[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

I get as much Chinese influence as I can stand when I smell the Chinese carryout that my unsaved accountant sometimes brings into the office when he works late and watch him eat it with what look like giant tweezers that have become separated from each other.

Oh dear sweet pastor! It's obvious you're a strongly normal heterosexual man and shouldn't know this. Those are knitting needles the nips eat with!

[Nobar King]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

I eat my chinese food with a fork like a good American.

[Hu Lao]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Do you have many coloreds in chinkyland?

Only time am see black people is imported television.

I think not. Feng shui is the ancient oriental art of arranging your furniture so that the devil can move around more easily.

Who is provide SO false information?

I eat my chinese food with a fork like a good American.

I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!

Don't you people eat with wooden sticks? I think sticks were used as one of the first weapons.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

I am think you mean "like a good BARBARIAN". Eating with weapons SO violent!

Excuse me, the entire world eats with forks, so you might want to open your eyes and see what is going on in the world around you.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Only time am see black people is imported television.

Sounds like Canada.

But we have friggin Eskimos everwhere. 8 in my house alone.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Who is provide SO false information?

Sorry, Doctor Who, but it's a known fact that feng shui is satanic. Even these liberals admit it.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Ah, come on folks. The Chinese aren't so bad. They did a pretty good job of building the railroads and doing our laundry. And thanks to their child labor and work prison camps, we get to enjoy good cheap lead-filled plastic toys and formaldehyde-enhanced toothpaste at Wal-Mart.

I used to be friends with a Chink inmate when I was committed to the Happydale Home for the Severely Disturbed. He gave me the nickname "Huangbadan." Not sure what that means - maybe it's Chinese for "Buford."

So I'm real pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ni Hao. That is, just as long as you stay over on your side of the Pacific and don't come over here to Texas - we already have a problem with overpopulation of beaners who are taking away our good-paying jobs at McDonald's and Home Depot, so I don't think we got room for 10 billion Chinese.

I just got a question I've been meaning to ask one of little fellers: Does all that squinting give you guys headaches?

So I for one welcome you to our little forum. You can learn a lot here from folks living in the Greatest Country in the World. By the way, does anybody know if you can catch Sars or Aids through the Internet? Maybe I need to wear rubber gloves, a face mask and a condom when talking to these foreigners online.

Praise Jesus,
Buford

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Hu Lao are you are woman or a man?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Hu Lao are you are woman or a man

With the slants it's hard to tell. Even they don't know sometimes.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

With the slants it's hard to tell. Even they don't know sometimes.

Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .

Are you threatening us, boy?!? Well, just try and get close to any school in Freehold and see what happens to you. I've already sent a copy of your threat to the DOF. I'd open my door if anybody knocks, unless you were thinking of getting a new door anyway. We'll come visit you at GITMO!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Why do you always mock people's physical traits.People like you are the chief reason why there are mass school shootings .

Wrong again boy. The reason for school shootings is that satan uses his goth minions to wreak havoc. Havoc is satan's middle name.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

Wrong again boy. The reason for school shootings is that satan uses his goth minions to wreak havoc. Havoc is satan's middle name.

No,shootings occur when people like you perpetually abuse a person physically or psychologically.It has nothing to do with Satan.Moreover,not all of them are gothic or emo.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ni Hao, Landover

No,shootings occur when people like you perpetually abuse a person physically or psychologically.It has nothing to do with Satan.Moreover,not all of them are gothic or emo.

Listen boy; Bringing the Light of Jesus into people's sinful lives is my God-given duty. I would literally do anything it takes to drag a sinner onto the path to Salvation(c). Abuse would be with holding God's Holy Words from scum like you.

And I would ask you to back up your ridiculous statement that goth/emo scum aren't behind these school shootings. Because I don't believe a word you colored boys say. You people lie the way I change my socks (every hour).