Hello to the Good People of the Landover Baptist Church

[Phony Tony Fauci]

Hi, I'm Tony. I'm a physician who, for the past 36 years, has led the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. I have advised six Presidents on combating illness from infectious diseases including AIDS and COVID.


I was born a Catholic, but I am not active in the Church anymore. I'm less enamored of organized religion than I am with the principles of humanity and goodness to mankind and doing the best that you can. However, I credit the Jesuit instruction I received as a major influence on the person I am today--in particular, the Catholic emphasis on social justice has had a profound effect on me. I certainly believe that Jesus expressed many fine sentiments in the Gospels.


My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 5:44, in which Jesus said, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you." I am sure this is one of your favorite verses, too.

[Martha Chump]

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My favorite Bible verse is Matthew 5:44, in which Jesus said, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you." I am sure this is one of your favorite verses, too.

Don't be so presumptuous!


Have you ensured you hate your parents, wife, kids, even yourself, Doctor?


Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[Phony Tony Fauci]

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Don't be so presumptuous!


Have you ensured you hate your parents, wife, kids, even yourself, Doctor?


Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Deuteronomy 27:16 Cursed be he that setteth light by his father or his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.


Proverbs 10:2: Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins.


Ephesians 6:1: Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise.


I do not hate anyone. I miss my parents a great deal, and I love and am proud of my wife and daughters. Do you think Jesus hated his father?

[Martha Chump]

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Deuteronomy 27:16 Cursed be he that setteth light by his father or his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Dishonoring and hating your parents are two different things.

Proverbs 10:2: Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins.

The sin of which pertains to one's own soul, not mutually linked to God's order to hate your kin.

Ephesians 6:1: Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise.

Obedience and to hate one's kin are separate. I hated my father! But I always obeyed him!

I do not hate anyone. I miss my parents a great deal, and I love and am proud of my wife and daughters. Do you think Jesus hated his father?

That's nice, sir. Please don't cherrypick the Bible next time.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Aw, look at the Trash playing grown ups together


Welcome Dr. Falsie. It's nice to see some other intellectuals on this site but I hope you are not here to spread lies.

[Phony Tony Fauci]

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Welcome Dr. Falsie. It's nice to see some other intellectuals on this site but I hope you are not here to spread lies.

Thank you. I am here to stop the spread of the SARS-COV-2 virus.

[Martha Chump]

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Aw, look at the Trash playing grown ups together

Hold on just a darn tink Dr. Toole. My rape and subsequent marriage to Peter Chung may have stained my potential to receive the full love of Jesus Christ, but I am striving for God and am sincere in my struggle.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Hi, I'm Tony. I'm a physician who, for the past 36 years, has led the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

I have advised six Presidents on combating illness from infectious diseases including AIDS and COVID.

We still have AIDS and COVID so clearly your advice has always been terrible. I am glad Donald Trump intends to fire you!

[Phony Tony Fauci]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum!

Thank you!

We still have AIDS and COVID so clearly your advice has always been terrible.

I am very proud of my work on AIDS. As for COVID, I'm doing what I can (thus my outreach to superspreader churches like yours), but the administration refuses to listen.

I am glad Donald Trump intends to fire you!

Don't worry about me. I already made my WILL WORK FOR FOOD sign, so I'll be fine. I am making one of those for the President, too.

[Dennis Lukes]

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We know you're a double agent for Bill Gates and his Satanic agenda, Dr. Faustus. As soon as President Trump has Biden arrested for his treasonous attempt at an electoral coup d'etat, guess what:



No more masks, "Dr." Fauci. No more social distancing, "Dr." Fauci. No more imaginary pandemics. "Dr." Fauci. Your reign of terror is DONE. Take your Presidential Medal of Freedom and shove it up your ass!

[Phony Tony Fauci]

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Take your Presidential Medal of Freedom and shove it up your ass!

But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth. Colossians 3:8

[Phony Tony Fauci]

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My apologies, I forgot that you only accept the King James Version of the Bible, and I do not wish to offend:

But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Colossians 3:8

[Martha Chump]

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But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Colossians 3:8

How about a <<<pervert sexual act that cannot result in pregnancy>>>? I've been <<<pervert sexual life details>>> for nine months. Do you think they teach just just Bible at Catholic school?

[WWJDnow]

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Mrs. Chung, you have made some excellent posts here, but you have to watch your language. Ladies read this thread. I am sure we can respond to Dr. Fauci by attacking his barrage of false statements and errant recommendations without resorting to open discussions of matters best left between a man and his wife stated in blunt language.

[Martha Chump]

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Mrs. Chung, you have made some excellent posts here, but you have to watch your language. Ladies read this thread. I am sure we can respond to Dr. Fauci by attacking his barrage of false statements and errant recommendations without resorting to open discussions of matters best left between a man and his wife stated in blunt language.

I deeply apologize for my comment last night. I was brought to a fundraiser for Christ and funnelled too much cognac I am deeply ashamed to admit...and well. DEMONS! Clearly I have internal demons I need grave help being relieved of. I must attend these drink ups though because well...Our 10,000 seat sanctuary doesn't pay itself over COVID!!