Chad Wolf resigned as Acting Homeland Security Secretary. Who cares? Unimportant Job unless the A-rabs start acting up again. I don't even know why I picked a wolf for my Cabinet. Wolves are constantly MARKING THEIR TERRITORY. Very rude! Only the President is allowed to piss in the Cabinet Room!!! When You have to go, you have to go!
Now Mike Pence wants to make nice. TOO LATE MIKE!!! You had your Chance to reverse the Election and chickened out. GROW A PAIR!!! Now we do it MY WAY!!! You POKED the Bear!
Shout out to all of my Afro-American and Hispanical #MAGA supporters. When I'm in Power again, you're separate but Equal Facilities will be TERIFFIC. Just terrific! I'll put Kanye in charge of those.
I understand there may be some armed Rebellion in the Days leading up to The Election. As President, my Reaponsability is to Defend are Democracy. I do NOT want to Declare MARTIAL LAW, but I WILL if I have to. And I'll Probably have to. Very, very PROBABLY!
I am COMMANDER IN CHIEF and I want a North Korea-style Military Parade for my SECOND INAUGURAL with Goose Stepping and Tanks. Why even have an Army if it can't goose step for me? My Generals better NOT say no.
Why is FBI warning About #MAGA "threat"??? They should be working on ELECTION FRAUD case, NOT spying on Patriotic Americans! Get your act TOGETHER, "Director" Wray!
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