[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Dear Mr. Uccello: It is obvious that you care not for the fate of your eternal soul, a.k.a. punishment in eternal , but that is your choice. You have been with us for, what, all of two days now? And, the majority of your postings have been insulting to the fine people who have welcomed you and treated you so very graciously.

I must make one thing very clear: Your obsession with mis-behaving at will, undoubtedly, find you in a place that's known as "Quarantine", or -- worse -- you could find yourself banned permanently. I will say no more, but I do hope that I have made this abundantly clear to you.

I am deeply sorry Mrs. White but I cannot help myself! My mommy spanked me until I was 17 and my daddy watched from the closet.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mary you are so right, I keep filling my dirty socks with my shame and sin because I can't find a woman who will look at me. But then I sniff them and I kind of like it.

Dear Mr. Uccello: It is obvious that you care not for the fate of your eternal soul, a.k.a. punishment in eternal , but that is your choice. You have been with us for, what, all of two days now? And, the majority of your postings have been insulting to the fine people who have welcomed you and treated you so very graciously.

I must make one thing very clear: Your obsession with mis-behaving at will, undoubtedly, find you in a place that's known as "Quarantine", or -- worse -- you could find yourself banned permanently. I will say no more, but I do hope that I have made this abundantly clear to you.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

That's a curious assertion, given your post only yesterday:

Joanna I will have you know I have had worse luck finding my ball sack under my enormous gut in the past couple of days and I'm starting to cry.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Mary you ignorant slut, I have a fulfilled wife who knows her place, unlike yourself.

That's a curious assertion, given your post only yesterday:

The woman I was set to marry, I'm afraid to say, was just not enough of a christian for me. To add to this, I heard her say no to a man. All I ask is for a woman who knows her place and will honour her duties and her man as well as our lord. As you can see from my profile picture, I have a stature and youth which I think you will find appealing. But rest assured, I am not like other young bozos who do not know anything about the lord and live in vain. As you can see in my introduction, I am a strong christian. Praise be with you.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

A wise man would pray for some stamina, so he can find and keep a wife.

Mary you are so right, I keep filling my dirty socks with my shame and sin because I can't find a woman who will look at me. But then I sniff them and I kind of like it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Mary, I am currently focusing on praying to God, asking him to use his infinite powers and wisdom to restore both yours and Joanna's hairlines.

A wise man would pray for some stamina, so he can find and keep a wife.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Couldn't even get your prayer up this time, I see. What a shame.


Nevertheless, your suffering in Hell will yet glorify the LORD.


\o/

Mary, I am currently focusing on praying to God, asking him to use his infinite powers and wisdom to restore both yours and Joanna's hairlines.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Oh, my word and honor, Mr. Uccello! I am utterly and completely horrified to read that you would think nothing of so savagely attacking innocent children and women. I had hoped that you would be seeking the truthfully by now, after having had so many interactions with the fine people at . But, I can see that it is more than obvious that your latest statements show you are in the same category as any other thug on the dark streets of inner cities.

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying these terrible things, especially when you have made your way to to seek out the friendship and fellowship of some of ' finest servants!

I'll leave you with this photo of the , surrounded by children. Does this look like He would approve of the way in which you've presented yourself so disgracefully, Mr Uccello?

Looks like hes got the little fellow in a fatal headlock there Mrs.White

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Whoever gave me this "beta male" award should be well aware that I have the God given ability to drop kick both small children and below average sized women over small fences and as such could completely pummel anyone in hand to hand combat. After all please refer to Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."

Oh, my word and honor, Mr. Uccello! I am utterly and completely horrified to read that you would think nothing of so savagely attacking innocent children and women. I had hoped that you would be seeking the truthfully by now, after having had so many interactions with the fine people at . But, I can see that it is more than obvious that your latest statements show you are in the same category as any other thug on the dark streets of inner cities.

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying these terrible things, especially when you have made your way to to seek out the friendship and fellowship of some of ' finest servants!

I'll leave you with this photo of the , surrounded by children. Does this look like He would approve of the way in which you've presented yourself so disgracefully, Mr Uccello?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Whoever handed me this "beta male" award would be most wise to come clean... Unless they wish to feel the Lord's full force and might for insulting one of his more Alpha troops! I will allow you to private message me a confession so as to avoid your embarrassment in front of my like minded brothers and sisters...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Mary stop replying so quickly and tend to your husband please before I come and drop kick your first born. Was it you who keeps giving me these awards, changing my name and giving me infractions? I notice you have been acting hard to get...

Couldn't even get your prayer up this time, I see. What a shame.


Nevertheless, your suffering in Hell will yet glorify the LORD.


\o/

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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<blah blah blah> Joanna <more blah blah blah>.

You seem to have no social skills whatsoever. I think you mean "Mrs Lytton-Vasey".

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Should Jesus be calling together a dodge ball team, I'm sure He'll think of you appropriately, dear. Real men on the other hand protect and provide for their women and children; they don't boot them over the fence. Goodness, how could one expect a woman to make a decent sandwich and keep a clean kitchen with both arms broken and having to tend to mangled children?

Mary stop replying so quickly and tend to your husband please before I put my mommy's bra on over my tee-shirt and prance around feeling very dandy. Was it you who keeps giving me these awards, changing my name and giving me infractions? I notice you have been acting hard to get...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Whoever gave me this "beta male" award should be well aware that I have the God given ability to drop kick both small children and below average sized women over small fences and as such could completely pummel anyone in hand to hand combat. After all please refer to Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."

Should Jesus be calling together a dodge ball team, I'm sure He'll think of you appropriately, dear. Real men on the other hand protect and provide for their women and children; they don't boot them over the fence. Goodness, how could one expect a woman to make a decent sandwich and keep a clean kitchen with both arms broken and having to tend to mangled children?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Whoever gave me this "beta male" award should be well aware that I have the God given ability to drop kick both small children and below average sized women over small fences and as such could completely pummel anyone in hand to hand combat. After all please refer to Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."