Turns out Melania moved the Desk, said it would "spruce up the garden." TERRIBLE DECORATOR!!! Not important, I don't use the stupid desk much. Still FIRING someone.
Hey has ANYONE seen Zeke? It's almost 6am. Tell him if he's worried about Posts Per Day: 66 I'll get back up to my average when I get MORE used to the Interface.
Love Judge Janine. She executed four Criminals once. I don't mean ordered the executions--she dropped the Pellets herself. Magnificent! Very SMART for a woman and TOUGH on crime!
Zeke, baby, the Russians aren't going to wait forever. I need that Package! Do I have to send Air Force One to pick it up? Jeez! And don't forget to pack it in coffee.
Trump wines are the finest wines made today. They're great for celebrating every occasion--weddings, Bar and Bat Mitvahs, Funerals, Confirmations, Electoral Victories, Acquittals, Anniversaries, Riots, that special dinner for just the two of you, you name it. Gays and pregnant women adore them!
Sure, I don't drink, but believe me, these are the best wines I've never tasted! Made right here in Virginia in the good old US of A. Nothing says "I love you" like a glass or two of Trump.
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