesus a millennium and a half later

Mark 9:2, 4-5
And after six days Jesus taketh with him Peter, and James, and John, and leadeth them up into an high mountain apart by themselves: and he was transfigured before them … And there appeared unto them Elias with Moses: and they were talking with Jesus. And Peter answered and said to Jesus, Master, it is good for us to be here: and let us make three tabernacles; one for thee, and one for Moses, and one for Elias.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Everyone, this is exactly what God frowns on, sassy back talking. A True Christian™ knows how to talk to God or a Pastor.
Ephesians 6:1
Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

Romans 13
1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.

6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

8 Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

10 Love worketh no ill to his neighbour: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

11 And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed.

12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light.

13 Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying.

14 But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.

Dear Pastor,


I profusely apologise, I hope my latest introduction is an improvement in some form. If not, then I would please ask for guidance.


God bless!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.

If you'd edited out all the repetition, deviance and complaining, this thread would be a lot shorter. But I suppose it is good to leave those things here, if only as a warning to others of how not to behave.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Oh, I wish I could help you here, Mr. Uccello, but I'm afraid that I know nothing about the "computerized" goings-on here. Goodness; I have enough trouble just firing up my own computer. If you don't see an option to edit your profile, then, really, I have no idea why that is so. Perhaps one of our friendly, helpful moderators will see this and respond to your concerns.

As for your account being hacked, I have my doubts. One thing that I do know is that our beloved website is protected by self!

Thank you Mrs.White for your help, it is most kind especially considering my prior ignorance. I hope my most recent and reflected upon introduction is better.


God bless!