[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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And for those wondering, my name derives from the English name "Bost" as far as I have been told. I am certainly not Italian or Dutch! Pure Alabamian here!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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The Uccello part sounds more Eyetalian, doesn't it?

I admit I'm not interested enough to google who that is, but you must admit, Sister - nice muscles there on that fellow!

Thank you sister, I am very thankful of the muscles and body the Lord has blessed me with. I am unsure of who this french sounding man is, but rest assured it is not I. I regret decorating my room is such a colour now as this monster of a man? I suppose I could not have expected any better from a Frenchman?

[Basilissa]

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Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

The Uccello part sounds more Eyetalian, doesn't it?

this situation is abundantly appalling, especially when considering the photo that Mr. Uccello is using. It is very similar to one that I found when I was researching information about the Raoul Moat person that sister Dana mentioned. I'll attach the photo here:

I admit I'm not interested enough to google who that is, but you must admit, Sister - nice muscles there on that fellow!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Greetings,

Hello Joanna,


I am sincerely sorry for any offence I have unintentionally caused and have no ill will, I consider you all friends as this is the first Christian site I have felt truly welcome in with my ideology and who do not fear to believe what is TRULY written as the Lord intended it. I am just thankful of the body that God has created for me. I have no idea who this "Raoul Moat" person is you speak of, is he a Frenchman? I most certainly am not! However, I do not wish to offend my new friends here, I feel so welcome. Please accept my profound apologies. I have changed my avatar. Again apologies brothers and sisters.

[Isabella White]

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Hello, and welcome! I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat, but as he was a mice-eating, steroid-using fugitive who killed himself in 2011, and you seem to be a fine, upstanding young Christian man, it is possible I am wrong. I look forward to reading your contributions to this forum!

Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

I have to say that your avatar is decidedly below the standards of these Godly forums. It is frankly repulsive and I think Sister Dana hit the nail on the head when she said, "I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat". Bearing in mind your extremely low status here, perhaps you would care to replace it with something more honest and less obscene?

Dear above! Last evening, I noticed the message that was left so kindly by dear Sister Dana, but it was late at night and I was half asleep. I had just finished watching that tedious Demonrat convention show, and then I realized that I had not shut down the computer. So, being tired, I did not give much thought, at the time, to Dana's posting. And, just now, having read the message by our beloved Sister Joanna; well, I just had to re-read Dana's message.

I must say that I am alarmed and horrified by the thoughts of someone using an obscene avatar on . Not only do we have our standards to uphold here at , but this situation is abundantly appalling, especially when considering the photo that Mr. Uccello is using. It is very similar to one that I found when I was researching information about the Raoul Moat person that sister Dana mentioned. I'll attach the photo here:



Now, I think most people can see that the similarity is not just striking (in a coincidental sort of way), but that the photos appear to be taken in the very same room! Then, after having found that, I looked a bit further at some other information, and I've found this article, which shows an exact match of the photo that is used by Mr. Uccello. And, it contains distressing details about a very upsetting situation!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...her-Brown.html

So, then, Mr. Uccello, as I am sure you are reading this, perhaps you would care to explain this to the servants of the ? If you are such a fine, upstanding servant of Almighty, as you've suggested, then might I ask why on Earth you have used a photo of a murderer on our blessed site? I'm afraid that I cannot speak as to how this may very strongly affect your case that is presently under review in our Department of Faith, but something tells me that you are not going to be honored with a tea party!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello and a cautious welcome to you. Boost is a curious name - are you a Dutchman?

I have to say that your avatar is decidedly below the standards of these Godly forums. It is frankly repulsive and I think Sister Dana hit the nail on the head when she said

I could swear you look just like Raoul Moat

Bearing in mind your extremely low status here, perhaps you would care to replace it with something more honest and less obscene?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Welcome friend! You look familiar. I think I saw you at the rest stop on I-80 having your jack worked by a young man.

What are you insinuating James? Is this because I didn't reply to your "Hi" earlier? I apologise friend. Thank you for your warm welcome brother. God bless.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! You look familiar. I think I saw you at the rest stop on I-80 having your jack worked by a young man.

[Basilissa]

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Excellent point, dear Sister! Moses' role as God's amanuensis is fascinating. Writing about his own death, no doubt foretold to him by The Lord, must have been very difficult.

Indeed, Sister. The only other logical explanation is that Moses wrote about his death after his death. Depending on the time lapsed, it might have been a difficult feat to achieve for his rotting corpse.

[handmaiden]

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You can tell how humble Moses was, because when he wrote that verse, he decided he was so unimportant that he put the whole sentence in parenthesis.

That's True Christian™ humbleness in a nutshell.

Excellent point, dear Sister! Moses' role as God's amanuensis is fascinating. Writing about his own death, no doubt foretold to him by The Lord, must have been very difficult.

[Basilissa]

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Furthermore, for someone who claims to put the Bible up "on a pedestal", you may wish to consider bringing it down from there and actually perusing its pages.

Numbers 12:3
(Now the man, Moses, was very meek above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)

What this verse teaches those who respect the Bible is that humility is a trait to be sought in prayer. Moses was the embodiment of this quality, and thus he was chosen by Our Lord to speak with upon the Mount Sinai and given the physical manifestation of the Law.

You can tell how humble Moses was, because when he wrote that verse, he decided he was so unimportant that he put the whole sentence in parenthesis.

That's True Christian™ humbleness in a nutshell.

[handmaiden]

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I must say I am weary of answering to just another brick in Donald's wall as it is so eloquently stated. However, as a highly masculine alpha male I do appreciate "Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." I am sure that my stature given to me by the Lord explains this? I own 7 guns on my last count however I often ask if they are necessary with my God given stature! (An obvious joke of course I would never question MY right to bear arms)

You may indeed be weary, but as Brother Gonzalez is an approved True Christian(tm) here at and you are designated as "Unsaved Trash" for the time being, you may wish to brush on your etiquette.


Furthermore, for someone who claims to put the Bible up "on a pedestal", you may wish to consider bringing it down from there and actually perusing its pages.

Numbers 12:3
(Now the man, Moses, was very meek above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)


What this verse teaches those who respect the Bible is that humility is a trait to be sought in prayer. Moses was the embodiment of this quality, and thus he was chosen by Our Lord to speak with upon the Mount Sinai and given the physical manifestation of the Law.


Indeed, the only man ever to equal Moses in his humility is Our Dear President Trump. No doubt, you recall how ill at ease he was when Vice President Pence publicly(and lavishly) proclaimed him as humble. I am sure that Donald didn't enjoy that moment one bit.


Now, our dear Brother Gonzalez, in characterizing himself as "another brick in the wall" is doing so to Our Lord, (not you) in accordance to Psalm 10:12


Arise, O Lord, O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble.


In addition to those two verses, there are countless others advising, praising, and even warning of the need to be humble. And when we ask you to share a verse or two from The Holy Bible, we are not asking you to "favor one" verse over any other. We are asking to see if you actually know--or for that matter--maintain any real enthusiasm for-- the most well-read book in the history of humankind.


Thus far, we have learned of your enthusiasm for yourself. . . As well as your disdain for acknowledged members of our community.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Welcome then, Christian. You are among friends here. Alabama is a fine place and, in fact, many of my own ancestors moved to Alabama to help bring Jesus and cleanse the area of savages, though they had the good sense to come to Texas for good to deal with the Mexican menace. We were successful, but sadly the Mexican hoards are returning to be Democrats. But I digress.

Do give us your testimony. How many are your sons? What revolver do you favor? What are you doing for Jesus? Are you in funds?

Again, welcome and God Bless!

I sure feel I am among friends at last Alvin! Don't get me started on the mexican swarms, I pray for their removal.


I unfortunately had to break off with my fiance, she was not christian enough for me it emerged. I hope the Lord will bless me with strong sons in time with a woman who knows her duties and place. My favoured revolver at the moment for concealed carry is the Ruger Super Redhawk. I spread the good word for Jesus however my nearby churches are full of the damned with their weak feeble minded own interpretations of the good words of our Lord. I am pressing that they see it AS the Lord intended, or else they shall be dealt with. My funds are great, I have been blessed with opportunities to rightfully earn masses.


How about yourself brother?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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I will have you know Dana, that my stature is natural thank you very much.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi