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  • realDonaldTrump
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    3 MILLION cases of China Virus in California. TERRIBLE JOB Governor Newsome!!! Also, San Francisco SMELLS like urine. CLEAN UP your ACT, Dems!!!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Without ME, Twitter isn't a Social Network, it's a Social NOTWORK!!! Will fail faster than an Atlantic City casino!!!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    The Bible says the President is ALWAYS right. Seriously, it's in there. In Paul's letter to the Phillipinos, maybe. I don't know, but it's IN THERE. BIDEN, maybe, will MAKE MISTAKES. Definitively!!! This is WHY impeaching me was ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIVE.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Just signed Executive Order transferring all INDIAN RESERVATIONS to Mining companies. Indians should GO BACK to whatever Country they Came From!!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
    Hey Trump. I have to say I am a bit surprised by these recent posts of yours on this heavenly forum. You have always been known to me as the most calm and collected president in America’s history. Reading through your posts on here, it appears as though you would come across as angry, erratic, and upset.
    GREAT Question! I guess you Just don't understand JOKES then, boy. When I get the SS to edit my Emails to refer to MYSELF as a pussy about 10-15 minutes after I POST them -- THAT'S funny, boy. BUT I Promised Zeke only the Serious STUFF from now ON. Sorry to DISAPPOINT the CONA... conner.. connoisseurs of True comedy.

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    Greetings Mr. ex-President (even tough i live in Italy i think i can still call you "President").

    I'm very sorry for your loss against Mr. Bidet, since that means that America will become a Communist puppet-state that worship Winnie the Flu. However, you can still redeem yourself if you repent for worshipping King James and get baptized in the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. It would also be nice if you give some (if not all) your proprieties to the Holy IOR Bank, located in Vatican City.




    I'll pray for your conversion. I'm pretty sure that God wants you in Heaven, even if you would be declassed to a trumpet-whistler.

    Buona Giornata!

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  • Uncle Rutherford
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    Hey Trump. I have to say I am a bit surprised by these recent posts of yours on this heavenly forum. You have always been known to me as the most calm and collected president in America’s history. Reading through your posts on here, it appears as though you would come across as angry, erratic, and upset. I’m telling you this so that you can get right with Jesus. He frequents these forums and I would be upset with you if you were found to be hellbound. Where is your KJV Bible? When you find it, let’s go through everything together so that you can be re-educated for Jesus.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
    Now, now, dear Mr. President -- things aren't that bad, or are they? I mean, for the past four years, you have been surrounded by people who have been praying for you constantly, and you've had the benefit of your very own spiritual adviser (even though Paula should have remained at home to bake cookies instead of asserting herself.)

    I'm just wondering: from all of this great support, and with the blessings of the in your life, what have you learned from this? What has made the most impact in your life, and in your decision to serve Almighty in all that you do? What is it that inspires you to do your very best to help the people, and to show your daily devotion to the ?
    GREAT Question! I learned that You can GIVE the looney-tunes 3 Supreme Court JUSTICES and They STILL want moar. I gave THEM the religious Liberty to Drill oil in Alaska. I BANNED all Muslims. NOW they won't even TAKE OVER all 50 State capitals on 1/20. So unfair.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
    I'M a pussy LOSER Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. SO funny! WAIT... there's MORE. PUSSY. Ha ha ha! ANOTHER? OK Let's stop the Jokes. I've Not slept FOR a couple week. That's WHY my Boy Mike Lindell (myPillow.com) CAME over yesterday -- trust ME, he delivered the Goods.
    Now, now, dear Mr. President -- things aren't that bad, or are they? I mean, for the past four years, you have been surrounded by people who have been praying for you constantly, and you've had the benefit of your very own spiritual adviser (even though Paula should have remained at home to bake cookies instead of asserting herself.)

    I'm just wondering: from all of this great support, and with the blessings of the in your life, what have you learned from this? What has made the most impact in your life, and in your decision to serve Almighty in all that you do? What is it that inspires you to do your very best to help the people, and to show your daily devotion to the ?



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  • realDonaldTrump
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    THERE are some who Love me and some WHO want to Take me down. It reminds Me of some guys I watch on FOX News. Famous guys -- PLEASE take them serious!!!

    There's MITCH on the left and ROMNEY on the right -- debating AN Important Topic. IT REMINDs me of Boris JOHNSON (great Friend) and NIGEL Farage TOTALLY Dominating the ratings about the Future of england. SO many EYEBALLS to win.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    I'M a pussy LOSER Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. SO funny! WAIT... there's MORE. PUSSY. Ha ha ha! ANOTHER? OK Let's stop the Jokes. I've Not slept FOR a couple week. That's WHY my Boy Mike Lindell (myPillow.com) CAME over yesterday -- trust ME, he delivered the Goods.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    I am Fake news.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Zeke, gimme a CALL. Gotta talk to you about why MITCH won't take my Calls. And after all I did FOR HIM down in GEORGIA!!! Ingrate!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    four hours of silence. did it fall asleep?
    In the Presidential private BATHROOM. 40 McRibs go in easy, bit they come out HARD.

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  • Didymus Much
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    four hours of silence. did it fall asleep?

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