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I am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
Are there any Christian chinks? Please leave if you don't love Jesus.Originally posted by Hu Lao View PostI am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
hello ping pong! Are you related to shitoshi?Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
Dear friend:
Thank you for your introduction, but we are not interested in Chinese influence. As True Christian™ True Republican™ Americans, we already follow the culture blessed by Jesus, and we will not insult Him by adopting another. I get as much Chinese influence as I can stand when I smell the Chinese carryout that my unsaved accountant sometimes brings into the office when he works late and watch him eat it with what look like giant tweezers that have become separated from each other.
Yours in Christ's abundant love,
IsaacThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
Can I suggest that you get as much said as soon as possible - when the Secret Police come, I doubt your first thought will be Christian repentance.sigpic
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Your name is Who? Doesn't that get confusing?Comment
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A person with that name and a doctorate (which an awful lot of Chinese seem to have) would be Doctor Who, which is plainly an allusion to that fag-enabling British TV show. Has the DOF been alerted?Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
Just because you got lots of hugs, peace & jollies at the olympics does NOT mean that we will be so glad to see you here rice rocket. We are here solely to extend the influence of Jesus Christ. We are not interested in your chink superstitions and philosophies here, no siree bob. You would do well to get washed in the blood of the lamb before we go much further.Originally posted by Hu Lao View PostI am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?Comment
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Greetings Friend,Originally posted by Hu Lao View PostI am come to forum for extend greetings and bring Chinese influence.
Also am hope make many friend and enjoy time.
I am glad that you can take some time out your busy schedule making cheep shoes for to talk to us on the internets. I understand Christianity is making great inroads into your Great Godless, hellbound country. Is this true?
YIC
BJ Tabor
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Chinese people eat Tofu and drink soy sauce which causes genital shrinkage, turns their skin yellow and makes them grow breasts. Sometimes the women grow breasts tooThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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This is just another one of Hitoshi's communist pals I'll bet.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ni Hao, Landover
We are have Christian same as West.Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
Okay, SO rude greeting. You not even spell name in correct manner.Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
I think you are change mind once see good effects of feng shui brought here!Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Why Western greetings SOOOOO confusing? Are make little to no sense ALL time.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
First, you are need learn proper spellings. Second, "Hu" is family name. "Lao" is name answered to by me. Chinese are put family name before personal.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
I am have absolute NO thought on what this mean.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Why Western barbarian are wash in blood of lamb? Is make for gross odor and nasty feelings.Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
Unsure, but am have great appreciation for polite greeting!Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
What? Chinese woman is beauty of nature and we are not all eat tofu ALL time. Soy sauce I am enjoy on ALL meal, though.Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
Huh? Hitoshi? Is sound like Japanese, who invade China and bring many evils in War of the World II.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThis is just another one of Hitoshi's communist pals I'll bet.
As for communism, I am not share info.Comment
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Do you have many coloreds in chinkyland?Attached FilesCome climb my mountains.Comment
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I think not. Feng shui is the ancient oriental art of arranging your furniture so that the devil can move around more easily.Originally posted by Hu Lao View PostI think you are change mind once see good effects of feng shui brought here!This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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