[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'm the BEST at Foreign Policy. You call the Prime Minister, the President of places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say how many People do you have? It's amazing how MANY People they have.

We're going to be Very involved with the UK. Very involved! You know, you DON't hear about Great Britain anymore. It's very INTERESTING. When Great Britain owned Indonesia, they called Themselves Great Britain.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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From the time I took Office till now, you know, it’s a very EXACT thing. It’s not like generalities. When I did this now I said, I probably, Maybe will confuse people, maybe I’ll expand that, you know, lengthen the time because it SHOULD be over with, in my opinion, should have been over with a long time ago.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People want the border wall. My base DEFINITELY wants the border wall, my base REALLY wants it — you’ve been to many of the rallies. OK, the thing they want more than anything is the Wall. My base, which is a BIG base; I think my Base is 45 percent. You know, it’s funny. The Democrats, they have a big advantage in the Electoral College. Big, big, big Arvantage. The Electoral College is very difficult for a Republican to win, and I will tell you, the People WANT to see it. They want to see the WALL.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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480 Calories to fuel you up, PROVIDES 50% of your daily requirement of hard-to-get SODIUM, 100% Delicious. I'M LOVING IT!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Mr. President, are you feeling well? You seem to be a little - well - unhinged.

I am NOT unhinged. I am HINGED. Perfectly, beautifully Hinged. Everybody says that--President Trump, he's WELL HINGED. Crazy Nancy Pelosi doesn't say that. Hillary Clinton doesn't say that. AOC doesn't say that. Stormy and Melania don't say that. NASTY WOMEN. I'm PERSON OF THE YEAR in Hinged Magazine. No, really! Not Everyone can do that!!!

[Vengeance Puriel]

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I am announcing my candidacy for Executive Pastor of the Landover Baptist Church. What's the point of having a CHURCH if it doesn't reflect your VALUES? What has Pastor Zeke done to deserve your TRUST?

Has he built a WALL to keep Atheists out of your Church? NO!!! I will build a Wall and make the Atheists pay for it!

PASTOR EZEKIEL expects tithes of 30% or more. RIDICULOUS!!! I will CUT the TITHES of the Wealthiest Members of the Landover COMMUNITY.

Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I will REPEAL and REPLACE Zekecare with a BETTER and CHEAPER faith healing PLAN!!!

I will CREATE 25 MILLION NEW JOBS for Landover members.

I will send EVERYBODY at LANDOVER a $2,000 check.

I'll pack the FLOCK even more tightly together during Religious Services until the COVED goes away, which will happen ANY DAY now!

I will Return the President's TELEPHONE CALLS, unless that "president" is the USURPER Joe Biden.

Together, we can Make Landover Incredible Again!!!! #MaLanIA

BIG MaLanIA rally on January 20 next to the giant Plastic JESUS in Freehold, IOWA. Come one, come armed!

I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message!!!

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I prefer Paster Zeke sorry Donald.

[Dana723]

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Mr. President, are you feeling well? You seem to be a little - well - unhinged.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Whatever the great man Pastor Ezekiel Flint is doing in service to Christ is of no concern to any lesser man, which includes all of us, even you.

I Only got a problem with Patriots ***Impeachment-worthy crap removed by a senior pastor*** I'm NOT talking about doing anything illegal… I want y’all to Know I love you… I just want to Incite some enthusiasm.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Last I heard, relaxing on fine sand, 4 stars in a sunny clime, waited on hand and foot by charming dusky natives with lilting, almost musical accents...

EXACTLY! Hey -- why are you not being a Duecebag? I'mma call off the War -- it was a Bluff anyway -- ha ha SYKKK.

[Dennis Lukes]

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While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now? Unless he Is storming the Capitol, I DON'T know what could be More important to Landhaven, USA.

Whatever the great man Pastor Ezekiel Flint is doing in service to Christ is of no concern to any lesser man, which includes all of us, even you.

[Didymus Much]

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While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now?...

Last I heard, relaxing on fine sand, 4 stars in a sunny clime, waited on hand and foot by charming dusky natives with lilting, almost musical accents...






Having surrendered his passport while fighting some TRUMPed up human trafficking charges, and extradition for tax evasion.



Tune in next week for the further adventures of America's Hottest Young Pastor™ (runner-up 1984, 1986 winner).






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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***While I"VE been Saving America, where has ZEKE been all this time? WHERE is he now? Unless he Is storming the Capitol, I DON'T know what could be More important to Landhaven, USA.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I accidentally shot the last Muslim who entered Freehold while he tried to deliver a King James Bible I ordered online from Christianbook.com. We haven't seen any since.

GREAT question! Hm let's see... My favorite book... The KJV is up there but I'll have to With the HOME team: Art of the deal by Yours Truly Donald J Trump.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I accidentally shot the last Muslim who entered Freehold while he tried to deliver a King James Bible I ordered online from Christianbook.com. We haven't seen any since.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Slow day, what's Everyone up to? I've been thinking Of a new golf ball design it's like rounder, less flat You know.