[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

I just called, but I didn't have the heart to call her the ugliest woman. At least she's not as fat as that BITCH Hillary. I did call her a nasty Catholic witch and described in detail some of the tortures she will face in Hell before she hung up on me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Only TWO weeks of Winning left and I haven't had Enough of it yet. Many events on the Presidential schedule. For the next few days it correctly says I will be working from early in the morning until late at night. No rest For the wicked -- while Sleepy Joe is still dozing.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Zeke - where have you been? Christ! Now this sounds like the same BS forms they Made me sign when I got Those loans. Yeah sure whatever. I'm the best on knowing the Bible and it says he who Wins the Presidency makes the Rules. Talk to Rudy and get him to sign off on it ($130k like last time OK?). Good to see you again.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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OK, Donnie-boy. You need to know some basics:

1. Mrs. Trump will NOT redecorate the Flint mansion guest suite, nor will she visit it.

Mrs. Trump? Zeke, my friend, you know my mother passed away many years ago. Useless woman! I always liked dad's Mistresses better.

Oh, now I get it. You're WAY ahead of me on the Melania thing.

And hey, would you mind going on TV to let people know what a Devoted, Pious Christian I am? Nobody's a better Christian than Donald Trump! It would really help me out of a Tight Spot right now.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Donnie-boy, are you claiming that you actually took the time to READ my post!? I don't think so nor expect.

What post? Talk to Rudy, he's my details guy -- the new Mike, remember that douchBeg? Heh heh, good times in t.. Look, I Am in on a Sweet deal with some Condos that I can't shift until... You know. The russians will Pay a fortune FOR these if we can move them Fast. I need to List them as LBC assets temporarily -- so when you speak to Rudy get him the account numbers.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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[Prayer Warrior]

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It is amazing to have the President of the United States here! It's so sad that Joe Biden is going to steal your presidency. Things will not be the same without you in the oval office.

And don't forget the Supreme Court seat Mr. Trump has promised me.

I'm curious, why didn't you ever nominate Pastor Ezekiel to the Supreme court like he said you promised him? You had three chances!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I'm curious, why didn't you ever nominate Pastor Ezekiel to the Supreme court like he said you promised him? You had three chances!

He was my 4th Choice. He's Next if he stays clean for the next 4 years.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

“Don’t get bent out of shape… There are still avenues,
We’re fighting with faith, and we’re fighting with courage.”

🇺🇸General Flynn

[Jim Farmer]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Site for the Alternative Inauguration of Myself as President.

We will begin the search for another Vice President, including the possibility of Judy Gilliani (America's MAYOR), immediately. Thank you!

I thought America's mayor was our very own Johny Joe Hold?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I thought America's mayor was our very own Johny Joe Hold?

Talk to Rudy about personal details. He's laid it All out perfectly. The most Perfect layout. For me the Best mayor of the last 100 years is hands-down the-pants Sheriff Arpaio. I tried to appaint him AG (Attorney General) but was held Back -- by you know who.

Jim are you a Farmer by any chance? The rurals love Farmers, I figured that out myself. Easy, right? I need "A" number "2". As in "Amendments" and "Number 2" as in the second Amendment *WINK WINK*. Do you know Anyone reliable?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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[Didymus Much]

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..."Number 2" as in Amendments *WINK WINK*...

You failed the 1st, so NVM the 2nd, you're jumping straight to the 25th.


Get a real lawyer to explain the 4th and 5th while you're waiting. It'll save time later.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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NOISE NOISE NOISE ALL ME ME ME...

Would you kindly let The President speak, for a minute! I apologize Mr. President for the shoddy welcome you have received so far. We are not normally like this. A fulsome hearty welcome to you and please avail yourself of the staff and faciilities. Miss Cooke in particular.