[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Where's Zeke - it's 5am. He should have a package For me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Turns out Melania moved the Desk, said it would "spruce up the garden." TERRIBLE DECORATOR!!! Not important, I don't use the stupid desk much. Still FIRING someone.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Lucky Malania owned up or I was ready to enter the launch codes. Ha ha kidding.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Sent Secret Service to 24 hour McDonalds on New York Ave for McRibs 20 minutes ago. Why aren't they back yet? I give them sirens for a reason!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Hey has ANYONE seen Zeke? It's almost 6am. Tell him if he's worried about Posts Per Day: 66 I'll get back up to my average when I get MORE used to the Interface.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Love Judge Janine. She executed four Criminals once. I don't mean ordered the executions--she dropped the Pellets herself. Magnificent! Very SMART for a woman and TOUGH on crime!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Hey, Nasty Nancy Pelosi, impeach THIS: (_!_)

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Zeke, baby, the Russians aren't going to wait forever. I need that Package! Do I have to send Air Force One to pick it up? Jeez! And don't forget to pack it in coffee.

[Didymus Much]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

NORTH KOREA!...on my watch.

Is now deploying tactical nukes, strategic missiles, and a nuclear submarine. Another rousing Trump success story.

When'd they move the White House to the West Coast?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Where are the guards? I said no questions.

The time is in Twitter daylight savings.
And that photograph is copyright -- take it down.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Amazon has turned off the Parler servers. This WON'T stand!!! Bezos, in retaliation, I'm never going to let Bob Woodward interview me again!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Unleash... the laser of Trut.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Conservative speech is PROTECTED by the Second Amendment!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I'm thinking of building a Presidential Monument -- any suggestions? Where is Zeke?? Christ is it always like this?!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

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Sure, I don't drink, but believe me, these are the best wines I've never tasted! Made right here in Virginia in the good old US of A. Nothing says "I love you" like a glass or two of Trump.